im probably gonna regret everything i post on here

[tchaikovskaya]

I don’t really Go Here but u can always rely on this man to read a right wing politician’s outfit for filth

[tchaikovskaya]

I mean. Just devastating 😭

[tchaikovskaya]

[creepymutelilbugger]

[condensedvaporwave]

This man has LETHAL comebacks. Idiots keep trying to get one over on him and he has never missed

[condensedvaporwave]

Actually no I'm double reblogging this I found the one where he *calls a guy's tailor* to confirm his suit isn't actually bespoke

You cannot win in his arena. This isn't "if you come at the king you better not miss" this is "don't fight a shark in the water"

[theprofessional-amateur]

I gotta add this one

[travalicious]

he alerted the FBI about a january 6th rioter because he noticed their ugly shoes lol

[frogblast-the-ventcore]

[jackdaw-kraai]

“Is your blood also off-the-rack?”

I would never survive if someone said that to me after trying that shit goodBYE

[lelouch]

[duncebento]

so she was outperforming…..

[vympr]

god forbid women do anything

[crazy-brazilian]

[koshercosplay]

me immediately after passover: oh my god I love bread so much I literally have never tasted bread this good in my entire life all bread is god tier like I will never have bread this good ever again

also me, literally every single other day of the year: oh my god I love bread so much I literally have never tasted bread this good in my entire life all bread is god tier like I will never have bread this good ever again

[wanderthrubooks]

Bread is a cornerstone of like every culture for a reason

[doughdeer]

Gash by Megan Mitchell

[davidjohnlemahieu]

me

[disneydatass]

[fakeseinfeldplots]

[gauchogf]

[h01vd4l]

[corpsepng]

[lionfloss]

[dryersheetbear]

evil jerry seinfeld

i know what the deal with airplane food is

[elcinebenes]

People in New York City watching the Seinfeld finale together

[filmcel]

[thedepartmentofdiscoveries-deac]

[georgethem]

this is the last thing i ever pinned to my dark academia board and i can't ever add anything else. what else is there to say