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@illtakethenightshift
I will serve cunt again just give me a Minute
econony is fucked as hell so i’m going to try a bunch of gas station boner pills and start a class action lawsuit against which ever one hurts me the most badly
*slams you with my fucking PUSSY
CUNT force trauma
me when a fictional woman decides not to get an abortion
It’s literally like…… help!! lol. help me!!!! haha.
remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app
it’s so hard for me to listen to heartbroken/angry breakup songs by straight men bc no matter how good the song is i’ll be like i’m not sure if i fully believe you. let’s hear her side of the story.
sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.
unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real
hiii coming into ur ask box to play perverts with you and shove my face into various places :3
remember 2 keep your eyes open when i cum so you get cum in your eyes when i cum in your eyes
girl help i'm turning 30 in a few days and i've done fuck all with my life
fuck all is a classic 30 year old thing to do. youre right on track