[dogpuppy]

[tall]

[thotsandpreyers]

[alreadyontomorrow]

I will serve cunt again just give me a Minute

[tatzelwurming]

econony is fucked as hell so i’m going to try a bunch of gas station boner pills and start a class action lawsuit against which ever one hurts me the most badly

[my-dailydreams]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

*slams you with my fucking PUSSY

[were-ralph]

[bonersniper]

CUNT force trauma

[geminipdf]

me when a fictional woman decides not to get an abortion

[hollanderthoughts]

It’s literally like…… help!! lol. help me!!!! haha.

[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

[oneheadtoanother]

[woman-respecter]

it’s so hard for me to listen to heartbroken/angry breakup songs by straight men bc no matter how good the song is i’ll be like i’m not sure if i fully believe you. let’s hear her side of the story.

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[valtsv]

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real

[amazoogle]

hiii coming into ur ask box to play perverts with you and shove my face into various places :3

remember 2 keep your eyes open when i cum so you get cum in your eyes when i cum in your eyes

[catchymemes]

[fairycosmos]

girl help i'm turning 30 in a few days and i've done fuck all with my life

fuck all is a classic 30 year old thing to do. youre right on track