Luz

any pronouns work! 23 Mixed latine

[joltai-showa]

misogyny's strongest soldier🙏

[byjove]

why did elementary and middle school teachers get so mad when you finished your work early and did silent reading? I was an A/B student and some of them would be so pissed when I finished my test within 15 minutes and whipped out my N. D. Wilson novel or whatever

[raisinbrant]

This!! What was I supposed to do, stare at the wall??

[byjove]

Everybody knows elementary and middle school students need to pretend to be slaving away at math problems for the full 8 hour school day to prepare them for the torture of adult employment.

[fangirl-overload13]

When asked teachers would say it's because it makes the other kids feel bad

Boo fucking hoo

The constant bullying made me feel bad but nothing was ever done about that was it teacher? Let the other kids take the full hour to take the exam, I'm done in 30 and got the answers correct so just let me sit here and read quietly, I've earned it!

[beardedmrbean]

they used to let kids have real fun

[afriendofblahaj]

There's an xkcd for that :3

Side note: polonium-210 is a very dangerous isotope, however it "does not pose a radiation hazard when kept outside the body", as the alpha particle it emits have very little penetration power and cannot pierce even the outer layers of dead skin. It has still killed countless people, though, not because of children's rings, but because of tobacco. Polonium latches onto and concentrates in tobacco leaves, leading to heavy smokers being exposed to more radiation than survivors of the Chernobyl disaster.

It's always wild to me seeing comments about different toxins like this on information about random things in the past, but it's never discussed when it comes to cigarettes.

[lastoneout]

I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classicism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.

[lastoneout]

Every time you feel bad for having coffee with cream and sugar or ranch on your salad or putting extra butter and salt on your veggies I want you to imagine the spirit of John Harvey Kellogg in front of you and then I want you to kill him with a real gun and eat your delicious food in peace.

[achillesinhighheels]

[ooppo]

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

[ooppo]

not that i care

[ooppo]

[natnormalatall]

roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that

the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people

[puddox]

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

[yuriinullification]

holdon

what the fuck is going on in this site's backend

[mrsandman42069]

[imgdist0000]

drawing people i see in the city (60/?)

[lilbatsunglasses]

A little dialogue-less comic showcasing what Phil had to put up with before they finally just moved in together

[tradgothwillbyers]

Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

[parttimepup]

Yes it’s called the mammalian diving response and it’s also why doing face masks and taking a shower is soothing. Our amphibian ancestors used this mechanism to slow down the heartbeat and lower body temperature so as not to waste calories while swimming (which is very calorie intensive). It makes you feel safe because predators are less likely to get you in water than on land. The fish brain is alive and well in all of us.

[beyondthetemples-ooc]

It’s literally activated by putting water on the face.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3768097/

[dogs4ge]

My amphibian ancestors gave me the instinct to dissociate in the shower for hours on end

[unabashedlybi-deactivated201911]

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

[fandomfishbish]

i foand my boit suttufuhcut an’ it says oim fouah

[depsidase]

[arctic-hands]

[Image Description: a rain-soaked U.S.P.S shipping label, stuck on an outer wall or junction box, on which has been sharpied, "How many beautiful, kind people have I killed ["killed" in red] just buy paying my taxes". End I.D]

[kurhanchyk]

i think they should allow everyone in the world to vote in american elections

[anthonybourdyke]

[momoboyds]

white europeans love to pretend like the united states and europe aren’t two cheeks of the same ass

[flower-cute-posts]

god gives his toughest battles to his strongest lesbians (Available HERE)

[alyna-gg]

"how gay are you?" yes

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things