ACOTAR Fanpage

I may occasionally post things from other books/series as well. 

[blackbeakquidditchteam-deactiva]

Manon: Alright, listen up you little shits.

Manon: Not you, Elide. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled that you’re here.

[aelin-and-feyre]

The custody battle over Elide like

Meanwhile, Elide:

[ihaveabookhangover]

Chaol coming back from the southern continent like

[yesicanchangethislater]

So, Sarah J. Maas reuses a lot of names

And character tropes. It’s a little suspicious.

Elide and Elain - The supposedly sweet girl. Romantically associated with a male with ambiguous loyalties. 

Lorcan and Lucien - Kind of a jerk, loyally ambiguous and sided with Evil Drama Queen. (Yes, Tamlin, that’s you.)

Nesryn and Nesta - Tough, a fighter. In love with a Captain/Commander whose name starts with a C. 

Gavriel and Azriel - Quiet, dependable. Desperately wants the love and attention of a certain golden-haired, bisexual, cousin (Mor/Aedion) of a powerful monarch (Rhys/Aelin)

[hanrywinter-blog]

Elide: I have no other clothes to wear.

Lorcan: You can sleep without them.

Me:

[dianadworak]

My precious child Viviane from A Court of Wings and Ruin, her and Mor give me life! This image changed so much during the painting and I could still carry on tweaking it but I’m tired now. She would totally rock blue lipstick imho

[shouldnt]

When you get shampoo in your eye and wonder what the name of your guide dog will be

[petergrantkavinsky]

[moonarchy]

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE

[moonarchy]

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE AND PLAY MUSIC

[dip-dop-pines-deactivated201603]

What about ads that play music, but you can’t find them anywhere on the page?

[moonarchy]

[thegamerinallofus]

Still hearing the ads music after you close the page

[elfzelda]

having adblock

[silver-tongues-blog]

Sites that forbid adblock

[running-in-blind]

When ads pop up even when Adblock is enabled

[cosmic-noir]

When porn ads pop up unexpectedly

[vampire-crimson]

this post gets better everytime i see it

[satanicedition-blog]

When you try get rid of the add really fast but accidentally click on the link that sends you to seventy different pages before you can go back.

[cipheral]

THIS POST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

[satanicedition-blog]

When the ad shows something you’re actually interested in.

[randomfanposter]

When you have to wait to skip the ad

[shitadriensays-blog]

When the ad is about abused/animals needing homes

[doublerainbowcosplay-blog]

@extraordinaquari

[nearsightedgirl]

I dub this post “The Legend of Advertisements”! 

[balance-is-here-deactivated2016]

when you get rid of the add but it keeps coming back.

[dsmaster7173]

It got better.

[askchibirainbowgate-deactivated]

Making it my goal to reblog this once every day lol

[midnight-mocha-is-vibin]

When you get so many ads at once that the site you’re on crashes and you have to reload the page.

[vanilliteparfait-deactivated201]

When an ad plays awesome music

[spaceslushie]

reblogging again because its back and better than ever.

[bright-the-wolf]

When the add says you can skip it but it doesn’t let you skip

[boobiemom]

When the ad shows you something you’re interested in, you click it, and it opens two tabs with one being a clear phishing scam and the other for some fuck app

[tomboyjessie13]

I love it

[kimreesesdaughter]

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

[kimreesesdaughter]

THIS JOINT!!!!

BITCHHHHHHH. I got on this shit when I was 12. Wasn’t no bar, no protection, nothing in that shit. I didn’t realize until it was too late. You couldn’t pay me to ever get on this shit ever again in my life. We were in Landover, this shit almost smooth flipped my ass to Baltimore. No. Never again. 

[nappyhurrdontcare-deactivated20]

12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.

[neonghostz-deactivated20220823]

?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????

[kimreesesdaughter]

[vandigo-deactivated20180131]

centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.

[retired3625ww-deactivated202305]

Centrifugal force isn’t keeping me from crying tho

[sexycraisinthanos]

why is this so funny

[missmorgenstern]

Tamlin stood there. Staring down at me. Those green eyes swimming with some emotion I couldn’t place. “Be happy, Feyre,” he said quietly.

A Court of Wings and Ruin (via

missmorgenstern

)

and suddenly, he’d stepped a tad bit out of that toolshed

(via ineffableeloquence)

Reblogging again for that last comment

(via missmorgenstern)

This is the part I cried

(via highladyofidris)

Tamlin AKA: the slightly dented tool

(via illyrianproblems)

[illyrianproblems-blog]

sjm: doesn't kill anyone in the inner circle

sjm: gives us exponentially more bi characters than we have ever had in her books. clearly listened to what the fandom wanted, and made one of the main characters bi.

sjm: starts using other words for skin color aside from tan

sjm: one of the main characters in biracial

sjm: explores other courts and fills them with poc

sjm: does world building and addresses specific questions the fandom had

sjm: writes enough of elucien and nessian to give us fic ideas and ensure that those ships stay interesting

sjm: doesn't force either traumatized archeron sister into a relationship with an over eager mate

sjm: makes sure this book is still feyre's book

sjm: also consciously sets up plot lines to be explores in the spin offs and introduces unresolved conflict to ensure that the series has somewhere to go

sjm: gives us heart pounding battle scenes

sjm: gives us smut like we clearly wanted

sjm: tells us about amren's backstory and makes it count in the end

sjm: introduces a ton of new characters, most of whom are wonderful

sjm: writes lovely conclusion to feysand's arc that had me weeping

y'all: this was the most trash book i've ever read, it was horrible, she didn't do anything i wanted, there wasn't enough of MY ship, she's a terrible writer, wtf.

Sarah deserves more respect.

[oikawas]

THE WOMEN OF A COURT OF WINGS AND RUIN

[acourtofstarsanddreamers]

headaches

Tamlin: my head hurts

Feyre: that’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity

[illyrianproblems-blog]

Feyre is Savage

[actuallyacotartrash]

If Rhys is the Beast and Feyre is the Beauty...

I’m convinced that Cassian is Lumiere and Azriel is Cogsworth.

[illyrianproblems-blog]

Rowan: Why is your back all scratched up?

Aelin: [Flashbacks to when she chased a badger after Rowan told her not to]

Aelin: I'm having an affair.

[courtofnesta]

“As if Nesta had fought even after she went under, and had decided that if she was to be dragged to hell, she was taking that Cauldron with her.”

the cauldron: