This Is F*ckery

"Bored to death with this place. Bored to death with my life. Bored to death with myself." | X-Files | Stranger Things | Scandal | Westworld | | Gillian Anderson | Sasha Alexander | Thandie Newton | Bellamy Young | | MSR (X-Files) | Mellivia (Scandal) | Gillovny | **Obsessed with Lisa Vanderpump & Erika Jayne** {I also workout...like, a lot.}

[bob-belcher]

But no, double standards don’t exist in Hollywood 🙄

[blairwitchh]

goals: getting as fucked up as christine is in this video

[piecesofscully]

The Game

author: @piecesofscully rating: PG-13 / R timeline: sometime post Revival after Scully has moved home to the Unremarkable House

Note: Just a fun little diddy in the spirit of Halloween. 

Scully’s eyes flick towards the coat closet across the room, and she squashes the urge to give in to the nagging itch that’s been growing in the back of her mind throughout the day. Instead, she holds her wine glass a little tighter and brings it to her lips, careful not to drip a single drop of chardonnay onto the spine of the book that lay upside down in her lap. With Mulder’s recent Wednesday night basketball games at the YMCA in town, she’s been afforded a few quiet hours a week in the home she inhabits once again, time to reacquaint herself with the quirks of an old house that only the homeowner can appreciate. The sound of the drippy kitchen faucet, the whine of the structure under a heavy wind, the comfort of sitting in her corner of the well-worn couch.

But under the white noise and behind the static silence, she can almost hear the clinking of her mother puttering around in the kitchen, humming to herself as she washed the dishes. She can still smell the faint traces of her mother’s perfume as she rushed past the couch, righting the stack of magazines on the coffee table. It’s been months since she’s passed away, yet nights like this Scully swears that she is still around, her presence as bold as ever.

Her eyes are drawn to the coat closet once again, and she releases a resigned sigh as she heaves herself to her feet. The closet door creaks as she pulls it open, and, blindly, she waves her hand in the darkness until she finds the hanging string. Following the quick tug, her vision is assaulted with suddenly visible clutter and junk shoved onto the built-in shelving as the bulb burns brightly above her, and she squints momentarily, giving her eyes a moment to adjust. With a shove, the outerwear that hangs on the rod before her is pushed to the side, and she scans the back shelf. Scrabble, Clue, Boggle…

Ouija.

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[therobbinsnest]

Man arrested for public drunkenness claims he is time traveller coming back to warn of alien invasion

Police say a central Wyoming man they arrested for public intoxication claimed he had travelled back in time to warn of an alien invasion. Casper police say the man they encountered at 10.30pm on Monday claimed he was from the year 2048.

sounds like an x file.. just saying 

[glitter-n-co]

MUUUUULDER!!!

[lets-talk-about-politics]

NYT: Las Vegas Shooting Near Mandalay Bay Casino Kills More Than 50

The police said they killed a gunman in the hotel who had fired on concertgoers outside, wounding at least 200. A woman was being sought for questioning.

Over 50 dead and 200 injured in a mass shooting in Las Vegas, making this the deadliest mass shooting in US history. The assailant fired down from the 32nd floor of the Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, and was shot and killed by police. I’ll update this throughout the day as I hear more. Absolutely horrific and heartbreaking.

[quotemadness]

Autumn shows us how beautiful it is to let things go.

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[staff]

if you fuckers do the skeleton war shit again this year we’re deleting the website for real

[folkmetaltransfag]

en garde motherfuckers

[ilove-gillian]

Netflix made an adorable X-Files fanvid!

https://www.facebook.com/netflixus/videos/10153418312933870/

[mulaneysbutt]

[moist-in-the-anteroom]

Fuck you Netflix, people are going to watch this and hate you because it they will realize it takes these two agents YEARS to get their heads out of their asses. As Gillian says it, “Kill me now!”

[fistful-of-fandom]

Let Mulder and Scully investigate spooky cases as husband and wife 2k18

[myassbrokethefall]

I just FINALLY figured out what has been nagging at the back of my mind when I see this picture:

it’s

yeah

[myassbrokethefall]

You guys…

IT’S HAPPENING AGAIN

[tubulareric]

[legalise-drugs-and-murder-blog]

brock-obama:

Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.

I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.

[oculousreparo]

[ourpoeticlives]

Yeahhhh, I want this on my blog again.

[earlgreytea68]

OMG MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POST EVER IT’S FINALLY BACK YAY!

[earlgreytea68]

Here, have another of my all-time favorite Tumblr posts. 

[earlgreytea68]

We were just discussing this again and I had to reblog it again because IT IS MY FAVORITE

[jlrpuck]

I’m permanently traumatized that you introduced me to this over lunch, EGT. 

[earlgreytea68]

::bows with a flourish::

[revdrfrog]

There’s a gif out there of some people reenacting this that makes me laugh til I puke every damn time.

[imnotokaywiththerunning]

@revfrog

[revdrfrog]

YASSSSSSSSS!

[educatedinyellow]

@earlgreytea68

[earlgreytea68]

Ahahahahah OMG AMAZING. 

This post = the gift that keeps on giving

[ilove-gillian]

@scullys-shoulder-pads I'm dying

[dailystrangerthings]

Stranger Things Season 2 Trailer | Coming October 27th

[goodvibesandgaytimes]

constantly stuck between “it’s your loss” and “why wasn’t i good enough”

[thisisnothappening-deactivated2]

[alwaysforyouscully]

Now that is humility. Let’s all be thankful for what we have.

Why isn’t happiness enough anymore? 🤔

[piper-scully]

Love this man 🤗🤗❤️❤️

[rogueone]

[thescreencapsfiles]

10.05

[hag6]

I just want a sugar daddy but instead of it being a rich older man, I want it to be Gillian Anderson