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@ilovebatma
Tim: Who's ghostmaker?
Bruce: my boyfriend.
Tim: what? What about Selina?
Bruce: she's also my girlfriend.
Tim: and you think that's okay?
Bruce: why do you think I never said anything about you and that X-Men girl when you were dating Stephanie? And all those other girls... And superboy.
Tim: ... Alright fine. Hey why Superman sent you a valentine's card.
Bruce: he's also my boyfriend.
Batman: Yo dumbass, get over here!
Ghostmaker starts getting up
Ghostmaker: ok-
Superman walks up to Batman
Superman: I’m coming! :D
Ghostmaker:… I thought I was dumbass.
idk i think there needs to be more ghostbat fanfics i need them to come back to ME like there's not a single day i'm not thinking abt them
Being a batman multishipper is hard work like do I want him to crack or get cracked? do I want sweet or toxic? Do I want him to suffer or not? Do I want childhood friends, college friends, work colleagues, forbidden love, criminal\hero?
How do I decide?
the thing is bruce was SMILING and LAUGHING with khoa. he was HAPPY and they joked like friends, but when bruce went back to gotham, he was broken hearted and changed once again. after losing khoa, he was okay dying to defeat Ra's because he lost the will to keep fighting. BATMAN lost the will to keep fighting because of KHOA. and he went back to gotham grieving someone new and alfred never got to know bruce without that heavy weight on his shoulders im ill
AU where Clark is actually a dragon shifter - all kyrptonians are.
He saves people in his dragon form, having a lair hidden away and storing artifacts of his planet he recovers there.
He can shift to his human form, but if he's exposed to kryptonite, he can't shift back to his dragon form.
Bruce Wayne is a prince from Gotham.
Batman is Gotham's protector, who comes across an injured human on his patrol on night. He digs out the green glowing arrow from the defensive man's thigh and the man rewards him by knocking him out and scrambling away.
But before he's out cold, Bruce watches in horror is the man's bones and flesh shift, giving way to scales and talons. He grew over 5 times his size and was unrecognizable.
Wow, so, no more of that. He has to deal with that problem.
Except now the Dragon is obsessed with him because he saved its life.
*Clark gets some weird kryptonian flu and Bruce is taking care of him*
Clark: you are cute *delusional af* so so cute
Bruce: *just being mean* and i'm very much married
Clark: what? *about to start crying*
Bruce: *rolls his eyes affectionately* yeah, i married you, Clark.
Clark: youclark it´s a stupid name.
Bruce: *burst in laughter*
Clark: stop laughing at me!
Everyone assumes Clark is the one who’s best with kids until they actually see him and Bruce dealing with children on missions.
Clark’s not bad at it or anything but he’s a little awkward and flustered in a way kids pick up on. At least happy kids are okay and he handles the ones who love Superman well but when they’re upset he panics a little and it turns stilted quickly.
The League thinks it’s hilarious.
Then Clark starts passing kids over to Bruce and he’s holding them and bouncing them and cooing at them and everyone is shocked. It’s like the bat does have a superpower, hand him a crying baby and two minutes later it’ll be sleeping on his chest, full armour and all.
Turns out Batman can comfort any child instantly while Superman is awkwardly holding babies away from his body and begging them to stop crying until he can shove them into Bruce’s arms.
Clark: *In a National Geographic voice* And here we have a ferocious lion in his natural habitat.
Bruce: *sitting at the bat computer* 🤨
Clark: *In a National Geographic voice* He spends his day protecting his cubs, and watching over his territory.
Bruce: *turns to look at Clark* 🤨
Clark: *In a National Geographic voice* Don’t get to close to quick, he is easily spooked and will disappear into the shadows for days.
Bruce: 😑
Clark: *In a National Geographic voice* But don’t let his scary exterior fool you. He may be a scary lion on the outside, but on the inside he’s just a little kitten.
Bruce: What are you doing?
Clark: Me and Damien just came back from the zoo 😁
Bruce: And you’re narrating me because..?
Clark: Because you’re just a kitten wanting to be loved and I shall be the one to protect your heart!
Bruce: …
Clark: ..and because we were planning to watch National Geographic and Dami wanted you to watch it with us ☺️
Bruce: …
Bruce: ok
Clark: *In a National Geographic voice* The mighty lion is on the move to spend time with his youngest cub and his lover
Bruce: Stop
Clark: hehehe ♡
Goon 1: But like why?
Goon 2: Do you ask why the birds fly? The sun why it shines? Just be glad it's happening.
Goon 1: Yeah sure but why?
Goon 2: Because.
Red Hood: The hell are you two yammering about?
Goon 2: The Batman.
Goon 1: I mean, how can the guy move when those pants are literally bursting at the seam. Why does his suit has to be that tight?
Goon 2: It's obviously to stop the clap of those cheeks, bro. Why else?
Red Hood:
I saw a take once on TikTok where this chick said she only ships a bottom!Bruce x top!Clark dynamic, which is understandable. I see them more as a switch x switch couple, but to each their own.
But then, she goes on to say the only exception is Absolute Batman x Absolute Superman, where she claimed that Bruce was clearly the top.
HOLY SHIT! Worst take in existence. Genuinely stop pissing me off. Absolute Bruce is the only Bruce who exclusively bottoms.
Your version of batman has burrowed itself into my psyche. I can no longer see bats any other way. Kudos on your psychic weapon./pos
my plans are working.... world domination soon!!! 😈
the way you draw batman is adorable. He should get kissed by ALL of the justice league.
he WILL get kissed by ALL of the justice league!!!! trust
supportive colleagues
Imagine this with me. ( ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)
Absolute Sups and Bats making out and Kal just finds a nail in Bruce's mouth. He hasn't made out with anyone before (especially a human) which now leads him to believe that humans just have nails in their mouths.
Like no honey that isn't a normal thing for humans to booby trap their body's....
supportive colleagues
Omg I'm gonna cry 😭
He's such a babie
