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I'm going insane, there's no way these people are this level of delusion.

THE ODYSSEY HAS ALWAYS BEEN POPULAR, IT CAME FREE WITH BEING ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT PIECE OF LITERATURE FOR WESTERN CULTURE AND SHAPING THE BASE OF MOST STORIES OF ADVENTURE OR HERO'S JOURNEY, TO THE POINT WHERE IT'S AN OBLIGATORY READING FOR MOST SCHOOLS IN THE WESTERN WORLD.

#Greek mythology #the Odyssey #odyssey #I'm going insane #I'm losing my mind #Greek myths #Homer's odyssey #Greek studies #ancient Greek studies

A new season of wicked Brazil started. This time the shows are in Rio de Janeiro in a different theater so scenarios and props changed. Looks amazing!

#wicked #wicked Brasil #wicked Brazil #glinda #elphaba #galinda #wicked elphaba #the wizard of oz #musical #musical theater #wicked musical #suitphaba

Batman AU where when Captain Boomerang kills Tim's parents batman had already taken Cassandra as Batgirl and she and Tim now live in the manor and they both develop their own vision of Bruce as their father but also trauma bond and develop a brother and sister relationship.

#dc #dc comics #batman #batfamily #robin #batfam #bruce wayne #Cassandra Cain #Batgirl #Cassandra Cain Batgirl

Hot take: I hate when people keep saying Clark and Lex are Kon's parents, it's all come up as some attempt to make this some super progressive funny queer moment, but it isn't people. Not just for the weird creepy implications that is Clark being forced to have a child, but also in all ways none of them are actual parents, biologically and by Kon's own standards.

"oh but he's 50/50 their DNA" child birth/development and genetics it's far more complicated than just being 50/50 two people, a child isn't the same as a clone for multiple reasons.

Now for Kon standards: Lex calls himself his dad purely to manipulate him, it's disgusting and creepy, why would Kon see him as his actual dad for this? As for superman, Clark never wanted a child when Kon existed, this should be enough but for some reason it's not. Kon didn't need a dad either because he had a bunch of father figures on the Cadmus Lab already, he made it clear he didn't see superman as a father, this isn't just the writers way to separate them, it's what works better for him as a character and his story, it just makes sense he would think that.

There's also this one idea that making them father and son makes them a family when they're already a family in their own way?

#dc #dc comics #superman #superfam #Superfamily #Kon el #kon-el #superboy #Conner Kent

At some point, most comic readers (especially the ones from Marvel and DC) have to stop treating fictional characters like they're real beings with free will. And I mean this referring to all the "batman is responsible for all the deaths in Gotham because he let joker alive", like... No. He's not.

Joker and so many other villains being alive became none other than a editorial decision to keep these stories going for decades.

I feel like when it comes to these specific comics that have been going for so long, the question should be "why would the current writer do that?" Instead of "why would this character do that?"

#dc #dc comics #marvel #Marvel comics

What's stopping victims of ghosts in horror movies to just coming back as ghosts and beating the dead sh*t out of the killer ghosts?

#horror movies #ghost movies #ghosts

Netflix writers watching the cartoon and seeing the painted lady plot entirely about Katara that focus only on her, even when Aang gets involved it's only to bring focus to her, then thinking:

"what if we put a man (Zuko) on it and make him also the focus?"

#avatar #avatar the last Airbender #avatar legend of Aang #legend of Aang #the last Airbender #katara #painted lady

Writers making Alfred some scumbag by accident.

He left millions to the son of a billionaire.

Left a butler job to his niece, and left his own daughter with nothing...

Hilarious 😂

#dc #dc comics #batman #batfamily #batfam #Alfred #alfred pennyworth #Alfred DC

Superboy in My adventures with Superman is actually Jon...

They had to LIE for 2 years, steal Kon's design, in order to make people care about Jon I'M CRYING. Fraud will always be a fraud.

#dc #dc comics #DC animation #superman #Kon el #superboy #my adventures with superman

People say stuff like "We need to be open about different visions of these characters and not get stuck to the same stories" which I would agree with if most of them weren't saying that to defend stuff like Wonder Woman being a bloodthirsty killer, superman becoming a dictator and batman abandoning the robins in an orphanage.

#dc #dc comics #batman #batfamily #robin #superman #wonder woman #Diana #Diana prince #diana of themyscira #Bruce Wayne #Clark Kent

Wait, I never noticed he has his child with him the whole time (I barely play with him), what?? That's so cute

#afkj #afk journey #afk Merlin

Yara Flor in titans and that new DC Princess book...

This pisses me off so fucking much it's genuinely infuriating. This character is racist, it's a walking racist caricature OF MY PEOPLE, talks portuguese like someone put word by word on Google translate, not even a full sentence, uniform made out of a fetish for Brazilian women, lore is about an indigenous god owning an European god because without them there wouldn't be indigenous people in Brazil, spicy latina bs, mentality of a colonizer mocking the amazons every step because they have their beliefs in Greek gods.

And yet they keep pushing her more and more.

#dc #DC comics #wonder family #wonder woman #titans #dc Titans

Trying not to lose my mind with every comment calling Go For It Nakamura! a queerbaiting anime just because nobody bothered to see that it isn't a romance, it's a comedy.