Alejandro Maldonado

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[angelofdarknessmp3]

im like buffy the vampire slayer but instead of slaying vampires i have gay sex with men

[whitepeopletwitter]

[weenie-hut-general]

[chaoticallydanny]

Sometimes you have to jerk off out of necessity and not pleasure. 🙃

[5norlax]

Me trying to get that serotonin

[coutureicons]

lucy liu

[gaytotodile]

alright tops say it with me! 👏 dont 👏 forget 👏 to give 👏 your bottoms 👏 head 👏

[ottermatopoeia]

And eat 👏 that 👏 ass 👏 like it's 👏 groceries 👏

[monkeysaysficus]

Like tops can read

[t3sticles]

I don’t know what this says but the yellow hands are nice

[hanavbara]

future nostalgia 🌕✨

[delicateknightsportsmonger]

[bisexualeon-moved-deactivated20]

QUAGSIRE SOUNDS

[sailorhomoputo]

No, this is a gay meeting up with other gays for brunch.

[asdfghjkl-crossing]

[ratfriends]

there’s a gay bar next to the colosseum so i live here now

[ratfriends]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[sasquatchsightings]

One of the bars in Baltimore used to sell hot wings with heat ranging from mild to “fuck it I’m topping.”

They were amazing wings.

[lil-sestra]

sohla: you have to trust me!

us: SOHLA WE TRUST YOU WITH OUR LIVES

[oomshi]

[catsaresocuteicanteven]

You walk out in the pink one, listen to the police, gasp demurely, then say “excuse me for a moment” and come back out in the black one.  Sounds reasonable and completely unsuspicious.

[ilovemiaamor]

OBSESSED

[tworocks]

no one is allowed to not see this

[transviktortalis]

[gonebyionnalee]

stages of bottoming 

[goth-aunt]

Please stop

[tukkeebum-deactivated20220722]

I just want peace in my life