My life is a joke

Just another blog about the two rats

[phanyaoi]

toxic by britney spears and pinof 1 dropping the same day was the original barbenheimer

[gerardwaysbob]

im crying didnt dan want a bunch of screens for wad 😭😭 phil sugar daddy strikes again he got dan the set he always wanted

[diphowell]

i’m really so scared they’re gonna put clips of their old videos on that big screen and talk about the lore and what was really going on i think we’re gonna die

[spiderinthecupboard-deactivated]

Dalien is supposed to be emo now so this is the logical consequence

[thanksgiving-isnt-ur-fav-holiday]

wdym i just saw dan’s ass on the gaming channel

[dnpgiggle]

“I survived dnp hiatus!” cool now try surviving dnp consistently uploading

[danisanerd]

"Edited by Dan at 4am Sorry"

you know that does explain some of the editing choices lol

[youcouldhearmesmile]

i love him

[confusedass]

seeing dan and phil being so openly queer is really fixing something inside of me

[pseudophan]

dan and phil playing the sims is back and we celebrate with gay sex

[cranewife]

thinking about dan with longer hair (and plants??)

(forgot to say: click for better quality lmao)

[moonchair]

I’m a bit- I’m a bit scared.

[blasphannie]

THIS IS HOW THESE FUCKING CLOWNS WRAPPED UP THE GAMING CHANNEL AND THE SIMS SERIES, are you fucking kidDING ME?

[pinof]

norman

[truerequitedlove]

personally, i think the wildest phandom theory is that dan and phil have any idea what they’re doing at any given moment

[andy-can]

[ahappydnp]

someone said that dan put his hand on phil’s leg in the mukbang so i rewatched the whole thing and still didn’t see it

23:18