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on air - part 2
summary -> [ part 1 can be read as standalone ] back on the podcast by popular demand, revelations occur | george clarke x fem!reader
wc -> 1.3k
WARNINGS -> minimal use of y/n (only in dialogue), kind of a private relationship
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“so are we ever gonna talk about it?” max asked, halfway through setting up his mic. george froze mid-sip of his red bull. “talk about what?”
max gave him a look. “the fact that you and y/n turned our podcast into a will-they-won’t-they romcom and then dipped.” george tried to look casual. he failed, “we were just vibing.”
“vibing? you were blushing like a year 9 on facetime.”
george groaned and leaned back in his chair, covering his face. “it wasn’t that bad.”
“it was worse,” max said cheerfully. “the comments are full-on shipping you. half of tiktok thinks you proposed off-camera.”
he wasn’t exaggerating. the episode had gone viral - clips of george staring at you, you calling him “clarke” with that sly grin, the suspicious glances, the flustered dodges. fans had theories, edits, entire video essays on your “undeniable chemistry.”
and george? he’d watched every single one. with a stupid smile.
you hadn’t posted anything. neither had he. not because you wanted to hide - it just… hadn’t felt like the right moment yet.
until now.
two weeks later, you were back on the podcast. max invited you “for the vibes,” but you knew better. the glint in his eye when he texted you said everything. he was plotting.
you arrived early, coffee in hand, and plopped into the same chair across from george. he was already there, spinning slowly in his seat like a child.
“morning, clarke,” you said, grinning.
“morning,” he replied, eyes softening instantly. he looked annoyingly good - oversized hoodie, messy hair, sleepy smile. yours.
you sipped your drink. “ready to be publicly bullied again?” george chuckled, “honestly? not at all.”
max burst in ten minutes later with a camera in one hand and chaos in the other.
“right!” he announced. “we’re going in raw today—no prep. just vibes and exposure.”
you raised an eyebrow. “exposure of what, exactly?”
max just winked. george looked like he wanted to disappear.
“welcome back to the useless hotline,” max said into the mic. “the show where we take your useless problems and turn them into even worse advice.”
“and trauma,” george added, deadpan.
“today, we’ve got our favorite unofficial co-host, y/n!”
you gave a little wave to the camera. “back by popular demand - or maybe just to make george sweat again.” george muttered, “you’re evil,” under his breath.
the first twenty minutes were relatively calm. a few absurd listener questions (“is it illegal to marry my Roomba?”), some questionable advice, and lots of laughter. you kept catching george looking at you, and you didn’t bother pretending not to notice.
then Max struck.
he pulled out a card dramatically. “here’s a fan submission. ‘serious question: are george and y/n dating, or are we all just collectively hallucinating?’”
you choked on your drink. george froze.
max grinned like the little gremlin he was. “well? care to comment, mr. clarke?”
george opened his mouth, closed it, looked at you. “you wanna answer that?” you tilted your head. “depends. you still want to keep it quiet?”
he hesitated. just a beat.
then he shook his head. “not really.”
and just like that, he reached across the table and took your hand.
max screamed.
“I KNEW IT!” he yelled, standing up so fast his chair almost flipped. “you’ve been soft-launching the relationship on my podcast! for WEEKS!”
you laughed, leaning into George’s touch. “honestly? we were trying not to. he just has a terrible poker face.”
george laughed, cheeks turning pink. “okay, but so do you.”
max was still losing it. “this is the greatest day of my life. i’m putting ‘made george clarke go public’ in my bio.”
george leaned into the mic. “to be fair, we weren’t hiding it. we just... weren’t ready to let the internet have it.”
you nodded. “it was kinda fun being our little secret.”
max pointed dramatically. “you literally wore his shirt on this podcast last time.”
“exactly,” you said with a wink. “easter egg.”
the internet lost it.
clips from the podcast hit tiktok within the hour - george grabbing your hand, your quiet confirmation, max losing his mind. twitter was a riot. The youtube comments section turned into a digital wedding guestbook.
@/uselesshotlinepod: the last of us, ive been replaced (bus at least the ship is real…)
@/userone: THE SHIP IS REAL?? YOU BETTER NOT BE JOKING
@/chrismd: i fucking knew it, good job mate.
-> @/georgeclarke: i’m a lucky man
@/usertwo: THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨🚨
-> @/uselesshotlinepod: alert the town‼️
@/yourusername: at least now i can share photos of this pretty boy
@/georgeclarke: was always more than a guest tbh.
later that night, the two of you were curled up on the couch, still scrolling through the reactions.
“you realize people are editing wedding videos now?” you said, holding up a fan edit of your “romantic arc” from podcast guest to girlfriend.
george leaned his head on your shoulder. “i mean… they’ve got good taste.”
you looked at him. “so… was that your version of a soft launch?”
“mah,” he said, nuzzling closer. “that was me saying i’m kind of in love with you, on camera, while max yelled about roombas.”
you smiled, heart full.
“good,” you whispered, “because i’m in love with you too.”
ig i lied bc it’s out today instead of tomorrow. yolo.
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switching sides
summary -> you wear jj's jersey to the charity match and george isn't happy about it | geroge clarke x reader
wc -> 1.2k
WARNINGS -> tbf i don't think there are any, maybe a bit of jealousy
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you were supposed to be there to support your best friend. keyword: supposed to.
george clarke had been buzzing about the sidemen charity match for weeks. he trained like it was the world cup, talked your ear off about tactics (which mostly involved chaos), and even tried to bribe you into designing a ridiculous banner for him. you declined, kindly reminding him you weren’t his personal hype squad. well—not officially.
but the morning of the match, you decided to do something cheeky. jj’s jersey. no. 10. bright, bold, and a tiny bit evil considering you knew exactly who it would get under the skin of.
you definitely wore it on purpose.
and when George saw you before kickoff, his reaction was immediate: a stare, a head tilt, and then the slowest blink of betrayal you’d ever seen. “you’re joking,” he said flatly.
“what?” you asked innocently, tugging at the collar of the shirt. “can’t a girl support one of the greatest players on the pitch?”
george’s jaw ticked. “i’m literally better.” you grinned. "so that means you don’t need the extra support.”
he glared. “unreal.”
before you could respond, one of the coaches called him over and he jogged off, still shaking his head and shooting you dirty looks over his shoulder. you tried not to laugh.
but during the match? oh, you pushed it.
every time jj got the ball, you cheered louder than necessary. when he made a pass, you gasped dramatically. and when he scored, you actually stood up and clapped.
george? he noticed. every. single. time.
you caught him throwing you glares mid-game, muttering to teammates, and once—once!—he even kicked the ball a little too hard into the sidelines near where you were standing. coincidence? doubtful.
then came the chaos. midway through the second half, play paused. someone was down at the far end of the pitch, and the medics ran in. the crowd buzzed, people grabbed snacks, and players stretched.
and then george stormed over.
like, actually stormed—jogging straight toward you with fire in his eyes and sweat clinging to his neck. you barely had time to process what was happening before he was standing right in front of you at the barrier, chest heaving.
“take. it. off.”
you blinked, “excuse me?”
he pointed to your jj top like it had personally offended him, “i’m not playing another second with you wearing that.” you grinned, tilting your head. “you jealous, clarke?”
he didn’t answer. just yanked his own shirt off in one ridiculously smooth motion and tossed it over the barrier at you. “put it on,” he said, completely serious.
you stared. “are you actually doing this right now?”
“dead serious. you’re my best friend. you don’t wear his kit. you wear mine.”
the crowd around you went mental—cheering, laughing, someone even yelled, “ooohh he's in love!”
you hesitated for only a second before peeling jj’s shirt off over your head (to the sound of more screams), and pulling George’s on. his kit was still warm, smelled like him, and was a bit too big. it hung perfectly.
george’s expression softened. just slightly. “that’s better,” he muttered.
you raised an eyebrow. “you good now?” he leaned in a little, “just needed to remind you who you came here for.”
then he jogged back onto the pitch like he hadn’t just had a whole main-character moment in front of thousands of people.
you stood there in disbelief, george’s name on your back, his scent in your nose, and your heart hammering against your ribs like maybe - just maybe - he hadn’t been joking at all.
the game ended in a blur of sweaty hugs, pitch invasions, and screaming fans. george found you in the chaos, his hair plastered to his forehead, cheeks flushed. you were still in his shirt.
“you alright?” he asked, catching your arm and steering you toward the tunnel, away from the crowd.
“i’m fine. are you?” you teased. “you caused an entire scene just because i wore a jj top.” he made a face. “you know i don’t care about jj.”
you narrowed your eyes, “sure didn’t look that way.” he looked at you for a second—really looked at you. then: “i care about you.”
Oh.
Oh.
you swallowed. “george—”
“i know we’ve always been…” he scratched the back of his neck, suddenly bashful, “you know. just mates. but when i saw you wearing someone else’s name on your back, i just- ”
“you got territorial.”
he gave a sheepish grin. “a bit, yeah.”
you stared at him, heart thumping. this wasn’t new. you’d danced around each other for years. late-night calls. inside jokes. glances that lingered a second too long. maybe you’d just never said it out loud.
you reached for the collar of his shirt and tugged it lightly.
“well,” you said softly, “guess i’m yours now.”
his eyes searched yours for any sign of hesitation. when he didn’t find one, he grinned—wide, boyish, and victorious.
“bet.”
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@/yourusername it’s about damn time 🤍
userone: oh my godd this is so cute
georgeclarke: looked amazing with my name on your back 😉
usertwo: did anyone see them at the match??? it was so funny
chrismd: i see football isn’t the only game he had 👏
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on air
summary -> you’re a guest on the useless hotline podcast hosted by your secret boyfriend | george clarke x fem!reader
wc -> 1.2k
WARNINGS -> secret/private relationship, george is smitten
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george knew inviting you on the podcast was a bad idea.
not because you wouldn’t be great - quite the opposite, actually. you were quick, charming, dangerously funny. the kind of guest that made a podcast episode fly by and rack up views. but because george had a very hard time pretending you weren’t his girlfriend, and the useless hotline was filmed in 4K and recorded with high-grade microphones that picked up everything - including every slip-up, lingering stare, and voice crack.
and right now? he was seconds away from combusting on camera.
you were sitting across from him, legs crossed, mic in front of you, hoodie sleeves pushed up to your elbows, looking like you didn’t have a secret in the world.
meanwhile, george was sweating. literally and figuratively.
“right, welcome back to the useless hotline,” he said into the mic, trying to sound normal, casual, definitely not like a man who had been up until 2 a.m. last night with the very guest now smiling sweetly across from him. “the show where we help you with your problems, whether you want us to or not.”
“usually not,” max muttered next to him.
you laughed—a soft, familiar sound george had heard a thousand times before, but now it echoed in his headphones like a siren call.
max leaned forward, smirking. “and today we’ve got a very special guest... content creator, chaos gremlin, and george’s—what was it? longtime friend?”
george gave him a look. a subtle but deeply meaningful shut up look. you just smiled and said, “that’s what we’re calling it, yeah.”
you were good at this. at pretending. too good.
george could barely keep his eyes off you. the way your fingers tapped the mic stand absentmindedly, how your lips twitched whenever max made a joke, how you’d glance at george when you were holding back something private - something only the two of you knew. well not just you two but also not the rest of the world.
he was so screwed.
“so,” max said, reading the first listener submission. “this person says: ‘my situationship keeps liking my Instagram stories but never replies to my texts. what do I do?’ classic.”
you leaned in, “oof. see, that’s emotional terrorism.”
george barked a laugh - too loud, too sudden. you glanced at him, amused, and he felt his neck heat up. “sorry,” he said, clearing his throat. “just - ‘emotional terrorism.’ that’s gold.”
“tell me I’m wrong, clarke,” you teased, tilting your head.
his full name. dangerous territory. it made his stomach twist in ways it shouldn’t while on camera. “nah, you’re spot on,” he said, but his voice cracked slightly at the end.
max turned his head slowly, eyes narrowing. “you good, george?”
“yep. yep. great.” you smirked. george wanted to crawl under the table.
the episode went on. more questions. more advice. more jokes. and the longer it went, the worse george got. because you were so effortlessly you. because every time you teased him, he had to stop himself from reaching across the table and grabbing your hand like he always did when you were off-camera. because every time you laughed, he remembered what it felt like to kiss you mid-laughter, tangled in sheets and sunlight.
you reached for your drink, eyes flicking to him mid-sip. that look. the look you gave him when you wanted to be alone. private. quiet. yours.
he nearly dropped his mic. max noticed—of course he did.
“george,” he said suddenly, interrupting whatever nonsense advice you were giving. “what’s going on with you today? you’re being weird.”
george flinched. “i’m not being weird.”
“you’re being super weird,” max insisted. “you’re staring at her like she’s about to float away.” you raised your eyebrows in mock surprise. “am i?”
george laughed nervously. “i’m just - she’s just funny. that’s why she’s here.” max narrowed his eyes. “uh-huh. not because you live together or anything.”
you coughed. george blinked, “we don’t live together.”
max smirked. “not technically. but didn’t you stay at her place last night?” george’s mouth opened. closed. you shot Max a look that could kill.
“wow, max,” you said slowly. “way to make it weird.”
george leaned back, palms up. “can we not do this on air?”
“oh my god,” Max gasped. “you two are actually—?”
“nope,” you cut in smoothly. “still besties. he just likes my cooking.”
“yeah,” George added, voice hoarse. “just... spaghetti and stuff.”
you knew he was remembering last night. the way you kissed him in the kitchen, salt still on your fingers, shirt half-unbuttoned from laughing too hard during dinner. the way he picked you up and laid you across the counter, like-
“george,” max said again. “dude. you’re gone.”
“okay, next question!” george blurted, slapping the desk. “this one says: ‘is it a red flag if my boyfriend won’t post me?’”
max raised an eyebrow. “a very fitting question for the current vibe.”
you looked at George. your voice was low, almost teasing. “well, it depends, right? some people just like privacy.”
“yeah,” george said, throat dry. “privacy’s important.”
max squinted. “sure, but like… if you’re dating someone and you’re never in their stories, never on their grid, don’t even get a soft launch - what’s that about?”
you shrugged. “maybe they’re just waiting for the right time.”
“or maybe they’re secretly dating their podcast guest,” max said under his breath. george choked.
you snorted. “i think we’ve veered off-topic.”
george could barely look at you for the rest of the episode. he was red, flustered, and so obviously not okay. the fans were going to eat this up. the clips alone were going to break tiktok. you were cool as ever - effortlessly gliding through the chaos.
but as the outro music played and the red light on the camera clicked off, you finally looked at him properly. the kind of look that said, you’re in so much trouble, but i kind of love you for it.
george leaned toward you, voice low, private, almost pleading.
“i was trying so hard to keep it together.”
you leaned closer, “you did terribly.”
he laughed, soft and warm, “i know.”
you looked over at max, who was pretending to check his phone but was definitely eavesdropping. then you reached over and squeezed george’s hand under the table, a quiet promise between the chaos.
“next time,” you whispered, “maybe we don’t pretend.”
george blinked. “yeah?”
you grinned,“yeah.”
@/uselesshotlinepod - Y’all… there’s NO WAY George and y/n are just “friends.” This episode is wild and you can go watch it now.
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drunk in love
george clarke x fem!reader
summary -> george embraces part of the american culture at the superbowl
WC -> 1.1k
WARNINGS - not exactly accurate about the trip to the sb, mentions of alcohol/drinking/being drunk, may not be accurate about america
this was probably the most exciting brand trip you had ever been on, all the way to America to watch the super bowl. life definitely felt like it had peaked - especially because you were with some of your closest friends you had made since entering the youtube scene. there was something about it: the lights, the chaos, the unnecessary amount of fireworks every five minutes, the overpriced nachos, and the unmistakable buzz of americans shouting every time a ball reached the hands of jalen hurts. it was magical.
you still had no idea how you ended up in a vip suite, let alone one sponsored by some brand you had barely worked with - something to do with fizzy vitamin drinks, or maybe hair oil. you weren’t really sure. but you weren’t complaining. not when you were sat next to the one and only george clarke, who had, for reasons unknown, decided that this trip was his moment to become a full-blown cowboy.
yes. a literal cowboy. the hat had appeared sometime between landing at jfk airport and arriving in the legendary vegas. one moment he was a regular guy with a duffle bag and mild plane hair, and the next he was tipping a dusty, too large stetson over his eyes and calling people “partner.” you thought he was joking at first. surely, he was joking.
he was not joking.
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‘Checkmate’
Spencer Reid X Fem!Reader
summary -> it’s impossible to beat Spencer at chess
wc -> 1k
WARNINGS: teeth rotting sweet, a tad inappropriate, Spencer being totally adorable.
the jet was always a place of solace after a grueling case. some agents unwound with a book, others caught up on sleep, and morgan preferred playful banter. but you? you had a different kind of post-case ritual—one that involved a gorgeous genius and an old wooden chessboard.
you weren’t quite sure when it started, but at some point, you and spencer had developed an unspoken tradition of playing chess on the plane. it had begun as a way to pass time, but over the months, it had become something more. something personal.
The Eyes Have It: Part Two
Pairing: Spencer Reid x Female!Reader
Word Count: ~2.1k
Summary: Hotch is stepping down, giving Derek the opportunity to rise in his place. Derek wants to fight for you but is forced to deal with the case at hand. You, on the other hand, are forced to deal with the ugly side of prison.
Warnings: canon violence, canon language, canon talk of death, methods of kill
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Author’s Note: I just want to remind everyone that I know this isn't what prisons are like in real life (I think). For the sake of the story, it's how this prison works.
I do not own anything from Criminal Minds. All credit goes to their respective owners. If there are any warnings that exceed the normal death/kills from the show, I will list them.
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Ardently Yours
ardent (adjective): to fall into strong feelings for or to develop a crush; to begin to love
pairing: spencer reid x psychic! gender neutral reader
synopsis: the four times where you almost call spencer by his first name, and the one time that you do
warnings: typical cm talk and discussions, a quick undercover case, spencer reid is NOT straight, honestly assume that any character i write for isn't straight, food mentions, swearing (probably), nervous spencer at the end, me having a bias towards glasses reid
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word count: ~5k
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"Why do you drink coffee when you don't even like it?" You were by the kitchenette as Spencer rolled up for his morning caffeine fix, caught off guard by the realization that he wasn't alone.
He turned to you, adding sugar into his beverage. "Caffeine is a stimulant that increases your brain and nervous system's alertness. We work really odd hours. I don't understand what you're asking." The flow of sugar didn't stop until he was almost done talking, your eyes widening every second he kept pouring.
"Yes but aren't there other drinks that get the same result? Why coffee when you obviously don't like the taste?" You watched as he stirred the sugar-with-a-dash-of-coffee drink together, combining the ingredients.
He shrugged as he pushed up his glasses to sit better on his nose. "It's what's easily available."
AGHHHHH THIS IS WAY TOO CUTE MY HEART IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE
Simon doesn't care how he comes. He doesn't care if it's your smaller hand wrapped around his fattened cock, tugging it with a gentle twist, smearing the bead of arousal that's welled up from his slit with your thumb. Doesn't care that he usually fucks his fist roughly after a hard day's work with blood still crusted on his fingernails, hard enough to ache. The way you sit beside him, the soft swell of your breasts pressed against the corded muscle of his arm, murmuring words of praise that have his cheeks alight with a rosy glow—
He doesn't care if you use your mouth (you asked, ofc) your mouth is warm around him, the gummy inside of your cheeks slippery— the constricting back of your throat even more so. He sits still, like a good boy, not bucking his hips up, not pushing your head down to take as much of him as you can.
Doesn't care if you make him fuck your thighs— intercrural, you'd called it. How could he when your soft thighs are so smooth and pliable, enveloping his leaky cock with their warmth? Certainly doesn't mind when he glides his head along your slick folds, occasionally catching your swollen clit, hearing your little sharp intakes of breath.
Simon doesn't care where he comes, either. If it's a hand job, he spurts hot, viscous pleasure onto his pudgy stomach, coating the dark trail of hair below his navel and making a mess of your hand. (If you lick his come off your fingers, he's asking you to grow old with him asap)
If it's a blow job, he'll give you a heads-up with a rumbled, "'m, close, so close—" and that's your cue to either pull away, let him paint your cheeks with his spend, or swallow every single drop. (Or let it drip onto his jeans, none of it matters just don't stop)
He'll slicken your inner thighs with his sticky cum, scoop up some of it with his callused fingers, and slather it over your puffy pussy, using it as lube to rub you to completion.
So, when you casually ask him how he feels about a breeding kink as if you were commenting on the weather, his heart threatens to burst out of his chest. Are you asking him for a kid?
But you don't notice how his pupils dilate a fraction or how the skin around his eyes tightens, the corners forming small creases as you continue. "Because I'd been thinking," a small pause, "to spice things up a little—" before he even gets a word in, you raise your hands up in a calming gesture. "Not like there's anything wrong with what we're doing now."
There's a subtle shake to your hands and the grooves of your palms catch the light. Sweaty. You're nervous. This isn't just about him filling you with his cum. He's already done that before— pressed his tip right into your swollen entrance mere moments before finishing. he lets you gather your thoughts, unsnag the words caught in your throat.
And when you finally steel your nerves and say what you want to say (garble, more like) the shrill ringing in his ears is deafening. "You wan' me to wear a rubber 'nd let you take it off." Had he misheard?
The way your bottom lip is caught between your teeth, gaze lowered to the ground, your fingers twisting and turning, uncertain. So he hadn't. Well. How could he say no? Granted, he doesn't understand it, but for his girl? Anything.
He comes to understand it the very first time it happens.
Rolling on the rubber hadn't been different. nor the way he gently stretched you with one finger, two. The spit he'd used as lube to cause you as little discomfort as possible mingling with your own slick, dripping down his rugged knuckles. He takes his time as always, slipping between your spread thighs, watching your face twist, kiss-swollen lips part as he sinks into your heat. He goes slow, hearing you hiss between your teeth, your blunt nails sinking into his chest. He'll have red, angry welts later alongside his dog tags. Claimed by both duty and his little love. "Marked like property," he'd joked once.
You hadn't found it so funny. (Johnny got it though.)
Even with the very small difference in sensation, you're still the best thing he's ever felt. You take him like you're meant for him and maybe you are, but he smothers that train of thought quickly with a heavy hand lest he finish when the fun's just begun.
He feels you shift, even with his body weight that presses down on you with the gravity of a boulder, and he sinks to the root— like a pebble falling into still waters. Your nails tear skin, draw blood. The biting sting of it sends a shiver that sweeps over his goosepimpled skin, arousal tangling in his spine. He bucks his hips in reflex, hard enough to jolt you upward. The discomfort on your face quickly melts away, the sweetened burn of his thick cock prying your tender walls apart finally bleeding into white-hot pleasure.
Simon thrusts again, this time deliberately. Again. And again. He keeps them shallow, dragging the ribbed edges of the condom along your sensitive nerves, gently trying to coax a lazy orgasm out of you— the ones that always leave you syrupy and warm.
He focuses on you. Swirls your peaked nipples with his thumb, nestles his face in the crook of your neck, warm breath fanning over your heated skin. Simon licks a hot stripe over your fluttering pulse, presses a chaste kiss on it, nips your sensitive skin with a little too much pressure when you squeeze down around him—
Cheeky minx.
He snaps his hips, hard enough to rattle your spine, hard enough to hear the way the oxygen is ripped from your lungs. Simon keeps at it, resolute in getting you to the edge, dragging you with him, taking you over.
And then he hears you slur out a couple of words through your gasps. "C'ndom," you mewl, "the condom, off."
Right. He peels himself off of you. He'd almost forgotten —
You're impatient, pushing him away with your bare feet on his chest until he pulls out with a pop, trembling fingers reaching his twitching cock. The rubber comes off after a moment and while he's distracted by the creamy slick coating it, you're already putting him back in you, and your cunt feels sublime.
Divinity. He feels intoxicated.
The pleasure he felt before feels muted now, in comparison. Dull, almost. You feel hot, almost burning— swallowing him up, wet, so wet. The way your walls flutter around him jumbles his thoughts, tangles his tongue. He grinds down onto you with grit teeth, nostrils flared as he tries to keep the searing coil in his gut from unspooling, but he fears it's a losing battle. Beads of sweat roll down the side of his face as he fucks into your tight cunt with a hunger that borders on desperation.
He can see, and hear, that it's different for you too. Your keens and mewls are loud, nails scoring trails of red down his back. Simon leans back a bit, enough to let you watch his cock split you open, strings of sticky arousal connecting between you two. When he changes angle, aiming for your (and his) favorite spot with precision, the squeal you let out stiffens his spine.
Simon needs to hear it again. He grabs you by the cheeks, forcing you to look at him with those pretty, glassy eyes that glimmer with tears. Saliva pools in his mouth at the thought of tasting salt. "Like tha'?" The delicate strands of your eyelashes are clumped together with overwhelming sensation.
When you don't answer, he gives your hood a gentle tap, striking right above your clit. "I asked you a question." He grunts when your pussy almost strangles his cock at his gravelly tone. Simon will remember that for later.
"Yes," you breathe. "Yes, god, just like that." As a reward, he uses his thumb to draw tight little circles over your pearl, fucking you with his full weight behind every thrust. The blissful expression on your features, spit glistening in the corner of your lips, your hand flat, fingers spread wide over your lower belly as if to feel him from the outside— it's enough to almost toss him over that crumbling edge.
But he takes more. Selfish, greedy. Takes what's his with fervor; wholly, unapologetically. "This," he pushes until he can go no more, his tip meeting a firm resistance, "is better than everythin' I've ever had." Maybe it's a stupid thing to say, right here when he's rearranging your guts around to make room for his fat cock, but he's drunk off of you.
There's no thinking clearly with the slick noises echoing in the stuffy room. There's no seeing clearly when his world has narrowed to a single point of contact.
You're squeezing around him like a vise, tight enough that his nerve endings prick with pain. But he keeps going. He takes, he gives, he yearns to watch you unfurl at the edges forever, on his fingertips, on his tongue, his cock but you—
You are both his ecstasy and ruin. He can see it in the way the corners of your pretty mouth curl upward, teasing, eyes glinting with mischief, with the same kind of trouble that ensnared him into your orbit that one lousy night.
"Come in me."
Bloody fucking trouble.
(He wants all of it. The you who'll complain about the hard surface of the kitchen table he'll bend you over. The purple marks he'll pepper on your neck, your collarbone. The you that fights tooth and nail over him eating beans on toast.)
He watches you with half-lidded eyes as his fingers and his cock toss you overboard into the tumultuous sea of euphoria and then— when you're a drooling, limp mess— only then, does he finally surrender, balls drawn up painfully tight,
and fills you to the brim, until there's no more room left in your swollen, greedy pussy. Until it spills from your hole in thick rivulets, until there's no more of him left to give.
(He doesn't do rings. It'll get the both of you killed should he ever get caught. Maybe a tattoo for him and a band for you? Gotta text Price in the morning.) <- oh what barebacking does to a simple man such as he.
this was supposed to have been a 600 word drabble hello. he's clingy and squishy and so sickeningly in his emotions.
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taskforce 141 'no body, no crime'
Simon 'Ghost' Riley ex-husband!Simon's vibe happy trail lipsyncing geeky fuck-boy girl dad blushing climbing frame stuttering mess
Johnny 'Soap' Mactavish older women
Kyle 'Gaz' Garrick eating well
'Captain' John Price attention please forehead kisses
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This is part 3 of arrangement
Cw: home invasion misunderstanding, injury to a character(not reader), miscommunication?, over all silliness.
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Part 2
Price didn't know what to expect when he got home but it sure as hell was not the sight in front of him. The mission was rough on everybody, they have been fed false information that almost got them all killed, hell it even got him shot for goodness sake, the bullet barely grazed his shoulder,it hurt like a bitch but it was headed for his lieutenant's head and he sure was not going to let one of his comrades die on his watch. The thing is, it was a surface level wound. He definitely had worse, way worse. But Simon was acting like he was shot in the neck. The ride back was hell, he kept hovering over the medic's shoulder like a worried hen, and it got worse when the medic, feeling funny, made him stay in the infirmary back at the base for observation. Over a basic surface level wound. Of course that made Simon way more insufferable, Hovering over him, treating him like a new born, and it was obvious that Simon wasn't sleeping well, he was on his last legs,and yet he refused to leave his side, it was safe to say that the captain was at his wits end. So he devised a plan, he asked Simon to get him clothes from his house, ones that he doesn't need as he has a change of clothes at his room in the barracks, so he can get the fuck out of bed without anyone stopping him and get the fuck home to his very comfortable bed. Safe to say he got his wish.
John was flabbergasted. That was not a word he would use to describe himself often but it seems it fits the situation pretty well because in his living room was his lieutenant, tied to a chair by a bright red robe, and next to him was his pseudo wife/roommate in her pyjamas and....is that bunny slippers? Seemingly oblivious to his presence.
"what is going on in here" he asked harshly and that seems to bring her attention to him.
"John?" you say, your features are scrunched up in confusion then it turns into a bright smile "you are home" you say happily "wait why are you home you said you won't be in today"you ask.
He says your name cautiously then he asks again "what are you doing".That catches your attention and you turn back to a tied Simon and you smirk triumphantly "I caught him trying to rob our house"
"Why would Simon rob our house" he asks, very confused. This wipes the smirk right off of your face.
"wait! you know this man?" You ask hurriedly
"Yes he is my lieutenant, from work" he replies tiredly "now will you tell me why do you have him tied up in our living room" and you take a breath and regale him with a tale so strange that he gets a headache.
"why would you confront a burglar? that is Very stupid"
"I know alright you don't need to tell me that"
"Why is he so silent".You go quiet at the question then you mumble something. "What did you just say" he asks.
"i said that I hit him over the head with a frying pan and he might be mildly concussed"
In the time it takes you to finish that sentence he feels his blood pressure go through the roof.
"Why would you hit him over the head of a frying pan" he yells incredulously
"well I don't know John maybe it's because he sneaked into our house on the same day that you told me that there's a series of burglaries going around and I don't know about you but I don't wish to be a headline on the morning news" you replied sarcastically. "I could see it right now, 'a young woman died in a burglary gone wrong' and people would go oh what an unfortunate event and then the move on" you continue. In the two months that he knew you you never got mouthy with him so John was quite shocked at your reply.
"Besides, he will be totally fine" you added.
"The man is unconscious"
“I don’t know what you want me to say. I was alone in the house and then i was not, i go down to the kitchen to see the tallest man i have ever seen, standing in the kitchen wearing all black and covering his face. What was i supposed to assume” you say, suddenly tired.
“Alright yeah that is slightly suspicious” he conceded.
You move away from john towards the man you know now as Simon and grasp his shoulders, shaking him very lightly when he doesn’t respond you panic a little. "he will be okay" you say frantically, then you slap him on face gently "hey! Hey come on wake up" you say lightly.
Simon jerks awake, his entire body seizing. He looked confused for a moment, then he started struggling against his restraints.
"Hey calm down you're going to hurt yourself" you say firmly. Simon in his confused state tries to headbutt you but he misses and you barely manage to get away with your nose intact. John starts to intervene before anyone got more hurt “lieutenant, calm down” he says, firmly grasping Simon head. That seems to have done the trick because Simon’s eyes start to focus and he settles down.
“Captain?” He asks, his speech slightly slurred.
“That’s right lieutenant, can you tell me what’s the last thing you remember?”
“Coming down to your house….drinking water from the kitchen…bunnies” he’s replies. Then he gathers himself more, seemingly more lucid now “what happened” and he tugs at the robes restraining him “and why am I tied up”
“It seems that we all had a big misunderstanding” price replies.
“That the understatement of the of the century” you snickered to yourself but your comment brings Simons attention to you.
“Who the fuck are you”
You introduce yourself to him giving him a bright smile and then you say”let me get those robes off of you”. As you do that, price fills him in on what happened. From the frying pan to the time he woke up. Simon’s frown deepened “what kind of psycho keeps a frying pan in their room”
“I don’t know, what kind of psycho enters peoples house unannounced.” You rotate.
“I didn’t know you were here” he argued.
“Neither did i, wait john didn’t tell you i live here”
“No, i know you are the upstairs neighbour”
Once you untied him, he slowly got up from the chair rubbing his wrists. You turn your attention to john “you didn’t tell him i live with you” you ask.
“No, i seem to have forgotten” he replies.
“Forgotten? I just got off of the phone with you this morning. You told me to lock the doors to the house we share” you say angrily.
“It’s seems that john here is the source of the trouble” Simon mused.
In his long career, john have come to expect the unexpected, nothing surprises him that much anymore, and it what’s got him to keep a level head on the field. But he definitely didn’t expect this to be the end of his day when he got up in the morning. Just like he didn’t expect you to ask him to marry you, nor did he peg you for the kind of person to confront a robber and strike him over the head with a pan…that you keep in your room of all places. It seem that he will need to get reacquainted with the feeling again.
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Malicious Compliance - 18+
Spencer’s job has been hogging more of his time than usual, leaving you neglected, frustrated and bratty. He makes up for it by ever-so-kindly giving you exactly what you asked for.
Spencer Reid X AFAB! Reader
DISCLAIMER This story is NSFW. It contains strong themes and detailed descriptions of adult content. It is intended for mature audiences only, minors do not interact! You are responsible for the content you consume. Make sure to read all necessary warnings. Please remember this is a work of fiction; if you don’t like it, don’t read.
WARNING: Smut, penetration, PinV, word porn, no mention of protection/unprotected sex, use of pet names, BDSM elements (details in spoilers), basically just straight up word p0rn with almost no artistic licence and a sprinkle of fluff. Proceed at your own risk.
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Do people ever get so pent up that everything their partner does becomes provocative? Their mind begins looking for any signs to give their body a reason for release, even if those signs are entirely made-up. And every time they’re denied that release, the desire that previously coursed through their veins becomes frustration.
It fills them until there’s no room left for it inside of them, pushing their limits, like water pressure challenging the confinement of a pipe. Eventually the pressure becomes too much for the pipe to handle. Just a little bit more pressure and that pipe inevitably bursts.
You don’t think you’ve ever been more frustrated in your life. Maybe it’s an exaggeration but sitting here, barely two feet away from your boyfriend, watching him flip through his work files might be the last amount of pressure you can handle before your pipe bursts.
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Ghoap / female reader / 18+
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