I LOVE YOU, GILDA RADNER.

Brass balls and the energy of ten people.

[destinyrush]

[hippie-janessa-deactivated20190]

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

im papa john now

[thebestoftumbling]

Scottish Twitter dump

[joosh-actual-deactivated2018092]

THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST ONE

[iloveyougildaradner]

I LIVE for Scottish Twitter.

[micdotcom]

Steve Bannon apparently called Paul Ryan a “limp-dick motherf*cker”

White House chief strategist Steve Bannon is not a fan of House Speaker Paul Ryan, once calling the Wisconsin Republican a “a limp-dick motherfucker who was born in a petri dish at the Heritage Foundation,” according to a new book by Bloomberg News reporter Joshua Green.

In his book, Devil’s Bargain: Steve Bannon, Donald Trump and the Storming of the Presidency, Green writes that the comment came ahead of the Republican National Convention.

At the time, anti-Trump forces were hoping to contest the convention and give the Republican nomination to someone like Ryan, whom the Never Trump crowd thought had a better shot of winning the White House. Read more. (7/18/2017 11:30 AM)

[iloveyougildaradner]

But like... can you prove to me that Paul Ryan is NOT a “limp-dick motherfucker who was born in a petri dish at the Heritage Foundation”? Can you? Can you really?

[reptisketch-deactivated20171107]

[onlytwitterpics]

[swdyww-deactivated20210428]

Why is this so funny

[rabbiteclair]

nothing wakes me up in the morning like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a sack

[akihikc-deactivated20150304]

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

happy cancer season everyone

[collegiate-confession]

[meladoodle]

Guys act like they’re the first person to ever bless u with a compliment. “ur pretty, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.” They don’t, mate

[andromeda40002019]

who did this just wondering i love the use of ellipses

[doppelgender]

the clunk wrote this

[gloomgaze]

how do i get tweets tattooed onto my brain stem

[bob-belcher]

sleeping is hard in the summer because blankets are too warm, but without blankets, I’m vulnerable to monsters 

[bird-internet]

[bob-belcher]

[brainstatic]

There was once a very special show called Taxicab Confessions and it was just this tweet and it didn’t air earlier than 1 AM.

[iloveyougildaradner]

I have been personally victimized by this post.

[astrogrlz]

[iloveyougildaradner]

Yyr