stop tagging your heated rivalry bullshit with “game changer” im tryna look at gifsets of anna garcia beating up demi adejuyigbe while josh rueben fucks a sam reich mannequin in a baby carrier.

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stop tagging your heated rivalry bullshit with “game changer” im tryna look at gifsets of anna garcia beating up demi adejuyigbe while josh rueben fucks a sam reich mannequin in a baby carrier.
some types of they might be giants songs:
This guy just straight up sucks
This guy is delusional (/positive? /negative? unclear)
This relationship is in shambles
Don't these words sound funny together?
I will sing you a Wikipedia page
Car crash
Something is harassing me in arcane and baffling ways
I am enamored with a fictionalized, sorta mysterious, larger-than-life woman
I hate my job
I hate the government
There is A Creature
Have you taken time lately to contemplate death and the inevitable deterioration of all things?
but do not let me mislead you. though you can trace some common threads, the strength of their discography is that the individual songs are INCREDIBLY SPECIFIC. here are some examples:
I am in the band They Might Be Giants and I'm sick and tired of signing copies of our 2015 album Glean but I suppose this is just part of the job so I shouldn't complain
We are all nothing but slaves to the whims of our spines
I love using my metal detector on the beach
I time-traveled to visit my future self and had to kill me because I was just too darn old and it freaked me out
It's cool to be aromantic for people but it's sad when your cat doesn't love you back
My child ran away at Toys "R" Us
Ambulance is kinda like royalty if you think about it
Sevens (the number) are coming to my house and eating all my cake
I'm going to sink the entirety of Manhattan into the ocean and drown everybody on it
More people should really think about turn of the century Belgian surrealist painter James Ensor
Nothing is more sensual than getting cookie crumbs all up in your bedsheets
Music is a prison. but like. in a fun way
I am Pavlov's dog and here's how I feel about bells
tiny tiny doctors, doctors, swimming in my veins. taking care of business inside me, clearing up the illness and pain. helpful, very concerned, putting all their medical experience to work
Santa Claus is a homewrecker
This little kid from Boston is really good at street hockey
favorite tmbg thing is when they're like "okay now just hang tight for a second while we make a terrible racket"
Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.
Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.
No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.
He didn't do it.
The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.
Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?
From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.
my mom just said Grant O'Brien has rodent teeth
Physical modeling bells using sand as an exciter type beat
This some graveyard realm shit
Thank you so much
It literally isn't even music but thank you so much
the music guy doesn't even recognize music?
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This is such a "common sense" way of putting it. Everybody memorize this for spitting it back out whenever needed.
Never thought I'd have the opportunity to say this again: Reducing women and girls to their vaginas and then forcing them to show those vaginas to strangers is not a feminist ideal.
You know the word unalive is actually hilarious so it’s disappointing to me that people use it as self censorship instead of as a thing to say when you’re being unserious or lighthearted
love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse
so is he James or Richard
i misread it as "the fish my beta sister got me today"
My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!
Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune
She maturn on my pearth til I goopiter
If a fantasy world has an ancient tree of wisdom, that means it must also have young trees that are dumb as shit. Just giving terrible advice like, "the evil wizard is kinda hot"'
When you wingman your buddy, you should get to have a little bit of the sex
Have sex with your buddy first so you can give a realistic review
ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
FETCH ME NEIL
HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL
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just saw a post of yours on pinterest so i came over to tell you about it
You did, it's true
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