Wild Talon Doodle has appeared!

A fangirl who sucks at art and loves shitty jokes. Art blog: talondoodle.tumblr.com

[chinesewednesday]

[luidilovins]

my couchsona

[beadyeyes]

[nchntd]

In the club

[vacuously-true]

I think I’m literally never gonna be sick of this masterpiece. I think watching it on a loop for eight hours could fix me. Dancing’s what clears my soul. Dancing’s what makes me whole.

[dimmadoome]

I just love that this very video is an accumulation of thousands of years worth of art made by people who have never met each other. The concept of this video was so completely unfathomable to every single artist who made the sculptures and yet they’ve all put something toward the creation of it.

[i-restuff]

ITS BACK ON MY TIMELINE

[ampervadasz]

[mousenemy]

Big fucking boy!!!

[candiikismet]

What breed is this!!! I LOVE HIM!

[cloudfreed]

he’s a tibetan mastiff! also he’s blonde

this big boy looks huge because, well, he is. but he’s also extremely FLUFFY. judging by the military uniforms and the “no photography” sign, he must be in a military K9 unit. and it takes three (four?) people to groom him!!!

dogs like this are huge and fluffy because they were bred to protect livestock from predators! the hair helps to prevent bites and scratches from wolves and bears! this big boy’s parents were probably equally fluffy! 

[nsync-bi-bi-bi]

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

@seesfunbucks you can't leave this in the tags

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[is-it-out-of-touch-thursday]

Yes

[chloesimaginationthings]

Shout out to Jill Valetine from Resident evil 3,,

[tikkety-tok]

“Bro where u at we not supposed to be in heree”

[bunjywunjy]

always hilarious the lengths mammal moms will go to to retrieve a nearly-grown child from a situation of their own making. get back here

[memewhore]

[were-ralph]

i will never stop reblogging this how the fuck did she slide against the wall so perfectly

[tyanis]

Kinda feel like there's some untapped meme/reaction image potential from old horror movie trailers...

[2022dirt]

Outlines of two alligators that slept through the rain.

[sharkishblue]

outlines of two alligators that got raptured by the lord himself

[werewolveswithagenda]

I think Tumblr will love this

[i-am-shitpost]

For the love of GOD turn the volume on

[the-real-seebs]

every day someone thinks of an art form no one did before

[skelesass]

warming up

[yandere-angela]

[aqueerkettleofish]

For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.

And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.

[ralfmaximus]

More of this please, everywhere.

After the incident, another video went viral showing what appeared to be that man getting a beating. The Maui Police Department said they had no record of any reports of disorderly conduct or assault related to the monk seal incident.

Even the local police are being cool about this.

[ad-wills]

[glowingghosty]

[thevioletcaptain]

[1dietcokeinacan]

I’m sorry WHEN did he do this

[1dietcokeinacan]

Screeeeeching