Normies Not Welcome

don't tell my mom I'm a witch. embrace the insanity and chaos, children, youll gain so much.

[nokiabae]

[uze]

[heylookitsarevolution]

This is the money courage, reblog at your leisure for wealth, positivity and good fortune. Add any negativity to this post and a man will appear outside your home yelling “return the slab” over and over.

[inthemoodforportnawak]

Buddah Cats - KyleKahotek (Imgur)

[ariristocat]

I am so happy

[dashaibo]

There’s something pure in this photoset.

[photosbygy-deactivated20200605]

no more toxic friendships in 2018, no more toxic relationships in 2018 and no more toxic thoughts in 2018 

[quarkbees]

only toxic by Britney Spears in 2018

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

looks like a gta online lobby

[pureslime-deactivated20191020]

napoleon dynamite 2017

[robotlyra]

Dexter’s out of the lab and into the club

[sassafranski]

that awkward moment between birth and death

[burnedoutbutfun]

First rule of witchcraft:

Amethyst is good for everything

[ashobrien-deactivated20230718]

[erymanthian]

[animatedtext]

Where is my penis?

[crystolpistol]

[heavensghost]

Oxygen / catfish and the bottlemen

[introverts-hideaway]

[animatedtext]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Someone explain. (via bootyslime)

[justbrosthings]

Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*

My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC

Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*

My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ....acknowledged

[mockwa]

🐯 🐯 🐯

[bunjywunjy]

good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

[ari-nemera]

It’s cuter when you recognize that the lion with visible spots is a juvenile. There’s a very high chance the other lion that runs over to investigate is the MOTHER.

The first lion is asking for comfort because she was given a big spook!!! and she needs mommy to tell her it’s safe and ok!!!! (What’s cuter is that mommy clearly reassures her, and goes on to take the parent role of ‘deal with the scream rat in order to protect my large and easily frightened daughter’)

this is all in all an adorable video 10/10

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Who Would Win?

Three apex predators

OR

One Screaming Long Boi