Bury me in tie dye

[gremlininho]

[pseudomantis]

the cambrian period was like 10 years ago

[toskarinarchive]

the cambrarin period was like 3 years ago

[magi-magi-tamamoland-chan]

the cambrian period is TOMORROW!!!

[borealiszero]

Hate it when ai is funnier than me

[noelledeltarune]

okay that was not my last straw but i have maybe 3 to 4 straws left at most so watch out.

[transmascfrankiero]

well other than that mrs. kennedy how was the drive

[hardwrench]

pregnant with a bag of peas

[hardwrench]

congratulations + absolutely anytime

[swarnpert]

my favorite thing is to say "investing in" instead of "buying"

[amazoogle]

just closed on a big deal with a major grocery chain vis-a-vis the procurement of some fresh strawberries

[kindlygoblin]

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

[lakevida]

scared but noble animal protecting its nestmates

[kaylmao]

just molted for the first time ama

[evil-sludge]

U feelin' mushy? Easily susceptible to predation..?

[kaylmao]

ok no more questions

[kotortwo]

oh that gap in my resume? i was imprisoned by the lizard king for a few years, it was a whole thing. big misunderstanding, completely exonerated. but that ties into the next item on the list, 2 years as consort to the lizard king. that was actually a volunteer situation

[ghostly-joy]

calling a setlist that has both Skylines and Foundations a 9/11 double feature is still the funniest thing in the world to me

[waydownn]

Frank Iero pissed me off so I brought him into the mines

[motherdagger]

It must be so fun being Gerard Way on this tour. Not only do you have a giant record label pouring millions into your insane rock opera, but all the performers around you are gleefully 'yes and-ing' your lunatic ideas.

[gumi-megpoidd]

I am whatever gender has the shortest line at the bathroom

[gumi-megpoidd]

No need I think

[maxi-is-not-well]

​I see this one going places

[gumi-megpoidd]

Yeah. The bathroom

[im-a-vertebrate]

ah but which bathroom

[gumi-megpoidd]

the one with the shortest line did you not read the post

[thecastlegentleman]

“thats fucking slippery” yeah i bet gerard. who’s idea was it to have all that blood on stage gerard.

[plainwheatcereal]

forget about frocals, we got full frentences (frank sentences)