Y'all can call me Ricky, Swank if you're cool.

20 y/o, Midwest dreamer. New tumblr for my poems "what's the point of living in Ohio if I can't complain about it?"

[shadow-chan81]

Medication ad: Side effects may Include headache, nausea, suicide, cramps, spontaneous combustion, and anal rash

People in ad:

[linhardts-remade]

JARED NINETEEN????

[leecheedoodles]

puffs and ruffs!! (ง'̀-’́)ง

[loneprairies-archive-deactivate]

people complaining about the lack of content in fandoms lately: maybe if y'all didn’t steal and repost other people’s hard work and actually showed your appreciation for it by liking it, commenting on it, reblogging it, etc, and/or didn’t spend all your time harassing people who like things you don’t like, or like things differently than you, fanartists and writers would feel like producing more work?

[thot4stacipratt]

[everythingfox]

Corgi falling asleep on a train

[im-afraidofthelight]

There’s this place I go…

I dump all my toxins there.

Sometimes I go back to relive them.

Sometimes I’m there for too long.

[im-afraidofthelight]

Will you still love me when my hands are worn and my pen no longer bleeds adventures in black and blue?

- my pen

[spacemancharisma]

haven’t seen this on tumblr yet, and tis the season

[uranodioning]

[caption] driver, muttering: god damnit, it’s paul. driver, at full volume: mornin’ paul! paul, cheerfully: the world will be reduced to ash! driver, muttering again: jesus christ that guy creeps me out. [/caption]

[lauf-aiya-rson-deactivated20190]

[additionally the driver is brian david gilbert, paul is a skeleton sitting on a bench with its arm sticking in the air, and the voice of paul is also brian david gilbert]

[musicaltincan]

how does this not happen in like every episode

bonus face w/o butterfly (bc i think it’s funny):

[codenamed-queenie]

So I made a thing.

[mxnrique]

im literally not exaggerating when i tell you guys this video saved my life

[rehfan]

This is a damn MOOD FOR LIFE, I tell you what.

[kim-jisoo]

Which Ray Holt are you today?

[dankmemeuniversity]

[theothersideofthechair]

Man: Hi can I get a haircut?

Me: You can but you’re going to have to wait for half an hour.

Man: Oh no its okay I’ll just take whoever’s available.

Me: No one is available right now. It’s going to be a half hour wait.

Man: Oh its okay just give me whoever can take me right now.

Me: There. Is. No. One. Available. To. Give. You. A. Hair. Cut. Right. Now.

Man: what do you mean?

Me rapidly losing patience: I have a colour and my coworker has a Perm. We are both busy and there is no one else in the salon. So if you’d like to take a seat we can fit you in in 30 minutes.

Man: Oh….. Well I don’t want to wait.

Me: Then I suggest you make an appointment and come back and you won’t have to wait.

Man: So there’s no one available right now?

Me:

[defydamage]

This is so much fucking funnier with the gif removed

[shaneofaragon]

consider: la la land, but with lesbians

[erevshelshoshanim]

Black lesbians so that the film doesn’t grossly whitewash jazz and the actual struggles black musicians went through :)

[durnesque-esque]

Consider: La La Land with black lesbians played by actresses who can actually sing and dance so instead of being a lack luster imitation of the golden age musical it is the sparkling revival of the genre with modern sensibilities.

[missdontcare-x]

starring samira wiley and janelle monáe

[greengirlcellist]

counter argument casting: cynthia erivo & adrienne warren 

[holyshotpost]

[dahliaborne]

i want a fragrance made from roses, stardust, honey and siren tears

[talkingllama]

this ad picture feels like it would be a good meme

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last reblog i swear