if you had life eternal

alyssa - she/her - 21 - infp - libra - multifandom hell - fanfic acc @alyszuha

[tojicide]

not now baby mommy has to boycott your game

[syluses]

[femmeberlin]

Me, fourteen and making OCs: okay she can’t be a Mary Sue! I can’t make her too cool or everyone will think she’s unbelievable and hate her :((

Me, thirty-two and making OCs: Every person I think is hot in this video game is into this OC and also she gets to be a Special Princess. I’ll commission a propaganda portrait of her as an imperial saint.

[mamoru]

Food safety tips to keep America's 250th anniversary illness-free

As Americans prepare to celebrate the nation's 250th birthday this Fourth of July, millions of people will gather for backyard barbecues, pi

food safety PSA: if you see someone put cooked meat back in container that had raw meat, you have to kick their ass.

[cairoblair]

PM Report 7/3/2026

PM report coming a little early because I'm going to the bar to drown my sorrows (kidding, but I am going to the bar and I will be thinking abt Valko the whole time)

6:00PM CDT—lots of good news!

LADS following count: Instagram 923k, X 658.2k, TikTok 900.5k, YouTube 325k

Petitions: 214.7k and 89.5k

AX2026 is becoming the HQ of #bringvalkoback, apparently. The memorial/shrine has grown, people are howling at the LADS booth, and creators such as ironmouse are talking about Valko

Speaking of AX2026, they had to turn the live chat off on their livestream because it was LITERALLY all about Valko

We have confirmation that the LADS official Weibo account viewed Valko's community page (three times!)

VAs such as Tana Tunnell are speaking out in support of the movement

This statement was apparently posted by Infold on RedNote. In summary, it claims the following: all content in LADS is fictitious and not linked to any real-world elements, fabricated content and fake screenshots are considered a "severe infringement upon our brand's reputation and our players' trust", and Infold is mobilizing its legal department and are in the process of gathering evidence and identifying the individuals at fault.

The CN fans that were calculating how much they have spent on the game have reached a new total of 50.5M RMB (about 7M USD)

Apparently, Stack Paper Press in China discovered several organizations paying trolls to spread rumors and misinformation about LADS. Link

Overseas VIP users have submitted a joint petition to Infold regarding the cancellation of Valko's release and the current game operations

Valko supporters have set up a donation for a wildlife conservation center in China (Shan Shui Conservation) in Valko's name. Link

FangirlFetes on X created a fundraiser for getting a billboard in Times Square. The monetary goal was FAR exceeded!

TV Aztec Chihuahua (a Mexican news channel) posted in support of #bringbackvalko

If you need a little pick-me-up, X user aeternusGaia adopted a wolf from a conservation center in Valko's name. She will receive regular updates about little Archie. Here is one of the posts!

Remember!

DO NOT LOG IN! We're still trying to affect their DAU metric.

Don't expect a statement from Infold until Tuesday. With Anime Expo this weekend, and a holiday in China on Monday, it's unlikely they will say anything about the situation until then.

Keep fighting! Antis worked for seven days to get Valko's release cancelled. We have to continue to make noise in order to be louder than them.

Don't lose hope! We're making a HUGE impact already!

Take care of yourselves. Take breaks, eat, drink water, and get plenty of rest. Sending my love!

Resources ↓

#BRINGVALKOBACK

Notes Do NOT log into the game. We need to affect their DAU metric (daily active users) Unfollow on social media (Instagram, X, TikTok, etc.

See you tomorrow my lovelies! To all of my fellow Americans, have a great 4th! While we celebrate our freedom, let's continue fighting for Valko's!

[ellipsus-writes]

Whew, we’ve been busy! Hot on the heels of list view for everyone, we’ve added four new Writing Insights for Ellipsus Plus!

Take a closer look at your docs with:

Repeated phrases: Find the multi-word phrases that recur throughout your draft. (For phrases containing up to six words.)

Dialogue balance: Calculate how much of your writing is dialogue vs. narration (and see the difference via the dialogue highlight toggle).

Point of view: See how many sentences are written from each perspective (and make extra-sure you didn’t accidentally switch halfway through!). First, second or third - you can highlight them all in your text.

Punctuation habits: See how often you use ✨expressive✨ punctuation marks per 1,000 words?!!!?!! (Yes!)

(And all without AI, of course!)

Get down ‘n’ dirty with your style (and the choices that make your voice yours, all yours). We wish you luck wrangling those phrases that jumpscare you when you discover you’ve used them 13 times in the same draft!

More to come soon! - the Ellipsus Team xo

[lilaccatholic]

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

[lilaccatholic]

I THOUGHT AFTER FOUR YEARS YOU PEOPLE WOULD LET THIS DIE AND YET AGAIN I OPEN THIS CURSED APP TO FIND MORE NOTES ON THIS POST

[itsthebrokenheartthatdecides]

Your grandchildren are gonna be reblogging this.

[werewolf-cuddles]

[werewolveswithagenda]

I think Tumblr will love this

[i-am-shitpost]

For the love of GOD turn the volume on

[the-real-seebs]

every day someone thinks of an art form no one did before

[manebioniclegali]

That was NOT the sound I expected from this 😂

[retrowar]

[qsy-complains-a-lot]

[jay-jay-gone]

Are you proud of yourself? Are you happy you made this?

[qsy-complains-a-lot]

Oh you have no idea.

[were-ralph]

this made me laugh so hard i started choking and gasping for air 

[thewizardofhoes-speaking]

[samisgeek]

I REALLY try to not get “political” on my main accounts, but this is REALLY important.

[mephisto-reporting]

No because what the actual fuck was that decision?

You mean to tell me months—if not YEARS—of development. …and your solution was to throw the ENTIRE SIXTH LOVE INTEREST into the trash?

ARE YOU SERIOUS?

I'm not saying people shouldn't have been angry about the 731 reference. They absolutely had every right to be. Unit 731 is one of the darkest chapters in history and if that reference was made carelessly, then yes, people deserved an apology and an explanation.

But explain to me how Valko became the sacrificial lamb here.

Who exactly does this help? The people who were hurt by the reference? They still deserve accountability.

The people who were excited for Valko? Congratulations, you just told them to go fuck themselves.

The developers who spent who knows how long creating an entirely new LI? Their work gets deleted overnight.

So what was the goal here?

Because this doesn't feel like taking responsibility. It feels like corporate damage control.

Fix the story.

Rewrite the chapter.

Delete the offending reference.

Delay the release.

Fire whoever thought using 731 and 611 was acceptable if you have to.

But deleting an ENTIRE CHARACTER because of a mistake in ONE PART OF THE GAME is such an absurd overreaction that I genuinely can't wrap my head around it. I'm just so unbelievably disappointed. because Infold's response was somehow even worse than the original mistake.

We lost a character.

The developers lost their work.

The fandom lost something people had been excited about. What an absolute fucking waste.

[bowlby4]

[daysleftofsecondterm]

except the weddings you DJ’ed of similar size were:

not paid for via taxpayer dollars

thrown in celebration of love and happiness

had people who earnestly wanted to be a part of the event planning

had guests who genuinely loved the union being celebrated and weren’t hoping for the destruction of everything that made it great

[capybaralovers]

[depsidase]

[blessedbrick]

That's kind of why they exist actually

[memeuplift]

[emolgana]

anyone else worry that you’re walking around life as the mii on the right

[ladythatsmyskull]

[nitpickspot]

So, what you're saying is, under no circumstances should we be reposting the above image as much as humanly possible?

[daysleftofsecondterm]

939 days left of HIS fuckup

[nonaferatu]

This would have had me crucified on tumblr 10 years ago but maybe we are ready for this conversation now:

If you are a socially anxious person, you have to socialize. Your panic/anxiety attacks will only get worse and trigger more frequently if you constantly avoid contact with The Public. Not saying that you need to be a social butterfly- but there is a genuine problem with not being able to order your own meal at a restaurant. And it cannot be solved by always having someone else do it for you.

This is a PSA to about 3/4s of the Portland Youth populace

[nonaferatu]

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.