painfully dull

how do i exist

[mortdeheros]

[desinteresse]

Everyday I wake up and go ‘SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH ME!!!’ and then I go to work

[shorthistorian]

Kink isn’t shameful because of the weird sex stuff. That part’s rad. It’s shameful because it is technically improv. 

[txttletale]

you couldn't make blazing saddles today because feature films are quite time consuming to shoot and edit so by the time you finished it would be at least tomorrow maybe even later

[funnytwittertweets]

[oofnice]

sorry, i didnt hear what you said, i was too busy trying to make the right amount of eye contact

[suck-it-and-see-16]

This whole thread has killed me

[oofnice]

i have no fucking friends. what is wrong with me

[prof-grace-aspen]

of course i have a praise kink, i'm a burnt out former gifted child.

[misanthropicshenanigans]

of course i have a degradation kink, I'm a burnt out former gifted child.

[h0ll0w3d0ut]

when someone tells me what i’m doing will eventually kill me:

[h0ll0w3d0ut]

reblogging my own post cuz damn i’m funny

[draintheblood]

heard porn bots might be following you guys again. sorry about that. but in some good news i have been gaining many new followers who are real stunningly beautiful women. welcome ladies :)

[psychedelicflyingshark]

We need like a month where nothing happens and there's no repercussions we all just stay in bed and hibernate and nothing goes wrong

[gayvampyr]

[saintlysinnerss]

And all at once, summer collapsed into fall.

Oscar Wilde

[therealbucky05]

[mortalityplays]

one of the most important things, perhaps the most important thing I have learned in my life is that nice people can fuck each other up in monstrous ways. people can be bone deep kind and loving and self reflective and still lash out under pressure. people can be earnestly neighbourly and charitable and hospitable and generous and still find themselves in situations where they become selfish. people can be well meaning and easygoing and gregarious and hold deep seated opinions that turn them into vicious little bullies under the right conditions. nobody is just one thing, and nobody stays one way. every person is a kaleidoscope and they will surprise you. you will surprise yourself. it's not a warning and it's not a judgement and it's not an excuse, and it's certainly not a reason to stop trying or to stop trusting. it is just a fact.

[scared-science-team]

bit warm innit