true love goes deeper than the skin.

[kitkat30]

this bread tiny

yeast

[ana-logical]

it made me laugh in an unholy fashion at four in the goddamn morning, so here, have this.

[conquerorwurm]

Google won't stop recommending me articles about bagels, and the blurb for this one is... evocative

[youlovetoseeit]

i am normal cashier

[saintzacharie]

[showerthoughtspost]

People with anxiety don’t have a train of thought. We have seven trains on 4 tracks that narrowly avoid each other when the paths cross and all the conductors are screaming.

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

[garbage-empress]

this is the only day you can reblog this

[teenscoolest]

[s]

someone: *driving next to me in the other lane at the exact same speed*

me: don’t make it weird

[averagefairy]

[chthonicillness]

how to dress so girls and crows will notice me but security cameras won’t

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

im going through my skyrim screenshot folder

[han-j1]

Who names their character Susan

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

I’m poisoning an enchanted crossbow, which I gave a nickname to so I wouldn’t accidentally sell it. The name of the weapon is “delicious quinoa, Susan”.

[disclaymore-deactivated20230920]

As you do

[chongoblog]

Any living person: “Let’s go to the beach!”

Me:

[catrillion]

[sydsliftingface]

@korrafitness

[catasters]

[jump-spark]

[youlovetoseeit]

It is just more respectable

[sassafranski]

that awkward moment between birth and death

[barbarianarchy-deactivated20200]

whats the point of having a cat if it doesn’t commit crimes