I Just Really Love My Cat

[nananana-bpdman]

Me: I’m totally independent, I don’t need anyone’s help

Also me:

[heatandapathy]

This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for

[but-im-jess-saying]

I’ve watched this like ten times laughing my ass off, but its lead to a question. are scots unable to say wank with out making the motion?

[ghostextremist]

my favorite tweet of all time is the ma’am is your baby unwell one it’s literally s o f u n n y

[ghostextremist]

[streetlifemanifesto]

Don’t trust morning you. Morning you is a dick. Morning you would sell your loved ones if it got them 5 minutes of extra sleep

[sarapsys]

maybe morning me wouldn’t be such a dick if that flaky bitch evening me had gone to bed instead of tumblring til butts oclock int he morning

[bigmouthlass]

Well evening me might have fallen asleep at a reasonable hour if that dumbass afternoon me hadn’t lain down for a “little nap” that lasted four hours.

[bane-of-technology]

[curlsandstems]

Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭

[thewanderingnegro-deactivated20]

“Whats your safe word?”

[curlsandstems]

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

[paninimami]

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

[trashg0d-deactivated20180217]

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

[justcariii]

Lol i need to be his friend

[southernbitchface]

“Every strong man got a sensitive side”

[h3llraizer]

Lmaooooooooooooooooo

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

“Ooo that’s cute”

[decolonialtheoryandweed]

Bruh I love this dude! Why is he getting arrested and is there a link for us to send money to bail him out?

[donesparce]

There are three breeds of cat:

Chonk

Goblin

Yeah that looks like a cat

[donesparce]

Subcategories of breeds:

Floof

Naked

Normal

[argentinelakeduck]

[j0jin-deactivated20210309]

[objetocotidiano]

[audrey-hepbae]

First Black Panther, then Miles Morales, and now who’s this new superhero?

[deerbot36]

HOW DO HE STILL GOT ANKLES

[babyanimalgifs]

A young polar bear cub filmed over the first 83 days of her life

video via Columbus Zoo and Aquarium

[allthatglittersgirl]

I don’t know about you, but I needed this purity in my life and on my timeline.

[princess-kidatheart17]

@disney-lover01 @prismaviolet

[lame-and-corny-blog]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

COME ON NA OBAMA! 👏🏾

[onlyblackgirl]

He ain’t wearing a jacket no more and he got his sleeves rolled up. My nigga is over it.

[mamaoceanaa-deactivated20200720]

Ooh & you can tell he’s ready to curse. Gods above do I miss the Obamas

[autogynephiladelphia]

“h-h-heck” Obama you can say fuck

[cincosechzehn-deactivated201901]

LET BARACK OBAMA SAY FUCK

[isolate]

if you didn’t believe that England hates Donald Trump already: the most recent news of his visit today is that the mayor of London approved protestors releasing a £16,000 Trump in-a-diaper balloon to fly 98ft above ground when he visits, and literally no British person is surprised. Welcome to London.

[isolate]

I’m literally not kidding

[isolate]

the people who are managing the balloon are called trump babysitters. I’ve never loved my country more.

[eligantly]

i fucking love this country. Trust us to make the president feel welcome

[isolate]

the best part about this is that trump expected to have a royally welcome visit but as soon as he made an appearance, thousands of angry British people started chanting “fuck trump!” on repreat for hours.

[eligantly]

UPDATE: Trump has managed to generate a bigger crowd than Obama did, but for all the wrong reasons. The entirety of London is filled with angry anti-trump protestors, to the point where he is refusing to make an appearance due to fear for his safety.

[isolate]

Here are some fucking awesome protest signs being shown today. I hope we’ve made you proud!

[teacupfulofstarshine]

england, you’re doing amazing, sweetie, this made me so happy

[icantloseyou]

I was there! Here’s a couple of great Marvel themed signs I saw:

[babyanimalgifs]

A very big boy

[note-a-bear]

My mom sent this to me and i’m howling

[forpiscesmoved-deactivated20200]

me at 4 am on a school night

[whynotwebcomic]

My family has had a cat for 9 years and we still call him “the cat.”

[justcatposts]

Fluffy boy

[young-replica]

[blindedlife]

this is the single cutest thing I’ve ever seen in my whole life