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Hypothetical:

You have to fight one animal, but you get one animal to fight alongside you. What animals are you choosing to make the fight as even as possible with you winning your hard-fought victory???

#question #hypothetical #scenario #a gorilla #a second gorilla #maybe a rhino #elephant maybe

stomach pain: 👎👎👎

*Comes to the realization that American politics have not really changed that much over the years, but that ease of access and quicker speed of information transfer has caused an increase of problems biased towards the outlet creating the story*

me: Fiiiiinnnnnneeeeee I'll listen to Mister Tolstoy

#what a neeeerrrrrrdddd #i hate that he's right #i guess trying times call for trying measures #if i HAVE to learn to read

Fantastic news, not only did I learn to read, but I’ve discovered pictures! Fascinating stuff!

#now i can use my eyes #i like the bug drawings #i think i’ll try posting something soon

The only problem with this app is now I have to learn how to read :/

#WhoCouldvePredictedThis #Text #WhoLetMeBeIlliterate #WhoWillStopMeFromBeingLiterate #NowICanOrderTheTripleDipper

I think the shampoo bottles are secretley sentient but humans are just too smooth-brained to comprehend it.

#shitpost #i want to befriend the bottle #the bottle isnt responding #fuck you shampoo bottle

i-am-a-fish

SKELETONS AND GHOSTS AND GHOULS SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO ENJOY THE WINTER HOLDAYS TOO.

im-just-brayden

YES! This guy should be able to celebrate the holidays too!

i-am-a-fish

FELLAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FELLAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOVIE NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOVIE!!!!!!! NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHREK RETOLD!!!!!!! IT’S A RECREATION OF SHREK BY MULTIPLE ARTISTS!!!!!!!! IT’S A FULL HOUR AND THIRTY MINUTES YALL!!!!!!!!!!! (I haven’t watched it yet but hear it is very very good!!!!!)

I’ll post a link to the stream later today! (3 hours from now, 8:00 PM eastern time)

i-am-a-fish

dudes dating other dudes, it’s not gay i think

i-am-a-fish

fellas, i just did a google search, i think this whole post is fucked

im-just-brayden

no no no, two men liking something that likes the opposite genitals are not gay. it is only gay if a man likes something that likes the same genitals.

rich-stitches

I have an important story

I was walking out of the gym on campus and over to my bike to unlock it, and looked up just in time to see a goose attack a woman as she walked past. I’m talking grabbing at her jacket, flapping its wings, biting and honking. I’m no stranger to our aggressive campus geese but hot diggity damn. Then. Then the goose turned and looked at me and let out a horrifying honk and suddenly, it was like bullet time, suddenly this massive goose was flying towards me.

So I squared up.

I tried to protect my expensive headphones.

And I braced for Goose.

When that thing flew at me I kicked higher and harder than I ever have and landed a solid blow to its huge, boat like body. It was so much harder and heavier than I expected. No one expects to kick a goose. It let out this awful squeaky toy noise, tried to grab at my hat, and then flew up and landed on the roof of the gym, watching me. I couldn’t turn my back for fear it would attack.