Advice From a Royal Parrot // Iago to Jade of Enchancia
"Pffffft! Don't listen to those chumps and all their fancy schmancy 'royal responsibility' speeches! Royalty's an exclusive club, kid, and they like to make themselves sound all big and important by boosting up the tough parts of their job. It's a real cushy deal, depending on what position you got. What're you lookin' to be, the crowed queen of a whole country or somethin'? Pshhh, forget that! Marry some big shot royal's little brother or sister -- that'll make ya a princess without half the hard work!
"I grew up in the palace of Agrabah, still live there now in fact, and I spend my whole day restin' easy on piles of cushions, bein' fanned with huge palm tree leaves, bein' fed grapes off a silver platter! Ooh, and countin' treasure, and goin' shoppin' in the marketplace with the princess and -- well, you get what I'm sayin'.
"Don't let all the royal people you talk to scare you off the job. Whaddya gotta do, sign a few papers here and there, wave to some loyal subject, kiss a couple babies on the forehead? HA! Royal life's a breeze, kid! If that's what you want for yourself, then go out and bag yourself a prince and you'll be on eeeasy street!"
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