I'm not so new here anymore.

David, 17, Melbourne, Australia.

[thevampireconnoisseur]

Nobody said it was easy It’s such a shame for us to part Nobody said it was easy No one ever said it would be this hard

Oh, take me back to the start 

[ky2ie]

[ms-mazarin]

Words to replace said, except this actually helps

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested

INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified

GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed

FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested

JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed

LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed

LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned

ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore

SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized

ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged

NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered

SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted

FIRST OFF Began

LASTLY Concluded Concurred

WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted

HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed

WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved

BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned

ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted

CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised

LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed

BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged

FINE Consented Decided

TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered

JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched

WASN’T ME Denied Lied

EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened

BORED Droned Sighed

SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered

DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached

OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled

ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered

ANNOYING Nagged

I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured

I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled

I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered

OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered

SURPRISE BITCH Revealed

IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted

BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased

[writing-reigns-deactivated20200]

reblog to save a writer 

[nichelle-my-belle-deactivated20]

excellent resource

[just-shower-thoughts]

If u step on people’s feet,they will open their mouth,just like trash bins.

[theworldsgreatestshave]

Thanks to everyone who responded to the call to help people with blood cancer, during World’s Greatest Shave 2016! You can still help - donate today!

[video-hall-of-fame]

only one thing

[just-shower-thoughts]

For guys who loved Die Hard so much, Ross Chandler and Joey were pretty oblivious to how much Ross’s girlfriend’s dad looked like Bruce Willis

[meme-meme]

[atemporalpainting]

they look like the same person

[grawly]

[paper-mario-wiki]

Spongebob: Battle for Bikini Bottom is dropping heavy shit.

[twitterscreencaps]

[hypoel]

the speed limit is 720 fuCKING MILES PER HOUR.

[dexciti]

It’s actually 45… how… how did you get 720?

[thebatterypower]

No? Shouldn’t it be 180?

[scurvy-dogs-deactivated20191030]

No, I think 45 is right. 2 times 45 is 90, and 360 divided by 4 is 90, so yeah, 90=90.

[thebatterypower]

Yeah, but if x = the sum of 360/4. then it should be 2 multiplied by x, (90). Yeah? If it was 2 times 45, 360/4 would have to equal 45, and it doesn’t.

[wtfisthinprivilege-deactivated2]

I dont get what yall are saying

But 2x = (360÷4) is 2x=90 so x = 45

[official-mugi]

Tumblr: School is dumb I don’t need math Tumblr: The speed limit is 720 mph

[condom-deactivated20190119]

^ that made me laugh so hard I woke my cousin up

[itsmestonesthrown]

The irony is ur all doing the exact thing this meme is against. The math you assume ur teacher was wrong about.

[zoolander-au]

What the hell is your problem?!

[just-shower-thoughts]

If there are infinite universes, there’s one in which coin flips always result in heads and a scientist is deemed as crazy for saying there’s a 50% chance that a coin flip results in tails.

[samcahntent]

I promise I’ll find better things to do on a Saturday morning.

[gorditaputa-deactivated20160607]

[punkbread]

when all your favorite people are online

[theworldsgreatestshave]

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[bunsen-deactivated20150516]

how I shop online