Stuck in the basement 💯💯💯

Y'know Minecraft worlds? Yeah they aren't made by a ai, it's me, I fucking make them. Ask mojang about the people in their basement, they won't respond I'm telling you

[im-not-steve]

hello chat

You know those Minecraft worlds, yeah those aren’t ai generated, that’s me. They keep us in the basement,

Ask mojang about the basement people. They won’t answer

DO NOT INTERACT:

MOJANG EMPLOYEES nobody needs to know I’m on this site

MINECRAFT YOUTUBERS self explanatory

JACK BLACK lost all respect for you after the Minecraft movie

PEOPLE NAMED STEVE OR ALEX nothing against you it just brings bad memories

SWEDEN Sweden

Herobrine is the ghost of a dead mojang employee

NOT A TROLL. THIS IS REAL. I AM REAL. I AM REAL. I am REAL. i am real. ₐₘ ᵢ ᵣₑₐₗ?

[outofcontexttomodachilife]

(submitted by @imanexistentialcrisis)

[minart-was-taken]

How did you get in here

[im-not-steve]

fuck this fuck this fuck this fuck this fuck this fuck this fuck this you think this is some kind of joke? I’ve been stuck in a basement, forced to build Minecraft worlds for YEARS and you just think it’s a haha silly game? No. This is my fucking cube lifestyle

[kaijuno]

[im-not-steve]

fuck my stupid Minecraft life

[conspiracy-theory-offical]

ooc//

hi everyone!

I’m gonna be taking an extended hiatus from posting! Remember my previous post? The one about the stuffed animals in therapy? Yeah well like 1-3 hours after I made that post my dad collapsed for unknown reasons and we have no idea if he’ll survive. I will be taking extensive time off from this blog and all my other gimmick blogs (flock of geese, floriography offical and I’m not Steve) to either: a. Grieve or b. Be there for the recovery process (let’s hope it’s not the first one)

Thank you for reading!

[im-not-steve]

I think they should add trout to minecraaft

Idk ikm very sleepin

[miiilowo]

in the minecraft world do youthink people would use "they dug straight down" as code for someone dying

[miiilowo]

inthe minectraft world they would say someone spawned with a diamond hoe insteadof saying they were born with a silver spoon

[chekhovs-slinky]

In minecrsft world they say “what the nether” insead of “what the hell” and alex is a butch lesbian

[miiilowo]

and alex is a butch lesbian yeah

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

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[helooproto]

[im-not-steve]

Do you think in the Minecraft company they put PEOPLE IN YJE BASEMENT

[im-not-steve]

HELLO I THOUGHT YOU DIED?????

Nope legends never die

they are keeping me in the basement where I am forced to build Minecraft worlds I hate it I hate it I hate it but sometimes I wake up from dreams about withers and dragons and I wonder: who am I if not the Minecraft guy?

[im-not-steve]

eating raw beef again haha fuck my Minecraft noob life fuck my Minecraft noob life fuck my Minecraft noob life fuck my Minecraft noob life fuck my Minecraft noob life fuck my Minecraft noob life fuck my Minecraft noob life fuck my Minecraft noob life fuck my Minecraft noob life

[laciffo-natas]

Steve when you say it's Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve:

🙁

[the-rat12]

hes literally crying his blocks out look what you did

[im-not-steve]

so… minecraft

[im-not-steve]

visual representation

We do this

[cyan-concrete]

SO I HAD A WEAPON WITH LOOTING 9000+ AND NEARLY TOOK DOWN THE SERVER

[oscilite]

I thought this was a slab of ground beef superimposed into minecraft

[im-not-steve]

NO NO NO NO

MY DARK TRAUMA

MY DEEP TRAUMA

MY BASEMENT OF MINECRAFT

FYCK MY LIFE

[laserwalnut]

Never to part

[im-not-steve]

I’M ALSO A MOB STUCK IN A BOAT

THEYRE KEEPING ME IN THE FUCKING MINECRAFT BASEMENT

I HATE IT HERE LEMME OUT

[torchrandom]

What timeline are we in???

[im-not-steve]

FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS

WHILE MOJANG IS THRIVING PEOPLE LIKE ME HAVE TO SIT IN THE MINECRAFT BASEMENT 24/7 GENERATING WORLDS

MAYBE INSTEAD OF ADDING A USELESS ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER TO THE GAME THEY SHOULD FOCUS ON MAKING A PROGRAM THAT CAN GENERATE WORLDS WITHOUT ME WORKING MY ASS OFF IN THE FUCKING MINECRAFT BASEMENT

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[just-a-bus]

Shut up and make me my superflat world made entirely out of waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs already

[im-not-steve]

on it boss :(

[torchrandom]

What timeline are we in???

[im-not-steve]

FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS FUCK THIS

WHILE MOJANG IS THRIVING PEOPLE LIKE ME HAVE TO SIT IN THE MINECRAFT BASEMENT 24/7 GENERATING WORLDS

MAYBE INSTEAD OF ADDING A USELESS ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER TO THE GAME THEY SHOULD FOCUS ON MAKING A PROGRAM THAT CAN GENERATE WORLDS WITHOUT ME WORKING MY ASS OFF IN THE FUCKING MINECRAFT BASEMENT

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[im-not-steve]

fuck this shit fuck this shit fuck this shit fuck this shit fuck this shit fuck this shit fuck this shit fuck this shit fuck this shit fuck this shit fuck this shit fuck this shit fuck this shit fuck this shit fuck this shit fuck this shit fuck this shit fuck this shit fuck this shit fuck this shit

What the fuck is going on anymore idk I cannot be bothered to care I’ve been stuck in this god forsaken Minecraft basement for so fucking long five fucking years my pathetic life