I'm too fuckin depressed

[positivewlwvibes]

NEWSFLASH: shockingly, gay people hang out with other gay people! so if you have one gay character, you should probably have more than one! it’s not some kind of “lone gay wolf” bullshit! more @ nine.

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.

[cc-videos]

“[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses. And I’m afraid to leave my bed because I can’t see… and I fear I might step on my glasses. So I’m sitting here with my bee pillow pet… and I don’t know what to do.

I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.

What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?

I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’

But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]

[camera zooms in on glasses] 

[long silence; light chuckle] Enrique…”

[leupagus]

This should win an Oscar

[macho-shithead]

[madeupmonkeyshit]

[uptional]

[chicklikemeblog]

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

[fenchurchdent-blog]

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

[thebicker]

Even Playboy wants men to stop screaming at women on the street. When the pinnacle of female objectification is telling you you’re being a sexist pig, maybe for real you’re being a sexist pig. (I mean, women have been telling you you’re a sexist pig for catcalling for a long time, but then again, they’re *women* so their opinions don’t count. Now a magazine for men has acknowledged it so LISTEN UP.)

[silverblueroses-blog]

Even Playboy wants men to stop screaming at women on the street.  That needed to be repeated.  Even Playboy.

[shittyidea]

The official Republican nominee 2016

[justbadpuns]

A crossover between King Midas and King Oedipus would be pure motherfucking gold

[borkyno-deactivated20160330]

have i told you guys about the time that i classically conditioned my kindergarten class

[borkyno-deactivated20160330]

I got like 4 anons asking about this so I guess I didn’t:

     omg. okay, so basically, I was a “gifted kid” which was code for fucken nerd ass bitch, so i would constantly just stare off into space during class while everyone else was tryna figure out what the fuck our teacher was tryna say. Anyway, I was learning about chemistry and biology outside of school(i know what a fucking nerd amirite ladies), and my dad got me a book that talked about all these famous psychological experiments.

    So chapter one was, would you have guessed it, Pavlov’s dog. I thought it my be fun to try something to that extent with my classmates. Now, keep in mind, being a nerdy ass brown kid in a school full of white ppl meant that I wasn’t exactly popular, and no one really talked to me in class or cared what I was doing.

   Everyday, at 9:45 am, our teacher would announce that it was snacktime, and everyone would fucking sprint to their cubbies to grab their lunchboxes like it was the goddamn hunger games. Kindergarten kids didn’t really have a concept of time, so i used this to my advantage. At 9:45 as my teacher would walk up to announce snacktime, I would knock on my desk really quickly three times. It was rly subtle, and I wasn’t sure that it would work.

   So after two or three weeks, I decided to have some fun. Thirty minutes after school began at like 8:30 or something, I tapped knocked on the desk. Half the class turned their heads and looked straight at the cubbies. 3 boys got up and were about to run to get their lunchbox. One girls stomach started growling REALLY loudly. The teacher had to take 5 minutes to get everyone to calm down and one kid started crying because he thought it was snacktime and he was so shocked and destroyed.

   Realizing that I had basically dog trained the whole class, I burst out laughing so hard I fell out of my chair and cut my head on the tile floor and got sent home early because I was laughing so hard they thought I had a concussion or something. When I explained what happened to my dad he left the room, but I could hear him losing it in the hallway. 

   So everytime now that I learn about classical conditioning in my Neuroscience classes, I have to fight to keep a straight face

[accras]

The First Family of the United States of America

[highlandvalley]

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

[jamiatt-deactivated20201227]

oh my god

[overnightmask]

delete the rest of the internet and leave only this video

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

“so what do you do in your free time?”

[awwww-cute]

[anditlingers]

[flyawaymax]

That’s the opposite of a problem

[one-pointperspective-deactivate]

a new bed

[theygender]

Guy at the factory: are you sure this isn’t a mistake? Other worker: why would it be a mistake?

[chrissongzzz]

If it comes in her size how the fuck is she too big for it.?

[sporadiccrusadenight-deactivate]

This^^^^^

[trynpronounceit-deactivated2018]

It’s that simple.

[thatsoooraveenn]

Exactly!!

[black-charm]

Ok she looks bomb af tho

[roamingblizzard]

If it comes in her size how the fuck is she too big for it.?

If it comes in her size how the fuck is she too big for it.?

If it comes in her size how the fuck is she too big for it.?

If it comes in her size how the fuck is she too big for it.?