90's Teen Dream Queen

With Love, Zoe

[liberalsarecool]

Don Jr is a piece of shit. Definitely a Trump.

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

Y’know the last time we decided we didn’t like a dictatorship, we got rid of it.

Just sayin’.

[liquidstar]

imagine you knew a dude and you were pretty chill with him, maybe you were friends but youre not really sure, but one day he just starts attacking you and gets taken away by the cops and you never see him again. a few months later you go to a play with your new group of friends and you find out via the play he died. thats how zuko felt watching jet die in the ember island players episode

[liquidstar]

zuko watching stage jet play around in some trees with the original trio: oh cool I didn’t know you guys knew jet. i met him once on a trip to ba sing se, we stole some food, got into the city, had a fight, and he was hauled off by the dai li and i havent seen him since lol

zuko watching stage jet get brainwashed and die: WHAT THE FUCK

[shencomix]

I’m mature now.

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[xero0-deactivated20230118]

lmfao

[zamisriza-the-resurrection]

If it impresses your target then it doesn’t matter what scholars/teacher think

[the-bluespirit]

[denpasei]

they are their own romcom

[whichwayisthebeach-seabass]

‘what made you decide to have the film in korean’ she asks the korean director who lives in korea and speaks korean and hired a korean cast to play korean characters to make social criticism about class in korea

[whichwayisthebeach-seabass]

some of y’all really don’t get it. at the end of the day, bong joon ho is a korean director/writer/producer, it was racist for her to ask him why he chose to make this film in korean, regardless of him having made 2 english films in his career, when she didn’t ask any of the other directors why they chose to make their films in english.

[vadime]

[fvckupss]

a school in Russian prison

[teaboot]

It’s nice they let her keep teaching

[lesbianshepard]

[catchymemes]

[best-of-memes]

[leadthefuckingway-deactivated20]

Colin Mochrie is the undisputable fucking king of Improv

[sweaterkittensahoy]

The newscaster puns are a whole different level.

[dorindameddler]

Does anyone remember when the posts were like “if you’re in your twenties you shouldn’t be on Tumblr” but now that everyone who was making those posts is in their twenties they’ve changed to “if you’re over 30 you shouldn’t be on tumblr”

[commandershepardvasfuckit]

No one should be on this site and yet here we all are

[magicalgirlpropaganda]

The whole self love thing is good and all but some people can’t fathom being loved. They can’t imagine there being anything good about them. So they can’t simply just stop doing unhealthy things, there’s a process.

[sandersstudies]

Before self love you have to invoke self tolerance and self neutrality.

[sandersstudies]

If you can’t say “I love my body!” say “my body gets me from place to place.”

If you can’t say “I’m beautiful,” begin by shutting down the “I’m ugly” thoughts and saying “I’m a person.”

If you can’t say “I’m valuable” begun by shutting down the “I’m worthless” thoughts and say “all people deserve basic respect, and I’m a person.”

If you can’t say “I’m important,” or “I’m kind” say “I am the one who waters my plant every week” or “I am the one who tips the kind barista down the street” or “I am the one who makes sure my dog does not eat plastic” or “I am the one who leaves long comments on people’s fan fictions.”

[epiphanies]

It’s not easy being my color in this industry, it’s really not, and these conversations are really hard. I don’t talk about a lot of this stuff.

Tan France on being a gay Muslim

[dresswellactbad]

Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already.

[moonbrains]

this.. is so hard… to keep in mind…

[finding-a-way-to-run-away]

Parent: yells at and threatens child over a mistake

Child: doesnt want to spend time with them afterwards

Parent:

[tasmanianstripes]

Parent:*yells at and threatens child over a mistake*

Child:*doesn’t want to admit their mistakes and starts keeping secrets from their parent*

Parent:

[this-account-is-a-mistake]

parent: *yells at and threatens child over them self-harming*

child: *doesn’t talk to parents about their issues and feels worse*

parent:

[chibi-blue-scapula]

Parent: *attributes all their child’s achievements to god and all the mistakes to the child*

Child: *actively avoids academic achievement and becomes an atheist*

Parent:

[thou-creature-of-the-deep]

THAT LAST ONE IS WHY I STOPPED ATTENDING CHURCH AFTER I STARTED THERAPY.

[bri-lin-biscuit]

Parent: *uses personal info,told to them in confidence as ammo to make child feel bad*

Child: *never tells the parents about how they feel or their personal insecurities*

Parent:

[therapist-anon-deactivated20220]

[wolfsteax]

wow this tea is exceptionally tasty tonight thank you

[patrik-star]

just look at that concentration 

[coffee-comedy-cakes]

I really want to know what it was like in the writers room for this show because honestly who comes up with this

[vanragrag]

the princess diaries was anne hathaway’s first movie and like can you imagine being in her place and just casually being told oh btw julie andrews is your co-star no pressure welcome to hollywood

[amyraudenfeldsdonutshirt]

I imagine it would feel something like this 

[a-lil-strawberry]

that’s the plot of the movie