Just Some Random Shit

[jvhdb]

Pee your pants fish boy

this was a harrowing ask to read while eating sardines in only my underwear

[thememedaddy]

[teal-morphsuit-guy-offical]

hey riley what the fuck does this mean

[aroace-ryland-grace]

mr krabs at the chernobyl nuclear reactor

[hobbular]

Friend of mine was submitting a job application and discovered that they REQUIRED a photo:

We’re trying to decide which of these is a better option:

or

[nowlander]

[hauntedhugs]

Okay here is the Prohibited Employment Policies/Practices list of the EEOC:

Prohibited Practices

And here are a couple of articles in what Trump has been up to. It just feels relevant to the post.

The Trump Transformation – Major Shifts in EEOC and Employment Law

His most rapid actions focused on three areas: the leadership and thus focus of the EEOC, DEI policies and initiatives, and the rights of LG

Trump administration directs all federal diversity, equity and inclusion staff be put on leave

Trump has called the diversity and inclusion programs “discrimination” and insisted on restoring strictly “merit-based” hiring.

[gunsandfireandshit]

PLEASE READ THIS ARTICLE

[gothcostco]

From another article i read today 😭

[hustlerose]

alt link

[rincewindthecheese]

he wasn’t even there to be a contestant he joined the crew as a CHINESE TEACHER but the directors noticed his good looks and begged him to compete. poor guy made it to the finals and if he had been one of the winners he would have been contractually forced to be in a boy band whether he wanted to or not

[lastvalyrian]

this is the closest any human being has ever come to actually being sold to One Direction

[hitokouji]

[pmamtraveller]

Theseus in the Minotaur's labyrinth, by Edward Burne-Jones, 1861.

[ovid]

actually, that sex scene is load-bearing

[bulkhummus]

Wait is jerking it to fanfic like? Widely accepted?

critically acclaimed even

[lakevida]

boy are you a werthers original cause i could suck you for about three minutes

[subcultureblues]

but after that im chewing on it

[fishing-princess]

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

[klaasje]

really good text from my sister in law

[lakevida]

it doesnt make sense that a penis would get bigger if yoiu jerk it off youre literally compressing it. go crumple a can rn and tell me its bigger im not buying this narrative

[pinene]

Okay So .. This is What Casual Misandry Looks Like Everybody

[lakevida]

im trying to go pro if anyone has any tips

[depsidase]

[menelaiad]

just cried so hard at this that i actually nearly threw up

[ycoil]

still thinking about that time i was at the airport and the spinny machine tagged my cock with a hitbox & i walked right up to the tsa guy with drunk conviction and before he could say anything i was like "ready to touch my penis boy?" and he got so defensive and scared but either way he still had to get down on his knees in front of me to— oh god and the nervous gulp he exhibited

[spiderfuckersworld]

he was HORNY

[ycoil]

he was not, i was sexually harassing him bad

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[potatocrisp]

Gettin the good ads again