I'm The Hero!

[smashing-yng-man]

Clerks. (1994)

[im-the-hero]

Got a notification on Facebook for a bunch of birthdays during the 4th of July.

I should have known. 💕

[owlcitytweets]

[supergameboytwo]

[dannegoma]

POP VINYL JACKSFILMS!

© D.Richardson 2016

Funko Petition

[natepat]

What's the stupidest thing Nate or Matt has ever said or done? Like in general. Does it out stupid the other?

The stupidest things Matt’s ever done:

-”Nate.” (”HEY!”)

-Spent 3 days with no sleep, and was raving about the Cupcake in FNaF. This was for a Cuphead theory.

The stupidest things Nate’s ever done:

-Fall asleep on his guitar, snuggling it, and then being half awake and smothering it with kisses as if it were his boyfriend. Matt has the whole thing on film somewhere.

-Accidentally calling Matt his husband

-Accidentally calling Matt his wife

(He’s wife material. What can I say)

Overall they’re just two dumbasses dumbassing.

[im-the-hero]

🤦🏼

[skarchomp]

i don’t remember making this

[rave-lord-nito]

Only logical addition

[caydebug]

[thejakelikesonions]

The adventures of Goth Duck

[burgers-and-fries-nation-deacti]

friendly reminder that alfred can do this:

[amvs]

does this mean all the nations have superhuman reflexes or?????

[nani-le-fox]

he can also lift a car

[caesarwolfman]

He doesn’t call himself the hero for nothing

[wishipping]

he flung around a buffalo when he was a child

[shedrak1221]

He can eat englands food

[leonardodivavinci]

The last one tho

[blinding-comet]

Tumblr dot com on December 17th, 2018

[lennythereviewer]

At least Alex is here for us

[rawrdotzip]

Me: p-please I just want fingerless gloves

Hot topic: oh? You want bendy?? You want some fucking ink machines??? You want bendy?? You fu

[xxleaf3on-luci3nxx]

Me: hey i want some mcr merch pleas-

Hot Topic: dID YOU SAY YOU WANT PICKLE RICK WE GOT PICKLE RICK

[pastel-scene-and-ego]

Me, sobbing: p-please,,,, I just want a rainbow beaded belt,,,, please,,,,

Hot topic: YOU WANNA FUCKING

F U N K O P O P,

BITCH?!

[rawrdotzip]

I’m fucking crying why am I just seeing this now

[jerico3193]

[frizz01percy]

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

[xan-thos-blog]

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

[mortis01]

Reblog pls

[maeve-curry-writes]

How about teach the kids about…

PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY

instead?

[thefrozennhorizon-deactivated20]

Me when I see ankles on tumblr after December 17th

[zabadi]

i guess we’re all going back to wattpad

[im-the-hero]

Me, lately.

[phony-time-traveler-deactivated]

Icarly was fucking terrifying

Sam knocked out a female heavy weight wrestler in one move, after directly asking her “Hey I’m pissed wanna throw down” and getting consent. She was 100% prepared for combat at that moment.

Freddy Hacked into a military computer, made a youtube video that could permanently damage your eyes, and also turned a toy gun into a functional laser gun.

Spencer had the gift of pyrokinesis which went off at random and this was treated as only a medium inconvenience.

Carly was able to manipulate all 3 of these people, one of them being her legal guardian. Sam and Freddy were said to be able to argue indefinitely, Sam even getting into a fight with her mom for so long the therapist who forced them into conversation nearly went insane.

Yet Carly could just say “Hey guys shut up” and they would stop talking right away.

[thenixkat]

Didn’t they have a rival who was pretty much just a straight up supervillain?

[seijass]

going to the store to buy some milk

[seijass]

returning home after buying some milk

[seijass]

drank some milk

[datshortskirt-longjacket]

Don’t like that