Max Greenfield as Schmidt in New Girl (2011—2018)
[ID: Collection of gifs from the show New Girl. All of them feature Schmidt.
1: Season 2 Episode 16, Table 34. Schmidt stands in front of Cece wearing a red bejewelled pagri. He says, "I'm a squirrel. You're my nut. Winter's coming. I'm gonna store you in my cheek, girl.
2: Season 4 Episode 1, The Last Wedding. Wearing a light gray suit with a dark tie, Schmidt stands in front of Jess and says, "It makes me angry and scared all at the same time. Just like when I hear the phrase, Academy Award winner Anna Paquin.
3: Season 3 Episode 22, Dance. Schmidt and Cece are at the bar. He says, "Earning a respectable wage, wearing a proper hanging pair of slacks, ordering sushi like a sick-ass boss. These things a man maketh.
4: Season 2 Episode 22, Bachelorette Party. Schmidt in a black tank top with gray trim. He says, "I'm dressed for my Booty Burn Boot Camp class. I know what you're thinking. It's not because I need it. I got to inspire the others."
5: Season 3 Episode 23, Cruse. Winston, Coach, Schmidt and Cece sit on the couch (in that order). Both Coach and Winston have their hands clasped in front of them. Winston is leaning forward. Schmidt gestures outwards and behind him as he says, "A cruise? If I wanted to watch a heavy-set guy in sandals eating with his hands, I would've just posted up and watched Nick in the kitchen."
6: Season 3 Episode 20, Mars Landing: Standing frustrated in front of Coach, Schmidt says, "Once again, Schmidt has found himself in a position where he is infuriated!"
7: Season 4, Episode 3, Julie Beckman's Older Sister. Schmidt, in a black suit, gestures loosely with the beer bottle in his hand. He says, "Without ash to rise from, the phoenix would just be a bird getting up. I am a phoenix, and I will rise."
8: Season 4, Episode 19, The Right Thing. Schmidt sits next to Coach on the couch. Excitedly he says to Nick, who is off-screen, "Surprise, Nick? I'm telling you right now, if it is a boat, I'm gonna be so psyched! I literally just got new boat shoes.
9: Season 6, Episode 19, Socalyalcon VI: In front of Nick, Schmidt says, "Nick, listen to me. If you ever, ever need a blazer, I don't care how late it is, 'til the day I die, you wake me up."
10: Season 7, Episode 6, Mario. To a blonde person facing away from the screen, Schmidt says, "Help yourself to anything. Within reason. You may think to yourself, "Oh, they have a lot of expensive cheeses. They won't notice." We will notice."
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