“Sometimes I get the feeling the only way we could achieve a STAR TREK segment on budget would be to have 60 minutes of Mister Spock playing a kazoo solo as Captain Kirk holds him in his arms while standing in a telephone booth.”
— Robert Justman, Producer of Star Trek: TOS, quoted in These Are the Voyages, TOS Season One
then why didn’t you do it, cowards
I’m trying to reblog this but every time I look at it I start wheezing again and im literally lightheaded from laughing im about to pass out from a tumblr post about kazoo themed spirk oh my god















