Rad Mermaid.

c o n f u s e d human

[twoguysonebeartrap]

me at work: im evil

1 second after i clock out: not evil anymore i want to be loved now

next day at work: evil again

[pdlcomics]

seem tired

[armorabs]

we know plankton and krabs have been playing poker together for 15 years

we also know this episode aired before the episode where pearl turned 16

while the non-continuity & non-chronological order of the series means that assuming that pearl was 15 in welcome to the chum bucket is a fool’s gamble - it’s reasonable enough that if there is an episode about her turning 16, her character was likely conceptualized as being 15 years old prior to that point. but either she was 15 or she was 16 in welcome to the chum bucket … and either way, that’s about as long as pearl’s been alive.

we also know that pearl is krabs’ biological daughter … through a combination of facts … and were given reason to believe that something happened to the mother of his child shortly after pearl’s birth that made him depressed. she’s not around anymore and no longer apart of their lives in any way shape or form.

we also know plankton and krabs were childhood best friends, going on to have an on-again-off-again friendship for years prior to spongebob getting a job at the krusty krab … and the two are shown to occasionally have moments where they truly, genuinely care about each other deep down, despite the rivalry …

conclusion: plankton might have started playing poker with krabs to cheer him up after the death of his wife

[getetteroo]

oh thank god i thought you were going to say plankton was pearls mom

[eyelessmp3]

ehehhehehehehehehehhee

[zoaime]

Kang Younghyun

[karasu13]

Going to spend the next hour staring at his legs 🥵

[jaehyungs]

only one thing can tear them apart

[jaehyungs]

a very important question

[niveousuniverse]

Young K getting so excited that he starts slapping and touching the arm of the person sitting next to him

[yummyinmytumbly]

Beach Paradise and Starry Galaxy from Porcelain Cafe

[ripe]

[asomdpoakdoakd-deactivated20180]

why would i fuck a demon? simple, the status. imagine rolling up into hell already havin had ur back blown out by one of their own. imagine you and a gang of other losers standin at the gates of hell, they’re all crying, scared to death about having a pitchfork up their ass for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon? legendary.

[l0v3-r3v9]

this post spoke to me on levels many of you will never understand

[ihavegaysex42069]

"my child is fine" you sold her to one direction

[valtsv]

“that’s sounds like a you problem” is literally one of the funniest ways to respond to criticism

[parakeet]

school is weird cus its such a big part of ur life nad then suddenly it is not. its like. ten+ years with roughly the same people and then one day its like ok. see you guys never i guess. and then you never see each other again except for bumping into one of the three people who stayed in your town at the super market every few years and realizing you’ve already completely forgotten the names of all your classmates even though ‘it wasnt that long ago’ but it kind of was that long ago. anyways. see you never i guess

[000044-deactivated20220702]

do i wanna be your friend?? yes. will i message you?? no

[queerfarmgremlin]

He missed his mom so he tried to jump up on the desk to cuddle with her

[cowards-sorcery]

BABY

[rabbivole]

this was a rollercoaster

[petermorwood]

I was waiting for a jump that caught the towel and dragged Mum off her Perch of Not Noticing Things.