wtf?????

i probably hate you and i literally give no fucks about anything anymore lol fuckin' fabulous

[marzipanandminutiae]

high-waisted pants and skirts are just things that sit at most people’s natural waists and we’ve been somehow conned into believing that’s “high” send tweet

[dreaming-jaybird]

We are just recovering from the 90s

[dailytwitterposts]

[cutepetsuwu]

I guess this is her chair now

[studentlifeproblems]

[nisaexploresadhd]

adapting is weird with ADHD

My phone is so old it still has a removable back and battery, I lean to physical books, dvds and games not because i hate tech but its just what im used to. I dont like change where i dont need it

but on the other side of that they shut off my water 2 weeks ago to fix another apartment and when they turned it back on my kitchen sink doesnt work. so i just started using my bathroom sink and tub to get water and do dishes without a single thought. ( instead of i dunno telling the supers my waters wack)

its like if different is thrust upon me i just kinda adapt quickly and move on without considering other options but if i dont have to change anything ill stubbornly cling to the old and familiar

[adhbabey]

THIS IS AN ADHD THING???

Ive kept to shit F O R Y E A R S until they break!!!

I like to keep the same icon, do the same thing, keep the same aesthetic because it’s comfy and familiar.

I fucking cry if my 100s of tabs are deleted!

God makes so much sense.

[studentlifeproblems]

[jesaispasmaiscetrucesttriste]

[100493503004422]

me: [vibrating slightly because I had too much caffeine] everything in the world is my fault

[tiktoks-we-like]

[midnightcrossing]

[getofftheinternerd]

[worstgrrrl-deactivated20130128]

ladies can i get a hell yeah

[pricklylegs-deactivated20250727]

[vampire-crimson]

what the actual fuck

[pidge-gunson-deactivated2018010]

Men don’t know women can pee

[eatyourfacecat-deactivated20250]

ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body

[garbashians-deactivated20171116]

i haven’t peed in 16 days… my pee keeps running into the minotaur in the labyrinth that is my Womanly Excretory System

[dxmedstudent]

This is even funnier given that the main reason womèn are more prone to UTIs than men is because they have a shorter urinary tract.

And older men are more likely to have difficulties starting to pee, because prostate enlargement is common and can affect urination.

[12345qwerti]

interviewer: describe yourself in 4 words me: automatic, supersonic, hypnotic, funky-fresh interviewer: hired

[somecunttookmyurl]

Listen my dudes Ancient Egypt existed for a really fuckass long time. Literally just Pharaonic civilization lasted 3,000 years. That’s not even including predynastic civilization and Roman rule. If you lump that in you’re looking at more like… 5,000 years. Like. If you want a comparison of how long that is: THE YEAR IS CURRENTLY 2018. TWO THOUSAND. TWO-THIRDS OF ANCIENT EGYPTIAN PHARAONIC CIVILIZATION HAVE HAPPENED SINCE THE ‘BIRTH OF JESUS CHRIST’ We comparatively just entered the Third Intermediate Period. The Greeks will not take over for another 700~ years. Cleopatra will not be born until the year 2931.

It’s a really long time guys.

[somecunttookmyurl]

Anyway look. Listen. I sat my ass down and wrote out a timeline of “when shit happened if you started at 1AD” because I know backwards numbers are hard to process but here’s an abridged version. If the first Egyptian Pharaoh came to power in 1AD then…

300: step pyramid built 450: Great Pyramid at Giza built 815: Pepi II dies and civil war breaks out 950: Egypt re-unified 1350: Middle Kingdom ends 1450: New Kingdom begins 1520: Hatshepsut is on the throne 1650: Ahkenaten switches to monotheistic religion and builds a new city 1680: Tutankhamun dies 1720: Ramesses II ‘the great’ ascends to the throne 1740: World’s first peace treaty signed 1790: Ramesses II dies leaving way too many children 1920: Egypt breaks into 2 states again And now we get to ~~~~the future~~~~. If we started at 1AD all of this stuff hasn’t happened yet 2050: Briefly re-united as a single state 2180: Civil war 2250: Nubian kings take over 2335: Assyrian conquest 2665: Alexander the Great conquers Egypt 2930: Cleopatra VII born 2970: Cleopatra VII dies. Egypt falls to Rome. Fin.

And that’s just starting with the Pharaohs. If you wanted to start with Predynastic Egypt, you can go ahead and ADD ONE THOUSAND YEARS to all of those dates

[somecunttookmyurl]

I hate that this is still getting notes but that it’s getting notes *without the timeline addition* like c’mon, man. I had to do MATHS for this. I DID MATHS FOR YOU PEOPLE AND ALL I GOT WAS A BUNCH OF RACISTS

[juneelite]

Why y’all let me learn this 😂😂

[taylorfart-deactivated20241002]

Everything about this is perfect. From the head bob, to the baby scream, to Electric Zoo from spongebob

[somarkcastle-deactivated2022122]

Modern icon

[ravensloane]

ROARING 20s AGAIN Y’ALL KNOW WHAT THT MEANS

[perfuckedtion]

Today I’m wearing a lovely shade of I slept like shit so don’t piss me off

[babyanimalposts]

[ohcorny]

don’t you ever speak to me or my sons again