✖ Like a Boss

✭ Don't miss the moon for staring at stars. ▬ Shameless, SPN, Hannibal, Marvel, Fall Out Boy, Homestuck . . . ☢ But even if the stars and moon collide, I never want you back into my life

[inacatastrophicmind]

[macaronijail06]

An Allegory

[sarkopterygia]

Beforeby *Nymre

[blvvdyindustries]

WHO TOLD YOU THAT THIS WAS OKAY

[sunlightmoonlightstarlight]

Isn’t this rather out of character?

[fireroyals]

No. No it’s not. Because of this:

Do you see that?^

Because the rivalry wasn’t always there. 

Because she was little once. 

Because there was a time when she wasn’t a strategic genius and a firebending prodigy. 

Because he didn’t always have to live under her shadow just ‘cause their scumbag of a father said so. 

Because once they were just kids.

So no, dear, it’s not out of character. Not at all.

[threehoursfromtroy]

This is why I always, always appreciate how their final agni kai was framed. It wasn’t a big hero moment for Zuko, it wasn’t an action spectacular. It was a tragedy. The sins of the parents–and Ursa is not blameless in this–played out in their children. So much damage done. In another time, with a different upbringing, they could’ve been like Sokka and Katara. Instead? Instead…

[catnoirz]

I saw this and was weak. I reblog.

[vivalski]

Saw this crocs trend on Tik Tok and…

[jaubaius]

Sandra the Orangutan started washing her hands after observing her caretakers doing it.

[gluten-free-pussy]

She’s doing her part to flatten the curve. A queen

[iglovequotes]

http://iglovequotes.net/

[kylesquips]

That dril tweet thats like “I sucked my own dick and got poisoned” is really funny to me because thats a thing that actually happened to me lmao

[rotpuppy]

what happened kyle

[kylesquips]

I typed out a whole long thing but im scared that this information is too much for anyone to handle

[kylesquips]

I will tell all of you the story after I take a nap cause I gotta be somewhere soon and havent slept yet

[kylesquips]

Alright fuck it . So Id say basically anyone with a dick has tried to suck their own dick at least once in their life. Some time ago I found out that I was one of the few people on this planet that actually can. So one night a long time ago I was cranking my hog, and I was using this vaseline brand lotion and eventually I got bored of that and decided I wanted to up the ante and suck my own dick. So after wiping off some of the excess lotion on my hands, I put my dick in my mouth and realize that it tastes a little weird, probably from some of the lotion on my dick but I didnt really pay it any mind because it didnt taste bad really and I figured that since most of the lotion already got absorbed into my dick skin that I probably was gonna be fine. Oh how wrong I was. Not too long after I finish, I get very hot, my vision goes blurry and my heart rate shoots through the god damn roof. Everything in my body just felt very very wrong. So In the middle of the night, I told my mom I was sick (omitting the fact that it was from accidentally eating lotion that I had sucked off my own dick) and she for some reason focused on my heart rate being fucked up and very rapid. I ended up seeing a heart specialist who made me wear a heart monitor for a month so they could monitor any irregularities and all the while I just knew that it was from the fucking lotion I ate and I just could never ever tell anyone, not the fucking doctor and especially not my mom what really happened. That I got poisoned from sucking my own dick

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

that’s camphor poisoning kids, and that’s why u don’t use vaseline for lubricant :^y (same thing happens if it gets inside your non-mouth holes)

[gluten-free-pussy]

This was both wild and informative

[hazeldomain]

I did not expect to learn this information from scotch™ brand tape

[netverk]

[atroxchobatsu]

[innerwreck]

[berniesanderssaggyleftnut-deact]

[melisica]

[stabilised]

aesthetic blog

[lascosasmashermosas]

Estar en la misma casa, cocinar, bañarnos, reírnos, pelearnos, comernos, acariciarnos, besarnos, odiarnos, amarnos sin que nadie se tenga que enterar, ni tu mamá ni tu papa ni tus amigos ni los míos. Solos tú y yo viviendo nuestros sueños juntos. Sé que ese día llegará.

[energia-provisional-deactivated]

:( ahora ya no lo espero pero tengo una pizca de esperanza.

[mellowgf]

having feelings for someone who time n time again makes u question whether they give a shit about u at all is probably one of the worst things ever

[positivedoodles]

[crazybatgirl1234-deactivated201]

It will always be too soon Jason.

[ssalgehtpatuoytnod]

“We got all the way turnt up”

[therelatablepost]

[intensetexts]

cute relatable blog! =]