How The Fuck Am I Supposed To Know?

Rebekah - she/they -

[the-quasar-hero]

Honestly I miss the energy Tumblr had when the first Pacfic Rim movie came out. Everybody was talking about who they were drift compatible with and that was like a huge compliment. Ppl were drawing Kaijus, and Jaegers, naming ‘em. It was a better time

[mezzodical]

[drtanner]

The image won’t load but god I hope it’s Robopope, The Robot Pope.

[steelycunt]

is there anything more humiliating than filling in the 'preferred salary' bit of a job application. grubby victorian workhouse child cap in hand oh guvnah ill work for anyfink! oh if youd be so kind, just a tuppence for me troubles sir, honest only a tuppence!

[dykebarbie]

this post has been sitting in my drafts for TWO YEARS bc i kept adding to it but she’s finally done. here’s what i think tumblr would look like in star trek aos

💫 the-t-is-for-tits-out

↻ whatsupdoc

🖖 mistrspock

This chocolate is, as you humans would say, “weak as shit”.

🖖 mistrspock

i alway s wanted to fuck him

#HELP?

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❣️ uhura-is-my-last-name

↻ the-t-is-for-tits-out

🩻 whatsupdoc

Are these gay bitches seriously playing chess in their heads again. Right there on the bridge in front of god and everyone.

🩻 whatsupdoc

If I have to hear, “Your move Mr. Spock ;),” one more time I’m going to kill myself

💫 the-t-is-for-tits-out

DELETE THIS

#no because let’s talk about it.

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↻ the-t-is-for-tits-out

⚙️ montgomery-thotty

the inherent eroticism of the machine // u.s.s enterprise moodboard

requested by anon

#I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me # <- prev #???

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🇷🇺 navi-gay-tor

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😎 Anonymous asked:

hi!! for the requests, can you do kirk x fem! reader?

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❣️ uhura-is-my-last-name

sure thing! 🥰

Dating James T. Kirk headcanons (James T. Kirk x fem! reader)

He leaves you for Spock

#this queue was invented in russia

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↻ navi-gay-tor

💚 gay-la

scary things happening on this mission rn

🇷🇺 navi-gay-tor

nothing compared to my job on the enterprise.

💚 gay-la

im sorry for minimizing your struggle

🇷🇺 navi-gay-tor

it's ok we all have to learn and grow in life

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💫 the-t-is-for-tits-out

Whoever set my evil clone up with a tumblr you’re not funny

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😈 evil-kirk

I hate space ‼️

#My Sick Twisted Mind… #Haha Yesss #Evil #Evil Core #Captain Kirk Anti #Jim Kirk Anti

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⚙️ montgomery-thotty

↻ gay-la

❤️ daily-redshirt-affirmations

･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: 𝚁𝚎𝚍𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚛𝚝 𝙰𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 #𝟻𝟼𝟹 :･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ

<- 𝑷𝒓𝒆𝒗 | 𝑵𝒆𝒙𝒕 ->

✧ 𝑴𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝑹𝒆𝒄𝒆𝒏𝒕 ✧

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just set up a tumblr for Kirk’s evil clone this is gonna be so funny

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[millenianthemums]

listening to fleetwood mac is like. i don’t know this song but let’s give it a shot. oh wait i do know this song. i’ve heard it a million times and always liked it, i just didn’t know the name. on some level i kind of assumed that song was just an ambient part of the world the way the sound of the wind or birdsong in the trees was but apparently it’s by fleetwood mac. neat.

[qcharlie]

i think being able to identify and deconstruct an irrational feeling should make it go away. i literally solved your riddle puzzle master can u let me OUT the damn TORTURE LABYRINTH

[gaytanic-panic]

[64mpg]

what do you mean my childhood affected me

[64mpg]

i have terrible news

[cbartonscoffee]

Love how this episode feels like a love letter to nurses. How in the amidst of a series whose overall mission is to recognize and uplift healthcare workers they found the space to shine a light in this particular community who takes the short end of the stick more often than not.

Every nurse got it's moment, a scene to show a different side of the profession and the job they do that doctors don't. Be that Princess supporting that kid's sister when Javadi messes up, Dana and Emma taking care of Louie while everyone else tries to keep moving, Kim knowing exactly what Whitaker will need without him saying his orders or Donnie knowing how to best suture that guy's wound.

And it's also how they all support each other. It's how people keep calling out Donnie's diet or how Princess checks up on Perlah and offers her support. It's in all the little conversations they have between them, their own network running parallel to the doctors'.

I just think it was an amazing thing to show, and an incredible choice to use this episode in particular, given that Louie's death means it'll stay with us.

[weird-goodbyes]

please lord, take all of Perlah’s pain and discomfort and give it to Ogilvie. please lord, take all of Princess’s pain and discomfort and give it to Ogilvie. please lord, take all of Dana’s pain and discomfort and give it to Ogilvie. please lord, take all of Donnie’s pain and discomfort and give it to Ogilvie. please lord, take all of Emma’s pain and discomfort and give it to Ogilvie.

[thememedaddy]

[lowkeloki]

[boybeetles]

Someone in Glasgow please go see this for me pls. I will be there in spirit 🙏

[tinyglowingsharks]

Brief report from the flute accompaniment:

It went well! At least 100 people attended, families dogs a solid portion of Glasgow's trans community. There was a really lovely atmosphere, nice weather and a very cheerful celebratory vibe.

After short speeches from the ballhaver and the large dyke (my wife), the ballhaver was given a chupa chup and blindfolded (execution style). The balls were then duly kicked; it made a surprisingly loud dull thumping sound. She fell to the ground to loud cheers and there was a moment of silence while Taps played on the flute. The large dyke wore solovair urban hikers.

[butch-bear-arcadia]

Account from the Large Dyke.

Arrived early to find the crowd already gathering, so the kick got off to a prompt start. Following some introductions from everybody and some cheery folk music from our flautist (my wife!) we got on with the kick.

I think we got good contact, the top of my boot making a good solid noise on impact. Very good atmosphere all round, people stayed to chat for a while. Were it not January it would have been an excellent opportunity for a picnic.

10/10 queer event, would happily kick anybody in the balls in the name of community.

[noisepuppy]

Account from the ball haver

7am: the pressure is getting to me; I wake up and drink half a bottle of diet iron bru from my bedside table; roll out of bed, and psych myself up in the mirror - "you can do this my little pogchamp" I say to myself over and over until I decend into a stupor.

8am: I play an hour of Okami on steam to replenish my chi levels

9am: I look at my balls for a while

10am: I spend 20 or so minutes trying to decide what to wear before realising it's the subartic in midwinter and I'm going to have to dress for -2C° regardless of what I choose and opt of my trusty black Schott thermal padded winter flight jacket and a pair of loose, warm Uniqlo trousers to give my testicles room to breathe.

11am: crashing out, texting my friends to arange a substitute kickee, an understudy, anybody so I can just become one with the crowd and not go through with it

12am: the homies have arrived, I'm drinking redbush tea in a small cafe by the park; god is in his heaven and all is right with the world

12.15: "you must be here to watch me get kicked in the balls?"

12.40: a circle emerges, from within the circle a palpable energy focuses like a lens down unto me and I feel like I'm gonna pee my pants a little

12.50: cheers begin, several complete families with dogs arrive - more friends appear and assort themselves into a gathering of 'real heads' ready to watch my groin be dessicated by the firm lace of a women for woman woman with a foot loosed through the gates of war as Augustus saw fit the dispatch and return of his troops from far corners through the blessings of Janus.

12.55: I think I left the stove on

1pm: Short introductions are made, grace is shown, beautiful flute music accompanies the gathering

1.03pm: what is left of my dignity disappears up my inguinal canal; I fall to the ground and languish a moment. I can feel it more in my lower chest than I can in my groin but the humour and adrenaline lift me and I'm laughing on my feet again soon. I kneel for the last post.

[cherry-dc]

[x23innocencelost]

Every three months a new person remembers that in NJ it's illegal to pump your own gas and therefor posit that gas station employees in Gotham must therefore pump the Batmobile's gas. While this is of course a humorous image I implore everyone to remember that nothing Batman does is legal.

[konan-supernova]

[ezzuhme]

late night doodle

[bloodyhandprint]

i love when sam and dean reminisce about a childhood story and then dean drops something casually heartbreaking like "man, i drove you to the ER on my handlebars" because john was [???] and then he takes a swig of his beer. babes that's teevee

[valdelion]

"he was a great dad!" and it's a story about Dean being so starved for love that he snuck out to a club where he had no idea how to handle a bunch of adults giving attention to an underage teen and he got roofied