Yee-Haw

im gonna tear g*d apart with my bare hands; for fun!

[lal-wine]

them shaking hands after becoming gfs 🤣🤣🤣

BONUS:

[horreurscopes]

starting a collection for my anthropology class can you guys send me more posts like these

[horreurscopes]

[puppydog-pyrolosis]

Here's a few I have

[theatsthetic]

female-presenting vitruvian

[theatsthetic]

i appreciate the amount of people reblogging this despite me not really tagging this at all. im glad many of people feel the same anger i do.

[gumy-shark]

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

[fairycosmos]

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

[beansfrombeans]

[daughter-of-sapph0]

Pro Tip: Dumplings can prevent the negative status condition Passive Suicidality

[tunabuna]

Tomodachi life x Truman show or something of the sort

Part 2

[tunabuna]

TOMODACHI LIFE ESCAPING THE DREAM PART 2

(part 1)

[louisegluckpdf]

wednesday night….the thinking man’s friday

[nongunktional]

i really hate the way the "boobs vs butt" thing got broken down into this implicit idea that butt is the nobler stance. it's really stupid. personally im a woman guy. [realizes how that sounds] [purses my lips in thought] [nods confidently] im a woman guy

[corneliushickey]

woe, pensive trans pride crochet blanket carmela soprano be upon ye

[steveyockey]

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

[b0nkcreat]

i'm your only friend (realizes that's statistically unlikely) i'm not your only friend (considers my positive qualities) but i'm a little glowing friend (suddenly gets cold feet) but really i'm not actually your friend (remembers to be confident in relationships) but i am

[butchorder]

Butch & Butch Bait, Manchester, 2026

[flagellant]

Hey guys I made a pride flag for when your gender is nobody else's fucking business! Check it out!

[flagellant]

happy one year anniversary to this post getting marked as "potentially mature content" and then never leaving content review when i appealed. tumblr's own default loading graphic is considered by their own tos "potentially sexual" it seems.

@support you got any explanations for how this post got flagged? or why it never got reviewed? or what mature content might potentially be happening? believe me i am ALL ears

[flagellant]

it's 2026 and this post is officially no longer "potentially mature" and is just "mature". so: either tumblr's own default loading graphic is now confirmed to be explicitly sexual and pornographic

or the concept of a pride flag is considered to be inappropriate for 13 year olds.

happy pride 2026. here's a pride flag for when corporate interests of a site run by dogshit transphobes, handwringing pearlclutchers, and "powerless" "allies" tell you that pride and your gender is no one else's fucking business:

[wajb]

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

[hotgirlcastiel]

[ozempicofficial]