*Rolls The Hyperfixation Dice*

She/Her Californian 25 🇲🇽🇺🇸 All sorts of nonsensical borbloposting Nothing is sorted by tags we die like men

[ejgto]

[late-dawnz-early-sunsets]

what the fuck man you cant do that

[seashellronan]

guys i’m so sorry to say this but exercising and indulging in hobbies rather than scrolling on your phone for 200 hours actually does improve your mood and overall mental health, this has deeply upset me more than anyone

[polymathart]

HUGE W

[dumbpuppyfag]

UNGRATEFUL tech companies are saying things like "turn off your ad blocker" and "we need your photo id" instead of "thank you so much for not just pirating our shit, youre so handsome"

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[targetedknowledge]

[ohxxlapetitemort]

I both want to experience everything life has to offer and never leave my house ever again

[silayter]

STANLEY! DO SOMETHING!

[carnival-phantasm]

[estrogirlie]

cis coworker: hey can i ask you something personal

[pansyfemme]

my brain has subconciously decided that tiktok is “unhealthy” but tumblr is “healthy” which i dont think is entirely true but i kind of like the idea.

[butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway]

"Just because I'm right, doesn't mean I'm being helpful" is a vastly underrated thought process that I strongly encourage others to get comfortable with

[autistobrat]

I’m lying face down on the floor. Reblog to join.

[brucebocchi]

[rose-coloured-bi]

[amphibifish]

never do any sort of collaborative storytelling with your friends youll get addicted for life

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

I beg your sweet fucking pardon