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Naruto: Aquarius- Not only is this sign simply compatible with Naruto’s Libra status, the basic characteristics of an aquarian would draw naruto’s attention for sure! Aquarians are unique, creative, and independent individuals. Of course he needs someone to be affectionate with him and be his little hype man, but he needs someone to be able to not depend on him. While he loves to feel wanted, feeling needed might be overwhelming to him with the amount of responsibility he has in his adult life. He loves people that beat to their own drum and are free-spirited.
Sakura: Capricorn- She loves someone that not only is responsible and logical, but can talk their way out of something if they need to, walk away when they need to. Organized, business oriented. Capricorns can be very detatched emotionally, which would actually irk Sakura in some instances and frustrate her to no end, but she can’t help but be attracted to that personality trait at the same time. I think she has some sort of subconscious notion that she can draw a sensitive side out of them, and sees is as a challenge, which is not shocking considering she’s an Aries sun.
Sai: Pisces- He finds emotional people both fascinating as well as annoying sometimes, but fascinating nonetheless. Not only are pisces the type to communicate very emotion forward, they are very creative. He would love someone that loves art, much like he does. He also is drawn to the tenderness pisceans have. He’d find their generosity very admirable.
Ino: scorpio- Scorpios are very much the vampires of the zodiac. The bad boy/girl, mysterious. Scorpios, despite being a sensitive water sign, don’t give everything they have to someone, that someone has to earn it. Ino loves that. She loves flirts, she loves the chase, and she loves love games, which are Scorpios bread and butter. She’d also love the loyalty that scorpios not only exhibit, but desire. She’d love to be someone’s ride or die.
Shikamaru: Virgo- ah, someone like him-- Can’t be troublesome, right? He want’s someone on the same wavelength as him. Someone he can have great conversation with, but can also sit in comfortable silence with. While inspirational positive thinkers and dreamers are admirable, he’s much more attracted to someone practical, that searches for faults in things and how to fix them rather than see the world with rose colored glasses.
Choji: Taurus- Food and family is his life, and he’s super attracted to anyone that feels the same way. He likes someone that likes the finer things in life, that likes to indulge. Someone who knows how to treat themselves is often someone who knows how to treat the ones they love as well. Taureans are stubborn, but Choji loves when people are stubborn to a certain degree-- To him, it shows that they have passion.
Lee: Aries- He. loves. energy! Someone that likes to compete, someone with a fiery spirit and speaks their mind. A true Aries in their best form is not only very much themselves, but is 100% honest with themselves and others. He loves those with passion, people that don’t care about what others think of them. He needs someone that’s not going to beat around the bush with him. Although he can be sensitive, he wants to hear the truth more than anything.
Tenten: Libra- Someone charismatic, someone who sees both sides of situations, romantic, tactful. These are all musts for Tenten. She loves someone that can provide a different point of view. Though she can grow tired and drained from debating with others, she finds conversationalists extremely attractive.
Neji: Virgo- Loves the modesty that Virgos have. They’re practical, detail oriented, and most of all: reliable. Neji is very irked by flakes, and people who are all bark. He very much admires when someone says they’re going to do something and actually does it.
Kiba: Taurus- Taureans are down to earth, which Kiba is absolutely drawn to. He loves no-bullshit people, what bullshit is there with a taurus? If a taurus doesn’t like you, they wont talk to you, they’re aware of reality and don’t like to get caught up in drama. He’s very drawn to people that strive to achieve something when they really want it, as he’s the same way, but is able to relax as well.
Shino: Gemini- Say what you want about Geminis-- they’re interesting people. Very nuanced individuals, you could pick at a Gemini’s brain and just keep learning more and more about them and why they do the things they do. I think Shino would very much fall prey to the magnet that Geminis have about themselves. He loves someone he can talk to for hours and hours.
Hinata: Libra- Someone who is fair and just is a must, because to her, that means they’ll stick up for what they believe. She loves that in people. When someone can get shit done? Ugh, she loves that. Libras are known for their kindness as well, and what’s not for her to love about that?
- He fidgets a lot, has a very hard time staying still. He’s a serial leg tapper, pencil twirler. If he can, he tries to train whenever he can. He does calf raises when he brushes his teeth, does wall squats while he checks his phone in the morning
- Bites his fingernails. Not a great habit to have but I don’t think he really realizes he does it. He can’t have long nails while he trains anyway
- He always wants his s/o to eat just as much as him, if not more. Which, if you eat a normal amount of food, will be very fucking hard to do??? like lee??? not everyone burns enough energy to be able to eat 8,000 calories a day my dude??? he still insists though. He needs to know his partner is eating well
- If you guys are out shopping and he sees something he wants, he’s going to look at you with puppy eyes for approval, even if he’s the breadwinner of the two of you. He’ll literally wait until you smile and say something, or nod so he can take it
-If you’re not one to initiate, good luck with lee. You two could be dating for a full year and he’d still ask if he can hold your hand or kiss you.
Rock Lee nsfw headcanons:
- Loves missionary as well as cowgirl, but if you don’t think he’s gonna put in effort while you’re on top of him you’re wrong. He likes any position where he can see his partners face and chest
-Idk if i’ve said this before but he loves tits. I think even seeing his s/o in a bikini top would send him into a coma
- Please moan lots for Lee, he needs to know he’s doing a good job. even if you tell him after, and that you’re just not that loud, he’ll take it personally. He puts very high expectations on himself to please his s/o
- Same with if you’re not very sensitive. He’ll go to the worlds end to get you to cum, he’ll listen to whatever instructions you can give, he’ll get toys, anything he can do to help you feel as good as possible
-I think Lee’s instinct is to top, but he’s not very dominant in nature. I’d say he’s a service top/power bottom (and definitely would bottom for his s/o!!!)
I’m doing pretty well!! my uhuhhhhh mental health keeps grappling me which is so frustrating!! im on a good kick right now so I’m gonna really try to be more consistent with my music and my content on here..........
-First of all, Gai would never ask for a blowjob, or really even imply he wants one. Of course, he loves it, but he never expects it of his s/o at all. So, needless to say, if you took the reigns and just started doing it, he’d lose his mind
-Horrible stamina when he’s receiving oral, like he really just does not even try to last. Especially if you touched his balls in any way shape or form. He’s really sensitive. I’m talking like 2 minutes tops
-I think he’d need a few rounds of reassurance that this is what his partner wants before he actually lets you do it. I think he’d feel guilty if his partner was doing it because they felt pressured to. He wants them to really want to do it, and enjoy doing it as well
-That being said, be enthusiastic. Moan, have a good time. He likes really noisy partners in general, and the vibrations from your throat would enhance the experience even more
Lee
-LOVES messy blowjobs. The more spit the better. He’d hate it if you cried and saw your mascara running ( even if its just from your gag reflex) though. He’d also love messy hair, he’d run his fingers through it and think its cute, he’d comment on it afterward
-He’d love (and prefer) if his partner touches themselves while blowing him if he isn’t in the right position to do that to them himself. He’s the type of partner to want his s/o stimulated constantly, because he really loves knowing that they feel good
-Tries to be really gentle, but honestly, if things get intense or if he’s really close, he’s gonna tug on your hair, and maybe even face fuck you a little before he realizes what he’s doing and then try to collect himself
-always kisses you after a blowjob. He’s not a little bitch
Neji
-Doesn’t want anything near his balls or asshole at all. He’s a simple man in that regard, just stick to his shaft. He likes a lot of pressure, and has a thing for hands free blowjobs (he might even ask you to put your hands behind your back), he loves seeing his s/o’s cheeks hollow out because they’re sucking him so hard
-Eye contact, big time. This is a kink of him in all aspects of sex but in blowjobs he feels especially powerful. Unlike Lee, he loves seeing his s/o cry, bonus if their makeup runs
- Not super vocal, and his reactions aren’t very exaggerated. He’ll flinch a lot, hiss through his teeth, and grip your hair especially firm if you’re doing a good job
-Very impatient. Would absolutely hate (secretly love) if his partner tied his hands to the bed and teased him for what would feel like hours. He’ll try and speed things up otherwise if you try to tease
Hello angel!! sorry if this is a little anti climactic since you sent this in like ages ago!! no need to send in any money for your matchup (though that might be something I might do in the future for matchups, just so you guys know), I’m just glad i finally got the willpower to look at my ask box again!
I'm a 22 year old girl. I've got dark hair (it's been dyed black previously but it needs attention. Naturally it's a medium brown) and hazel eyes. Super pale, but hella easy to blush. I like to dress in goth fashion but don't have the energy much anymore. 5'5&1/2" tall. I like to crochet, cross stitch and read fanfic in my spare time. Used to write a lot but I've kinda lost my inspiration. My crochet projects are giant uchiha crest blankets, and next I plan on making an orange blanket with a leaf village symbol for naruto 😅 I usually wear t-shirts and leggings or yoga pants and in the comfort of my own house I can be found in no pants or underwear at all. Sometimes without a shirt too but idk I just hate bottoms for some reason? I like to use either vanilla/baked goods scented bath products or a tropical citrusy scent. I'm quick to catch an attitude when I feel slighted or mistreated and I'm VERY good at arguing. But I cry when I get mad. 😧 OR super happy. Strong emotions make me tear up. My family lost their home to a horrible house fire a few months ago (I was still living with my awful ex at the time as we had just broken up, blessings in disguise) so now seeing burned out buildings is a HUGE trigger for me. My dad is schizophrenic but I try to take care of him from a distance (he was abusive as a kid and I know it wasn't his fault but I'm trying to protect him and myself somehow). I'm a MAJOR intersectional feminist liberal. I like foods like pizza, tacos, enchiladas, and quesidillas and I can eat quite a bit. I'm pretty clumsy and easily embarrassed but I try to bury it with self-deprecating humor. I love puns so much and tell my customers corny jokes when they have bad days. I work as a cashier. I also offer hugs to strangers in my line who mention sad things like their pet passing. I don't like to see people miserable. I have horrible social anxiety though so going new places and meeting people outside of a familiar context (like work) is very stressful To me. I like to watch horror movies and listen to creepypastas while I crochet (if you want I can link you my favorites). I have a dog named Toby who is 12 and he's my son. (I'll bombard you with pics if you want he's perfect). I usually take better care of him than I do myself but he deserves the world so it's logical to do that. Shower sex is my favorite and I really love to be the submissive one. I'm kinda a bratty sub but I adore when men assert their dominance BUT ONLY IN THAT CONTEXT. Dirty talk destroys me, but I'm an excellent sexter; when I write it's either angst, fluff or raunchy smut. I love animals and prefer their company to human company. I always catch toads and snakes to pet them when I see them because they're super precious. I can't bring myself to poison or glue/snap trap a mouse that's in my apartment somewhere so I have a live release trap and I take them off away from the buildings to let them go. I often close my eyes when I smile because I don't like to see People stare at my teeth (they're slightly crowded) and now it just happens naturally. I like jumpscares and hiding in small spaces; they just seem safe. I spent the last day in my dorm in college holed up in the cabinet under the sink and I still miss it it was so perfect. I run kinda warm so I like cooler weather and sleep with a fan even in the winter. I talk in my sleep and have been known to have full conversations according to my mom but I remember nothing so I hope I didn't tell her something that would out me for the hoe I am. 😂 JK I have no filter around people I'm comfortable with. She knows. I have a bad habit of picking the skin off my fingers or picking scabs (thanks anxiety) and it gets worse when I'm stressed. I'm kind of an idiot in a math or science context but I'm a genius at English (just not necessarily in conversation, lmao). For holidays I prefer to gift cards or cash because I love the experience of shopping. I'm a libra on the cusp of scorpio (Oct 21) and an INFJ. Daydreaming naturally happens most of my waking hours and I'm always telling myself a story. I get my feelings hurt easily and have a tendency to pout when I don't get my way (sometimes theatrically, sometimes seriously). Snuggling heals my soul. Communication and conversations are very important to me. Having my hair brushed gives me ASMR. I'm not at all athletic. straight woman but I'm bicurious so I'd prefer a male match but if you have a female you can hella see I'll hear that out too. I believe in compensating people for what they do for me, especially elective things like this so if you want a fee for the match up message me and I can PayPal you. I'm not rich by any means but I understand how much work this can be, especially when dealing with mental illness. 💚
I think you and Iruka would be the cutest match! You both seem like clumsy, cute, hopeless romantic dorks. You would both be endeared by each other’s hobbies; him with your crocheting (he’d always watch you and want to learn, but would never be able to figure out how the needles ~do that~), and you with his cooking. He would love to cook for you, and it would make him happy to see how his cooking relaxes you after a long day. Though you two would like to take it easy most of the time, Iruka would adore the moments where he could make you laugh and cheer you up. His life is dedicated to helping and caring for other people, and being able to focus all of that love onto one person would be very fulfilling to him. He would be slightly intimidated by you sexually, as he is usually very vanilla, but after a while with you he would be able to learn what you like. As with caring about you, he also would be very happy to pleasure you, making him a wonderful partner no matter what kind of night you two end up having. Iruka is a great partner for you due to his thoughtfulness, his caring attitude towards other people, and his endearing dorky side that is sure to charm the pants off of anyone.
Shino would be a great match for you, I think. Based on your hobbies, I think you guys have a similar temperament, and could enjoy long, peaceful days, followed by cute adventures! I think he’d really enjoy someone that was into art, or maybe even created art themselves, he’d find it very attractive and would wanna know more about that kind of creative process.
I think you and Tenten would be so cute! Though Tenten’s expertise lies mainly in tools (obviously), I think she’d be quite the animal lover as well, so you two would be able to definitely bond over that. Lot’s of cute zoo dates, I’d imagine. On a deeper level, you two would truly connect through your honestly and family values-- two things that Tenten deems very important, as she sees her friends and team mates as family. She’s usually the one cheering others up, as it’s what she loves to do, so I don’t think you’d have to worry much about that.
Aww you sound so cute! Since im shipping you with both a boy and a girl, the explanations are gonna be a little shorter, if thats ok!!!
I think you’d catch Naruto’s eye, especially with your sense of style, he thinks that feminine clothing is absolutely attractive. Once he sees your goofy side hes a goner, hed fall so quick!! I also think once he sees how bottled up you keep your emotions when he gets to know you, he’d wanna explore your mind more, he’d wanna know what’s really going on in your head. He’d also love your motherly energy, he’d find it super comforting. Please dont be afraid to nag him, he needs it lol
For a girl, i think you need someone a bit more foreward like anko to make the first move on you! She’d definitely tease you about being shy and looking so girly (but thats how she flirts— she’d tell you how cute you are every time she sees you). She’d definitely just flirt and flirt and flirt until finally she asks you out for a drink or some food. She’d talk about you to her teammates all the time, just totally obsessed with you!
I recently reread your Iruka blowjob headcanons, and it got me thinking. How do you think he would be with 69ing? *eyebrow wiggle*
Definitely something he’d think about doing, but would never initiate it unless you asked. It might just end up happening in the heat of the moment, especially if his partner just took charge and started to suck him with their backside right in his face. I feel like he’d be pretty bad at it honestly, especially if he were getting some bomb ass head. He’s not the best at keeping composure or focusing when thats happening to him. He’ll still try, but you’re gonna be hearing a lot of moaning, and feeling a lot of starting and stopping on his side of things. Lol
Requested by @idonia-dovahkiin A haku playlist for the angel of the blood mist. Relaxing music to cry, sleep, drive, or study to. Gentle like his disposition, soft. Enjoy guys!!
germansingergirl
dailybridgerton
origamiaround
romaincrisis
dededos
janainaart
snowghoul
yousharknotpass