[machobusta]

“If I was 75 I’d do coke, heroin, everything. I wouldn’t give a fuck! I be walking down the street, they’d be like “boy, that old man is trippin’.”

[theonion]

Google Opt Out Feature Lets Users Protect Privacy By Moving To Remote Village

[rejectingrepublicans]

[coughingbellsprout]

Passing Through A Screen Door // The Wonder Years

[iamwizzzzz]

[444her]

Abundance

[theknucklehead]

I grew up reading Calvin & Hobbes, and one of my favorite running jokes was the snowmen that Calvin would build.

[prospects]

[theonion]

Scoffing at his ignorance and petulance, sources confirmed Thursday that local man Clint Williams, despite being a resident of the most affluent country in the history of the world, had the nerve to complain about being homeless. “I mean, this is the wealthiest, most powerful nation in the history of all of human civilization, and he’s out here grumbling that he doesn’t have a place to sleep?” said onlooker Vincent Bristow, who shook his head while watching the ingrate count out the change in his pocket to see if he had enough money to buy a cup of hot coffee.

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[contac]

[tineiya]

[alessandriana]

[peachhyg0gh]

anyways happy saturday or whatever 🥰

[privatelydiscoveredmoments]

[geocaprican]

[classycookiexo]

[keepasteadyhustle]

Deadass.

[sadmates]

I am not meant for casual love. I was born for soul consuming love and obsession.

[woundsoflove]

Let your soul crave the kind of love that makes you feel everything—fiercely and without regret.

[sweetmister666-deactivated20230]

[kylos]

V FOR VENDETTA (2005) dir. James McTeigue