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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Jules of Nature

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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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if i look back, i am lost
KIROKAZE
YOU ARE THE REASON
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izzy's playlists!
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@imaketerribledecisions
my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator
my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency
they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”
and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”
and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”
“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”
“oh i’m having a heart attack”
my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes
like, “what is your emergency?”
“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”
“… is it… your blood?”
“yes i think so”
“do you know where it’s coming from?”
“probably the stab wound”
“have you been stabbed?”
“oh yah definitely”
In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug
the founding fathers are brainwashing your children
tag yourself i’m pyromania
Christy Altomare and the company of Hartford Stage’s world premiere production of Anastasia. Photos by Joan Marcus.
At the Bookstore:
Book: hi I'm all sweet with a good ending
Me: hm promising
Book: I will wreck your heart and your future and make you feel things you never have before like true pain and sorrow
Me: I'll taKE IT
HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG
THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH
Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”
Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.
Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.
2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS
if zeus took the wheel this would have ended much differently
HEY WHATS UP?! WANNA BANG??!!
@wtfzeus
Zeus couldn’t take the wheel, he’s already turned into a cow and started humping her leg
when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors
thor fans: ragnarok should focus on thor once and for all since he's the title character, his relationship with loki and his personal arc need to be fleshed out since it's the last movie and we have no time to waste, the norse apocalypse will give the movie the dark edge and serious tone that is much needed in the thor universe and people will take him more seriously because of it, he deserves to have an epic finale where he overcomes all of his turmoil and all the loose ends get tied, also a longer movie wouldn’t hurt
marvel: *is drunk and high* let's make raganarork about evil cyborg thor. also thor and hulk are now bffs. genius
Condragulations to our Season 8 Queen, Bob The Drag Queen!!!! You truly are America’s Next Drag Superstar! May your reign be prosperous, glamorous, and absolutely fierce, henny!!!!!! #DragRace
Mamoru Hosada movies are seriously the cutest fucking examples of human interaction.
some Tarzan doodles
(i just wanted to draw Terk as a human shhh)