Aplles Make My Throat Close Up

I’m allergic to thhe apples??? But I love the the apples?? It’s 98% of my personality. The other 2% is winged eyeliner but I don’t always manage it.

[thatonefandomjumper]

What I say: The seven.

What I mean: The nine.

[carudamon119]

[t4t4terezi]

this is so sad alexa kill your ceo

[avatrashh]

Throwback to that time Zuko thought he could take down an airbending master that had fans

[angrykittybarbarian]

And that time he thought he could take down a waterbender, while surrounded by snow and ice, at night, during a full moon.

[avatrashh]

“Here for a rematch?”

[ralistrasz]

I swear, Zuko is like a dog with no concept of his actual size compared to others.

[avatrashh]

Guys I found it. The best comment to ever be on one of my posts.

[lynxadventure21]

Zuko is that Chihuahua that tries to fight everything and anything and Uncle Iroh is the dog owner who is constantly apologizing for him and trying to stop him/keep him calm and never succeeding

[gifsboom]

[lilsugarbush]

tag urself

[eroticfriendfictions]

H. Jon Benjamin’s book is a delight

[idek-anymore46]

[punpkin-314-pi]

VACCINATE YOUR FUCKING KIDS

[nyxwoven]

while yes you should vaccinate your kids, you can’t vaccinate for bubonic plague. also this couple ate a raw, dead rat, which is how they got it. they then didn’t go get antibiotics, which in most modern cases of bubonic plague allows for a full recovery.

yes, PLEASE vaccinate your kids, but don’t use scare tactics to spread false information.

[mechanical-taco]

A couple ate a raw, dead rat???!

Excuse me?????!!!

[crabssss]

Who’s good idea was it to say yeah y’know

leTS EAT A RAW DEAD RAT

[catasters]

[zicygomar]

[lord-of-mudora-deactivated20230]

[pirategf]

truly if the world was fair je pourrais parler en franglais et tout le monde comprendrais. quand est ce qu'ils inventent these universal translators or whatever it was called in star trek

[trekkie-in-space]

To be honest, le monde est trop weak pour le franglais

[kairenn-n]

i dont speak french, por qué mierda i can understand this and why y'all pueden entender esto if you don’t speak español? los idiomas are weird.

[pirategf]

okay real pourquoi on continue de speak english alors

[shaneofaragon]

the nature of mankind è che sometimes qualcuno reinvents esperanto

[aangarchy]

Katara: aang how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?

Aang: the best revenge is letting go and living well

Katara:…

Katara: zuko how do I get-

[readasaur]

Zuko: I’m already packed, let’s go

[schrodingers-anarchist]

Aang: How did it go?

Katara: Zuko tricked me into letting go and living well.

Zuko: Gets ‘em every time.

[warmhappycat]

JKR said that Hagrid still works at Hogwarts in 2017, which means he’s still been alive these past few decades, and I just really hope someone took him to see How to Train Your Dragon.

[joi-in-the-tardis]

My favorite thing from the internet today.

[esperian]

this gem needs to be documented too

[oswinstark]

[tooloose-lautrec]

[ranmagender]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

if i was the joker id just get a restraining order on batman and superman whataere they gonna do? break the law? then theyre no better than me, a cold blooded murderer. and this would 100% work, because superheroe movies have the shittiest takes on ethics since fucking kant

[fuckyeahthegoodplace]

[the-frog-emoji-is-ugly-as-shit]

[gaphic]

‘WHERE are the manic pixie dream BOYS?’ well, ur not gonna like it, but mostly in hallmark christmas movies

[scribblehooves]