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bonivers

(girl who is already extremely private) i think i need to Move In More Silence

catasters

the-punforgiven

Strip poker at the knights order sucks ass this shit takes forever and we're running out of space on the table

Guy next to me took off one bessagew and you can't even see their face but you can feel their smug-ass grin beneath it

loth-caatgirl

minart-was-taken

PCs but only one of them is a computer

ragsy

"Adopt don't shop" and "that's a 10 year commitment" style PSAs except instead of being aimed at would-be irresponsible pet owners it's for people who want to start yet another long-term ttrpg campaign

ragsy

now I'm thinking about a petfinder type service where would-be GMs browse through lists of abandoned or surrendered campaigns with hopes of finding a loving but skittish party of adventurers and their bbeg to adopt

"Where did you come up with this convoluted plot?"

"It's a rescue 🥰"

strongermonster

was visiting a friend who has a farm, and one of the chickens has a home made flared cone on, so i asked what was up with that and she said "that's diesel, and she's suicidal" so obviously i went ??? and she pressed the door lock on her truck fob so the truck beeped, and this dumbass bird SPRINTED full tilt across the garden to shove her head in the tailpipe. she has to be locked up and coned so she doesn't gulp down toxic fumes direct from the pipe for some idiot bird reason. she is obsessed with doing this and has to be locked up any time someone is using a vehicle.

heartscrypt

since you guys liked the first s3 jon so much. some more s3 jons. sopping wet rag of a man

anyway heres jon

nothing more annoying To Me than when someone is like Here is my unpalatable bitch woman oc!!! and then she just like. swears and fucks maybe. maybe she also likes to be on top. step it up‼️

ikarons

she should be committing unforgivable atrocities!!

the corollary to this is Someone should find the atrocities unforgivable within the setting. it doesnt count to just say the scariest thing you can think of and tell me shes unpalatable if the whole fictional world moves on like nothing happened and everyone loves her forever. shes either EXPERIENCING CONSEQUENCES or DUCKING THEM ON PURPOSE THROUGH INCREASINGLY FUCKED UP MEANS. or BOTH SOMEHOW

or no dice!

poorly-drawn-mdzs

Hit the halfway point of season 2 of The Magnus Archives. Someone save that man from himself, before he explodes.

urgetocreate

Erika Lee Sears, City Night Lights, 2025, Oil painting on cradled birch wood panel

ladyshinga

Updated version of Boy Who Cried Wolf but there are actual wolves every single time and no one ever believes the boy - they get closer and closer every time he tries to warn them, until it's too late and the whole town screams at the boy for not warning them "enough", and blame him for the wolves at their door.