[imalsohisheartguard]

Back from the dead for a second just to say: What is it with writers being absolutely unable to write a decent ending to a show???? What's going on??? Thanks

[imalsohisheartguard]

I haven't posted in ages but here I am asking a question because Tumblr people are the only people I trust.

Last night my partner said to me that he has a brand new Snow White snow globe that's been in a box for like years, that he got for his ex and never gave her. So he said my goddaughter could have it if she wanted. And I said 'We don't want your leftovers thank you' and he said that was rude. But I've been thinking about it all night, why was it rude? I understand it's brand new but it was intended for a person that really fucked him up.

[pseudophan]

mads mikkelsen and robert pattinson need to do a movie together just because the promo interviews would be chaos personified

[pseudophan]

don't hide this in the tags say it loud and proud

[smilingformoney]

Interviewer: So what makes this film good?

Rob: It sucks.

Mads: I haven’t seen it.

[astound]

the starry night | david cartier

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[tahthetrickster]

[keepon-hauntingme]

Concerts are such a surreal experience, I mean, you’re singing your favorite songs with a band or singer that means the world to you and you’re literally in the same room as them. I will never stop loving concerts.

[mintykiwi]

[beepathan]

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

[angeltiddies]

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

[invaderxan]

academic conferences

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Work meetings

[greenekatgrey]

Interviews

[ambulatoryhoodie]

Auditory processing disorder

[lemonsharks]

conversations with my cats who are yelling

[prismsgalaxy]

Me letting that little kid with their hyper fixation tell me every single fact they know about it

[helloitsbees]

Goncharov (1973)

[altruistic-meme]

a collection of my favorite tweets regarding the Ever Given in the Suez Canal

[coolbeanscoolbeans]

happy 1st bday to... this.

[modmad]

I personally am declaring this to be a new International Holiday 

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

Happy 2nd anniversary to the Suez Canal blockage!

[blondejaneblonde]

Ever Given Week, 22 March to 29 March (observed)

22 March - Ever Given Eve. Many celebrate by completing some small task they’ve been putting off, symbolically clearing blockages in their own lives.

23 March - Blockage Day! The main celebration. The exchanging of memes.

24 to 28 March - Hilarity ensues. Memes continue to circulate. The best are saved for next year’s observances.

29 March - Clearance Day. Festivities wind down. A more solemn occasion.

[thatsbelievable]

[black-lodge-gatekeeper]

Bestie English - best friend Bestie Czech - beast, brute, monster

[bnq]

synonyms

[damnednyx]

Bestie

[creatures-in-posts]

Confirmed creature post

[starknesskenobi]

Tumblr when it's March 15th

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[annabelle--cane]

"every possible kind of content can be found on the internet" yeah sure except for the One fucking thing I'm looking for. why does no one want to talk about the One Singular thing I'm looking for. but yeah other than that everything is on here.

[thatsbelievable]