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things norwegian

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Most patriotic dildo molding kit EVER omg

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I still haven't figured out what this expression (monner som drar) means, but I can confirm it is not at all "morning drawing". Nor does the recommended alternative, nonner som drar (nuns that walk/go), make any sense either 😂

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Norwegian Christmas liquor jam is my jam

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Welcome to dinner!

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Here's to the adventurous spirit! Explore, challgenge yourself, climb a milk carton!

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Doesn't your cheese have a lid that presses in the most wonderful phrase, "cozy yourself"? ❤️❤️

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Norwegians make sure to match their mittens to their milk.

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Marius welcome mat

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Marius muffin papers

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Lottery ad in knitted pattern

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The Norwegian national women's handball team uniforms are the Marius-pattern.

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Golden Marius 🤩

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So soothing

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Marius on EVERYTHING

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Swedish Christmas caffeine, classic

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Christmas dinner flavored chips. In either "ribbe" (a dish traditionally eaten by people on the east coast) or "pinnekjøtt" (a dish traditionally eaten by people in the middle and west coast) flavors.

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Awesome public transport campaign to try to get idiots to wait for people to disembark before going onto the subway/bus/train themselves. The concept is a catchy rhyme of "Do X first, then Y", reminding us in a fun way that you let others off first (the subway), then go on yourself. "First off, then on. "First bake, then taste! First off, then on." There's a whole bunch of great varieites, can't think of very many but I also like "Først pusse, så nusse, which is," First brush your teeth, then kiss"!