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@buckyyes
project hail mary is a touching and poignant film that leaves you asking questions about humanity like, "wow what if all mainstream media was genuinely good" and "what if book adaptions actually gave a shit about the book in question" and "what if studios hired actors that could actually act, and then let them get a lil wacky with it"
+ what if we took a break from forced amatonormativity for 2 and a half hours
Do puppet show. Yes yes showtime
im not a girlblogger im an ADULT. im a WOMANblogger this is WOMANblogging
i don’t feel like debating that topic much farther bc truthfully if it comes down to “women will lose to men in every sport bc they don’t have as much testosterone!!!!!” my elite feminist response is honest to god “ok we will lose with honor as equals instead of having our own special Easy Mode Female category so we can win amongst ourselves” like i’m sorry i just can’t be persuaded. i’m a brick wall. i want co-ed sports
i bring a sort of “women can lose at some sports against men if it means being regarded as equals” vibe to the debate that “testosterone objectively increases performance” people don’t really like
Equestrian sports are generally mixed gender! Double mix. Because the horse can also be either.
Hannibal would LOVE Tasting History with Max Miller
this is so cool!!
So fun!
You’re fucking welcome. S1E1 24:10
I emailed that to myself with the subject “what am I doing with my life man”
I found another one
Such a great, revealing peek into the transmisogynist’s mindset
they are so fucking angry we're having fun
via @fassina
As an enby who never wanted kids, the way the anti-trans crowd always says womanhood must include motherhood has always pissed me off. The fucking gall of it. And trust me, if you are a cis woman and say at any point "I don't want children" the pushback gets fucking intense.
People like this woman care about keeping their rigid bubble intact, not in actually helping or supporting women. And that includes the women they claim to be supporting. Trust me, if one of these idealized women stopped visiting their mean old aunt in the care home, this woman would shame her for not being a good enough woman.
I genuinely believe that being childfree is a huge act of feminism but the caveat for readers is I really do not like children and their effects on the environment.
The X Files | 3.12 - "War of Coprophages"
This is literally me when work calls me when I’m not there
Hudson Williams | GQ
Just severely regretting all my life choices that have led me to become a specialist adjunct medical clinician and not whatever Aika Flores did to end up living my dream in 2026.
the butterfly doesnt even have to be saved next question
This is so funny. I’d kill all billionaires if it meant losing something precious to me
i really appreciate seeing all the posts on my dash recently to the effect of "shutting down conversations about race/gender/minorities in fandom spaces because 'fandom is meant to be fun' is just an excuse to not think critically about the bigoted behaviors you are exhibiting". i hope that this energy carries over into the gaming sphere next pleaaseee
pokemon is a series about building Your own team and going on Your own adventure with creatures that You collect and befriend, and is designed from the ground up to be personal and immersive. i have never been able to look like myself in a pokemon game. if i bought pokemon z a today and booted it up and tried to customize myself, i would not be able to look like myself. just fuck me i guess.
ok yay
It’s the modern equivalent of “I dOnT sEe cOlOr” which really means I don’t care enough and/or have enough original thought to actually process your ethnic and cultural identity and also this implies that whites are superior and I’m mostly saying this so I feel good about myself and you should feel good about me as I’m bringing you up to my level
The Bomb by Pigeon John came on shuffle and it is actually Hudson’s song
Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie at the Vanity Fair Oscars after party, Los Angeles
Did they have to serve THAT much cunt?
look at this
it's a Reinassance painting.
THE POSE
LOOK AT THESE HANDS
i cannot make this up. they're so perfect
Hands?! What about those tits?!??!!!!
earlier amy and I were discussing both real life hockey player sergei fedorov's baffling decision to leave an extremely successful team in favor of a far shittier one, and also this fabulous post:
and just thinking like. when ilya signs with ottawa, there will be plenty of speculation and conspiracy theories proposed to explain why the fuck he would ever do such a stupid thing. ilya is asked about it whenever a reporter comes within 50 feet of him. he is also hassled by every fan who recognizes him at the airport or in a bar. and I think he responds to this by giving a different bullshit answer every single time.
"I have developed life threatening allergy to dunkin. tim's is very bad coffee of course but it will not kill me"
"ottawa promised me free lifetime supply of little maple candies they sell to tourists, how can I refuse this"
"I have always dreamed of exciting career at treasury board of canada"
"I am russian spy actually, hockey is just a cover. unless you are the immigration agent looking at my citizen application and you are watching old interview of me to make sure I am nice enough to be canadian. in that case this is joke. ha ha."
if he wasn't the main character of hockey twitter before, he is now, and of course one of his answers is the real one - that he moved to ottawa to be closer to shane. this means that when they eventually get outed, the running gag becomes posting clips of his other stupid answers and being like holy shit. can you guys believe ilya rozanov is ACTUALLY a russian spy who's working for the treasury board of canada in exchange for maple candies??
before they're out though, the other gag is making increasingly unhinged thirst posts about shane, all of which include captions/tags about how ilya is uncancelled, free my man he did nothing wrong, if he'd signed to a peewee team on the moon because that's where his man was he would have been right, etc. etc. and THEN people start posting photos of themselves in remote or bizarre locations like hey guys. I live here in this abandoned apartment complex in belarus. to be closer to my gay lover shane hollander <3
this gives ilya's gay lover shane hollander several dozen heart attacks at first but ends up being fantastic cover, because now they can start occasionally posting their own photos together whenever they happen to be in A Location, and everyone thinks they're just going along with the bit
even after they're outed, shane is making very normal posts about where he is and what he's doing, thanking whichever sponsor or whatever. and then ilya is posting something from the same location like hi guys. I'm here at wimbledon. to be closer to my gay lover shane hollander <3
meanwhile the city of ottawa is on their official twitter like may we remind you all that we are not the middle of nowhere or a weird place to be. we are not antarctica, an isolated yurt in mongolia, or the international space station. we are literally the capital city of canada
Ohhhhhhh ok Ottawa is like Canberra and Montreal is like Sydney got it
ITS CONNOR
Am I the only one who thinks that the "punch nazis" thing is a little dangerous and irresponsible in the same way encouraging people to punch cartel/gang members is? Don't get me wrong, I hate actual nazis as much as the next guy and have zero sympathy if they get punched. I mean the average actual nazi (not someone who is merely right-wing) is likely a dangerous hardened criminal with zero regard for human life and is most likely either armed or has buddies willing to jump people.
Let's say I see a Nazi walking down the street, and I seek him out to punch him. I punch him and In response, He stabs/shoots me or gets his buddies to swarm and beat me to coma/death. Who benefits from this? Yes a Nazi got punched , but at what cost?
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While I don't think the meaning of the saying is literal, and while I don't encourage anyone to punch people generally for precisely the reason mentioned above (and for the secondary reason that some people don't wait to confirm whether someone is a nazi before jumping to the punch), I also think you have the wrong idea about nazis.
Some nazis are like that, but many are, in fact, just pretending to be tough. A lot of what they're going for is the aesthetics of power. They want to feel tough and act tough, but they're not actually putting effort into being tough, they're putting it into the appearance of being tough. Into barking, posing, and dressing up.
I know a few people who are repeating nazi rhetoric, and they're not much tougher than the average guy - because they are the average guy.
Ok then just kill em
