hello my name is satire

every night before i go to bed i pray to the trash lords that i will never EVER have to use this blog. so i'll keep the url just in case as my little fallout shelter. by the gods take mercy and keep the 100 fandom from being full of fucking idiots

[imantibellarkeokay]

Community Fans: Six seasons and a movie!

100 Fans: Three seasons and please nothing else please no.

[ghostgetter]

kabby: *has a cheek kiss* fandom: R O M A N C E ahhhhhh yaaaas can’t wait til they get in bed!! ! bellarke: *has a cheek kiss* fandom: i love their platonic friendship

[rikertroi]

Ok kids, call me when bellarke are sticking their tongues down each others throats.

[ghostgetter]

i will i’ll @ u too

[imantibellarkeokay]

ugh I know it’s like they made an untagged post which was clearly meant to drag and be specifically targeted towards shippers because clearly their untagged post is “your lawn” because bellarke is the (Brat)wurst i hate them and their shippers courteous enough to post their frustrations about fandom on their blog untagged

[bellarkepowercoupleaf]

It’s the year 2385. The last Lexa Stan is alone in the world. “bellarke is platonic…” she whispers to herself

- @shadyboyband (twitter)

[ghostgetter]

I understand. You started a war that you don’t know how to end.

[theviewfrommtweather]

Why shit on the person who created your precious show that you take way to literally

[ghostgetter]

live ur life to the fullest

[theviewfrommtweather]

He’s not problematic, he’s producing a fucking show, so if you hate the producer just ignore him and watch the damn show in piece

[ghostgetter]

“he’s not problematic” 

????? comparing his mostly-white grounders covered in brownface to this are you kidding me??? and this is one of M A N Y receipts do you want to play with me? look I’m happy you found a show you like but you need to WAKE UP lmfao…enjoying a show doesn’t erase the problems it showcases because the 100 has M A N Y and you, deliberately ignoring it, prove to me over and over and OVER again how far gone people are for the one piece of representation it gives out. 

[theviewfrommtweather]

*social justice warrior intensifies* stop watching the show if you hate it so much 👋🏻 honestly it’s not that difficult sorry it’s didn’t live up to your social justice standards while being one of the most diverse shows on TV

[imantibellarkeokay]

ugh i know once a show gets so diverse it’s like your not allowed to still have legitimate complaints. just because jroth fanned the ship war to drive up interest now wants it over because its inconvenient is like so bad i mean he made the show that makes him a perfect beauty

[theviewfrommtweather]

No, fans took the ship war too far and he’s getting threats and insults constantly SO OF FUCKING COURSE ITS INCONVENIENT TO HIM BECAUSE HE IS MAKING A SHOW WHILE DEALING WITH CRAZY ASS FANS THREATENING HIM

[imantibellarkeokay]

oh my gosh im totally on your side here but i mean its not like any other fandom has gotten out of hand like this and have fans attacking each other and using social justice to gain a precarious high ground. it’s like i mean come on its not like you can criticize him and have empathy for his situation. im like feeling really attacked rn i don’t get why you had to use all caps and take this ship war way too far sjw

[ghostgetter]

I understand. You started a war that you don’t know how to end.

[theviewfrommtweather]

Why shit on the person who created your precious show that you take way to literally

[ghostgetter]

live ur life to the fullest

[theviewfrommtweather]

He’s not problematic, he’s producing a fucking show, so if you hate the producer just ignore him and watch the damn show in piece

[ghostgetter]

“he’s not problematic” 

????? comparing his mostly-white grounders covered in brownface to this are you kidding me??? and this is one of M A N Y receipts do you want to play with me? look I’m happy you found a show you like but you need to WAKE UP lmfao…enjoying a show doesn’t erase the problems it showcases because the 100 has M A N Y and you, deliberately ignoring it, prove to me over and over and OVER again how far gone people are for the one piece of representation it gives out. 

[theviewfrommtweather]

*social justice warrior intensifies* stop watching the show if you hate it so much 👋🏻 honestly it’s not that difficult sorry it’s didn’t live up to your social justice standards while being one of the most diverse shows on TV

[imantibellarkeokay]

ugh i know once a show gets so diverse it’s like your not allowed to still have legitimate complaints. just because jroth fanned the ship war to drive up interest now wants it over because its inconvenient is like so bad i mean he made the show that makes him a perfect beauty

[imantibellarkeokay]

@geek-baits r u sure you don’t wanna watch the 100 it’ll be just like old times!

[morningchorus]

my favorite part of the root and shaw fandom is that i don’t have to defend it. there’s no straight fandom pairing that i’m aware of aggressively stating their ship is endgame and decrying the implausibility of a canon f/f ship. (if there is they’re not vocal enough for me to know) and it’s just beautifully and wonderfully refreshing when it comes to being lesbian and f/f shipper. 

[eviliini]

I’m so happy for you. Now please get out of the Bellarke tag. Thanks.

[morningchorus]

no but thanks for the reblog and spreading my sentiments for other bellarke fans to know! really appreciate that

[imantibellarkeokay]

yup because if you feel the need to being wrongly called a homophobe you're a homophobe yeah!

[imantimakorraokay]

Where's iamantibellarkeokay ?

you mean me. i haven’t seen the drama because the 100 fandom is batshit crazy 

[imantibellarkeokay]

who dis

[orphanmaker-deactivated20230813]

am i the only one who genuinely feels bad for the blarkes sometimes? like we all get that bellamy and clarke have had an awesome journey together and have created an enduring friendship even though at first they couldn’t even stand each other, and i love that. but clarke and lexa have a genuinely beautiful and emotional story too that straight up borders on poetic sometimes, and there are so many people in the fandom who have purposefully blinded themselves to that because they came into season 2 with preconceived notions of how they wanted it to go and weren’t willing to see the story as the writers were trying to tell it.

yeah i just feel sorry for them.

[sentrysvoid]

ugh what is this condescending shit. i usually stay out of the drama, but really??? ..feel sorry??? “weren’t willing to see the story as the writers were trying to tell it.”

are you new to fandom and shipping?

ATTENTION ALL THE 100 SHIPPERS. IF YOU SHIP SOMETHING OTHER THAN FLARKE, CLEXA, LINCTAVIA, AND WICKEN, YOUR BLIND AND NOT SEEING THE STORY AS THE WRITERS INTENDED AND I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU. *sarcasm

[saltybellarkegirl]

I’m still trying to get past the “truly beautiful” and “borderline poetic” part tbh

[100yearsofbellarke]

Because there is nothing like leaving the one you love to die, trying to have their friends murdered (ehem Raven and Octavia), stabbing them their friends and their loved ones in the back, and them having to threaten you so you won’t kill their friend that screams beautiful and poetic.

But it’s okay you can genuinely feel sorry for me because my preconceived notions tell me that this is a toxic relationship.

Silly me thinking a relationship built on trust is a good one.

[orphanmaker-deactivated20230813]

“hi, i’m a blarke, and it’s more convenient for me to paint lexa as a mustache-twirling comic book villain than it is for me to acknowledge that the motivations behind her choices are exactly the same as those that drove bellamy and clarke to commit mass genocide of three hundred people–including allies, friends, and children–by burning them alive.”

[chambersofthesea-moved-deactiva]

Lmfao it’s just hilarious to me how immediately you turn sides whenever someone offends your white fave. Tell you what, why don’t you just state your shipping bias elsewhere because you clearly lack the level-headedness to handle people having different opinions and interpretations of a character. I get defensiveness over your fave but I also understand that dragging other characters through the mud in order to excuse a character’s actions is just being childish. Lexa is morally grey and makes questionable decisions the same way Clarke did. End of story. It’s a lot easier to admit that your fave doesn’t always have what’s best in mind and isn’t always right.

[imantibellarkeokay]

hello i am here

[cause--even-the-stars-they-burn]

Bruh…

[clxrkblake-deactivated20170618]

Lol you mentioned my name and it showed up in my tag so…..¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[fuckthatclexakiss]

In the search you mean, it can’t show up in the tag unless it’s tagged clxrkblake (I get the feeling that a lot of you don’t know the difference between the search and the tags?). Also, why do you search your own name???

[clxrkblake-deactivated20170618]

Oh I’m so sorry! I’m glad you corrected me on that! Shit guys I screwed up the words search and tag dammit. But Ya why can’t I? Lol but if you’re just dying to know, I was tagged in something a while ago and I never answered it so I searched my name. I didn’t know it was against the rules to do that but apparently it seems to be a big deal to you . ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[deckerstarbellarke-deactivated2]

I had problems with this person in the Legend of Korra fandom. It sucks to see that they’re still calling people out, but now in The 100 fandom. Just go ahead and block them and save yourself a load of trouble.  

[imantibellarkeokay]

are my services neeeded?

[deckerstarbellarke-deactivated2]

Layne Morgan, a writer at IGN and a casual fan, who has repeatedly made it clear she does not really like Bellamy Blake along with many of the boys on the show, mostly anyone who ships Bellarke due to “ignoring representation”, or anyone that does not prefer the other side of that spectrum, has joined the 100 crew as a writing PA. I don’t think that a writer’s PA does anything more than acting as kind of a secretary to the writer’s room, but I’m pretty upset that she’s going to be anywhere near those scripts with her influence. Don’t mess this show up or ruin my favorite character again for the sake of representation, please *sigh*

[princessmechanica-blog]

Layne Morgan, a writer at IGN and a longtime fan, who has repeatedly made it clear she does not really like how 1) fandom woobifies Bellamy Blake along with many of the boys on the show, 2) mostly anyone who ships Bellarke due to the fact that they believe they are entitled to Bellarke, or 3) anyone that seems to think that queer relationships don’t have a place on television, has joined the 100 crew as a writing PA. You are correct in thinking that she is essentially doing a lot of grunt work for the writers, but you are upset that she’s going to magically brainwash the writers into turning the show into a lesbian orgy. You would rather have the same narrative and same heterosexual relationships that you can find in most other forms of media, instead of having representation. 

[sleepinnude-blog]

also like how dumb do you think all these professional writers/producers are that you honestly believe that layne would be able to jedi mindtrick them into doing anything she wanted? are the scripts going to absorb her ideas through osmosis?

also are you unaware of how networks functions and who has final says?

also are you aware of anything?

[imantibellarkeokay]

Yeah you tell them guys attack all the posts that were respectfully left untaged! Good straw man keep painting anyone who disagrees as homophobic!

[deckerstarbellarke-deactivated2]

Layne Morgan, a writer at IGN and a casual fan, who has repeatedly made it clear she does not like Bellamy Blake, many of the boys on the show, anyone who ships Bellarke due to “ignoring representation”, or anyone that does not prefer the other side of that spectrum, has joined the 100 crew as a writing PA. I don’t think that a writer’s pa does more than acting as kind of a secretary to the writer’s room, but I’m pretty upset that she’s going to be anywhere near those scripts with her influence. Don’t mess this show up or ruin my favorite character again for the sake of representation, please *sigh*

[imantibellarkeokay]

Dude is this real life?

[imantibellarkeokay]

so i heard we’re good to hate on bellarke now?

[imantibellarkeokay]

heh if you find this blog you get 1000 points. actually make it 100