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*Report Live on TV*
It's been almost 3 days and we are now worried that the american heroes can't pull through in this fight against Ignoblia.
-Wait what's this?
From the distance something is coming! And it's coming fast!
Wait! Can it be?
It's no other than the real Majestia herself! And she looks angry!
The heroes might just have a real fighting chance now!
And Majestia just punched Ignoblia across the sky!
We'll keep you up to date on the fight of the century as it progresses, thank you all for listening!
And back to Nadja's reports
- Clara Contard (Reporter)
The fight is bigger than ever! And it looks like the heroes are giving out serious damage on Ignoblia and some of their old mentors.
This truly is the battle of the century!
Majestia vs Ignoblia
Uncanny Valley and Sparrow vs Knightowl
And Checkmate and The Archer are taking on Sharpshooter.
These teens were trained well it seems! And they may just take this battle!
Oh and what's this...? Static? Like some kind of blue electricity?
And it's heading behind Ignoblia!
This is our newest report, and we'll give more informed on this live report after the break!
- Clara Contard (Reporter)
That glow... wait. That portal is a familiar sight. It looks like... Stable Kid has joined the battle!
This is truly a sight to be seen, folks! America and Paris, united in their efforts to defeat one of the worst of all villains - it seems like the tide is really turning for our heroes.
The Archer pulls off trick after ever impressive trick. Uncanny Valley and Sparrow are, as always, the dynamic duo, firing attack after attack and keeping their wit sharp on top of it all! One of our unknowns, the hero Checkmate, also shows an impressive amount of prowess.
Stable Kid seems to be... glowing? Hey, check the cameras, I think we've got a glitch..? OH, and there goes Sharpshooter, down for the count, what an impresive takedown!
Let's show the heroes our support, Paris, send them as many cheers as you can possibly shout!
-Clara Contrad (Reporter)
And we're back!
This team looks truly coordinated, one of the best displays or heroics I have ever seen.
They work so well together!
And the Archer displays her talent with Archery as she never misses a single shot, but is yet so over the top with how she does it, but in a great way.
And now it is doen to Knightowl and Ignoblia for the fight! And these heroes can more than take them.
Good luck heroes! We know you won't disappoint us!
- Clara Contard (Reporter)
We're back after another break and the battle has progressed a bit.
It is now on the ground level. And some of the Parisian heroes have jumped in to help.
I see a new one, one that looks oddly similar to Chat Bleu. A rainbow Cat.
Ignoblia has called in reinforcements. More of the heroes who betrayed the greater good for the conqueror.
Yes that's right conqueror, we never believed your claims from the start, and don't mind me, but you're an idiot for believing any of us would think the real heroes were treasonous traitors.
But that's not the point right now.
I see a kid with a magic pen, Lyre, Baboom, Michelangelo, Drachen, I think That's Azaile and Stable Kid, The Rainbow Cat, Pride I think it was? Chat Bleu, Tigress, Aquila,Sparrow, The Archer, Checkmate and Uncanny Valley, and they're still coming!
- Clara Contard (Reporter)
It's many hours later, but our feed has returned. And finally, the moment you all have been waiting for.
Now it is just Ignoblia standing, and she has minutes left at the most.
Everyone can see it as clear as day.
She's struggling, and she's losing.
One more final update on the battle of the century and then this lice report will be closed.
And I'm sure @nadjachamack-official will have a few words at the close of this report, so keep your eyes out for that everyone
- Clara Contard (Reporter)
And after almost 4 days of restless battling it ends.
Bunnyx used her time powers to come out and constantly fool Ignoblia.
Azaile gifted her for quite some time and did some serious damage
Michelangelo used a big shield to protect all of the heroes as she winded up a hard punch that took a bit of her energy
Tigger returned the favor by using clout, and punching Ignoblia straight into a lamp post, knocking her through it.
Aquila used her power to free the civilians trapped under her influence.
Shiba used fetch to take her comm, connected to The Conqueror.
I'm pretty sure Lyre used second chance at some point
Pride used his Cataclysm and knocked a giant billboard on top of Ignoblia.
Mus called upon Multitude and went after her to keep her distracted
Drachen took this opportunity, using wind dragon to distract her long enough for the landing shot
And finally.
UPROAR!
Baboom used uproar, rendering all of Ignoblia's abilities useless.
One final punch from Majestia
And then stable kid used Voyage, placing Ignoblia in a holding cell of which she won't be able to break free.
The cheer of the citizens of paris was almost deafening, but proud.
One Big Bad down, and two more to go.
Thank you for tuning into my hourly report. And I'll see you next time.
Before we sign off a big thanks to the heroes.
@tales-from-azaile @im-stable @imaturtleeeeee @ich-bin-ein-drache @queenofroosters @theofficialbaboom @eye-ofthe-tiger @almighty-mus @the-brushwood-hunter @i-am-the-aquila @choralsnake @sentinoir-is-me and a big thanks to Pride as well
Thank you Majestia, for coming and saving us.
@the-archer-is-here @and-check-mate @me-and-my-skateboard-and-i @the-robot-girl-in-the-sky and the rest of you, we never could've made it without you all.
Thank you for joining me for this live report, until next time. This has Been Clara Contard, and I am signing off
- Clara Contard (Reporter)
this was
exhausting
at least it went better than last time...
That because you didnât have this version of me
no it isn't.
We worked well together pretty well.
Conqueror, Inventor, Ignoblia and most importantly,
Hawkmoth
Fuck you
I feel like there were better and nicer ways to say that.
There really isn't actually. And if there was, they really don't deserve my non colorful language either way
...What difference does it make? They'll probably react the same way no matter what you say.
Conqueror, Inventor, Ignoblia and most importantly,
Hawkmoth
Fuck you
I feel like there were better and nicer ways to say that.
Not Public Knowledge: New Heroes Team Meeting
*Chat Bleu takes a deep breath after looking at all the invited people: @ich-bin-ein-drache @imaturtleeeeee @im-stable @almighty-mus @queenofroosters @the-brushwood-hunter @theofficialbaboom @eye-ofthe-tiger @tales-from-azaile @officiallabeille *
(those not invited to publicly attend but were quietly suggested by Nathan to listen in via whatever method they chose: @papi-papillon @theallmightymayura @me-and-my-skateboard-and-i ) {if you weren't told prior what the meeting would be about, your character does not know}
Okay, so, thank you for coming so quickly, really
and...
im just going to say it
i think the miraculous team needs to be reorganized, maybe renamed with something we all pick, new groups made IN the team, like squads, each with its own name
and i think we should vote on a new leader
That would make senseâŚ.
What.. were you thinking?
sure, maybe the first two parts, but a new leader? nathan, you're our leader. you're the reason most of us are here in the first place.
@im-stable
i picked most of you yeah, but me being the leader? and co-guardian?
that's not how its usually done
i know so much about everyone and everything... i shouldn't be on the field, what if we run into a villain that decides im the first person they should attack?
a leader should be on the battle field and able to direct, i can't when im constantly looking over my shoulder and hoping someone like the Conqueror doesn't pop up behind me
...dammit. can't even argue with you there.
if we want a new leader, we'll need someone with experience, and someone we can all trust. my first suggestion would be sparrow, honestly. he's got the mind for the tactics we need, the experience, and he was one of the first of us here so we're all relatively used to working with him.
the issue then becomes the fact that we don't know when he'll actually be able to join us again... and if he even wants the position to begin with.
but if this is going to happen, it should be someone all of us can actually trust to lead us. so that means everyone has to give an honest opinon on this.
Personally I think there only 4 people it would make sense to be.
Get to know me asksâ¨
So introverts who never talk to their mutuals can get to know each other lol
1. What were your summers like as a kid?
2. Do you enjoy thrilling rides like rollercoasters?
3. Who was your childhood hero?
4. What is your favorite book?
5. What do you find most attractive about your crush?
6. Whatâs your favorite outfit?
7. Does seeing people in love make you happy? Sad? Annoyed?
8. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
9. What CD did you play to death as a kid?
10. Hike to a mountain top to watch the sunrise or drive out of town to stargaze?
11. What song has the most relatable song lyrics to you?
12. Iced drinks or hot drinks?
13. Bright colors or neutral tones?
14. Breakfast for dinner or pizza for breakfast?
15. Do you have a green thumb or a black thumb?
16. Whatâs your favorite feature of yours?
17. Would you rather be a lawyer or a doctor?
18. What type do you tend to go for physically?
19. Power of invisibility or flight?
20. Would you rather wake up with your makeup magically done or your hair?
21. Whatâs the stupidest fight youâve ever gotten into?
22. Whatâs the weirdest thing youâve seen someone do in public?
23. Whatâs your dream date?
24. Do you tend to gravitate more toward using logic or intuition to make decisions?
25. Do you like parties?
26. Did you enjoy high school?
27. Who is the craziest person in your family and why?
28. Whatâs your favorite holiday tradition?
29. Can you describe your laugh?
30. Instagram or Twitter?
31. Whatâs a show that everyone loves that you didnât?
32. What song is stuck in your head?
33. Do you like exercising?
34. Do you scare easily?
35. Who are your top 5 celebrity crushes?
36. If you could learn one language fluently what would it be?
37. Would you fly to the moon if given the opportunity?
38. Whatâs your favorite flower?
39. What non-sexual touch affects you the most?
40. Do you enjoy cuddling?
41. Do you like valentineâs day?
42. Do you enjoy driving and are you a good driver?
43. What would you be most likely to become famous for?
44. Do you have a favorite quote?
45. Are you a romantic?
46. Do you have any tattoos or want to get one?
47. Biggest pet peeve?
48. Favorite personality trait about yourself?
49. Sum up your type in three words.
50. Do you listen to Kpop and if so who is your bias and why?
51. Whatâs the longest youâve ever stayed awake?
52. Hot or cold weather?
53. Bouquet of flowers or box of chocolates?
54. Can you do any good impressions?
55. Whatâs the best prank youâve been witness to?
56. Favorite dessert?
57. Is there a vine or tik tok you quote often?
58. What tumblr post always makes you laugh?
59. What country that you havenât been to do you want to visit most?
60. Can you cook and do you enjoy it?
61. Whatâs your guilty pleasure movie?
62. Whatâs your comfort movie?
63. Is there a genre of music you donât like?
64. Whatâs an album that you think has no skips on it?
65. Whatâs your favorite thing to watch on youtube?
66. Would you make the first move to ask someone out?
67. Do you often dream or have nightmares that you remember when you wake up?
68. What are you craving right now?
69. What turns you on?
70. Whatâs something you havenât done that you think most people have?
71. What genre is your favorite playlist right now and whatâs it called?
72. Are you a sad or happy drunk? Chill or energetic drunk?
73. What time of day do you like best?
74. Do you tend to enjoy being babied or do you prefer to be the one taking care of someone else?
75. What top three cities do you want to travel to?
76. Whatâs your favorite feature about your best friend?
77. Do you have any pets? What are their names?
78. ďżźBack scratches or having your hair played with?
79. Do you like surprises?
80. Whatâs your favorite picture of yourself?
81. What books influenced you most as a child?
82. Do you like kids?
83. Whatâs your favorite piece of jewelry? (or other accessory if you donât wear any)
84. Any wild stories passed around in your family?
85. Do you consider yourself an independent person?
86. What are you most comfortable sleeping in?
87. ďżźďżźWhat was your childhood dream?
88. Whatâs your fictional OTP?
89. Whatâs one thing you want to achieve this year?
90. What has been your favorite book youâve read in the last 5 years?
91. What was the first movie to make you cry?
92. What book world would you live in if given the opportunity?
93. Whatâs your craziest work related story?
94. Whatâs the best job youâve had so far?
95. Worst tinder or date experience?
96. Whatâs the first thing you think of when you wake up most mornings?
97. Are you more of a planner or a spontaneous adventurer?
98. Do you think you see yourself the way other people see you?
99. Whatâs the last show you binged?
100. Whatâs one of your fondest memories?
HELLO PARIS
I am Shiba, new holder of the dog miraculous
SO YOU AGREE??????? I'M NOT GOING CRAZY???????
Nah, you are. But maybe for other reasons.
And they called me Reckless for going to be solo patrol. Yet they charge off and do their own thing. How hypocritical.
Well, they are in trouble now!!!
M: She is meant to be texting her siblings this
You could lay off them you know. They already feel bad enough. And they've also already been talked to by Chat Bleu, so there is really no need to be rude about it.
I said what I said!
Okay, there's telling people that they messed up and moving on. And there's rubbing salt in the wound. They got the point, like Baboom said. So you really don't need to be rude about it.
Is that everyone? I think so, okay @felix-graham-devanily take us home and then I'll break the object and we'll purify the butterfly and then I have to pee
And we are back.
Butterfly time.... @officiallabeille @tales-from-azaile
You have this right? I can go to the little cat's room?
Iâve got it. Azaile can rest.
Her and stable went on patrol because they feel bad for everything that happened. Even though Baboom offered to do it instead...
I would definitely be into some stealth training. Besides any new knowledge I gain should be helpful. So if you can help me learn something useful, I'll be sure to meet up
- @theofficialbaboom
Alright I'll tell you where to meet me in dms.
I could use some extra training too, so I'd like to come too if it's not any trouble.
@imaturtleeeeee @almighty-mus @officiallabeille @eye-ofthe-tiger @theofficialbaboom @im-stable @me-and-my-skateboard-and-i @ich-bin-ein-drache @sentinoir-is-me
now that we're all, you know, not dying of exhaustion...
i think today was enough proof we need a proper patrol schedule, and an evacuation plan. if any of you despise each other, tell me now, or you're probably gonna end up getting the same night.
we'll also need a better way of figuring out the exact strength of the akuma. think it's safe to say michaelangelo didn't have the most fun time today.
Wait, we werenât supposed to be already going on patrol?
No, we haven't all met up yet to make a schedule yet
Well, I have been doing so already. I am going to keep doing solo patrols. Let me know when the next team one is
I mean no offense by this, but I think maybe you should start taking into consideration of the fact that you're part of a team here. Teams are supposed to work together. It seems like you're either used to being a leader or going solo, but that's not how it works here. You need to Listen to Nathan, Sparrow and azaile. You might not like it, but they know what's best for us. So you're just gonna have to deal with it.
okay! stormy weather! i remember reading about her, what heroes do we have available today?
lets try out the comms
Hi, I am also here and ready to help.
Go ahead and ask
01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
02: Who did you last say âI love youâ to?
03: Do you regret anything?
04: Are you insecure?
05: What is your relationship status?
06: How do you want to die?
07: What did you last eat?
08: Played any sports?
09: Do you bite your nails?
10: When was your last physical fight?
11: Do you like someone?
12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?
13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?
14: Do you miss someone?
15: Have any pets?
16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?
17: Ever made out in the bathroom?
18: Are you scared of spiders?
19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?
21: What are your plans for this weekend?
22: Do you want to have kids? How many?
23: Do you have piercings? How many?
24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?
25: Do you miss anyone from your past?
26: What are you craving right now?
27: Have you ever broken someoneâs heart?
28: Have you ever been cheated on?
29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
30: Whatâs irritating you right now?
31: Does somebody love you?
32: What is your favourite color?
33: Do you have trust issues?
34: Who/what was your last dream about?
35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?
36: Do you give out second chances too easily?
37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?
38: Is this year the best year of your life?
39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
51: Favourite food?
52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
54: Is cheating ever okay?
55: Are you mean?
56: How many people have you fist fought?
57: Do you believe in true love?
58: Favourite weather?
59: Do you like the snow?
60: Do you wanna get married?
61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
62: What makes you happy?
63: Would you change your name?
64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
68: Whoâs the last person you had a deep conversation with?
69: Do you believe in soulmates?
70: Is there anyone you would die for?
@theofficialbaboom @imaturtleeeeee you two mind joining me for patrol today?
general advice: don't go too fast too soon on rooftops, or you will end up tripping on a loose tile.
Sure thing
@imaturtleeeeee turn on your asks man.
Oof I forgot.
@im-stable @officiallabeille @ich-bin-ein-drache @theofficialbaboom @imaturtleeeeee @me-and-my-skateboard-and-i @sentinoir-is-me
okay that's... more than i expected.
prepare to lose a hell of a lot of sleep, i guess. we've got jobs to do. sparrow will update us when they've got a training schedule ready.
It's fine, I haven't really slept much in weeks anyway. No worries though, I'm fine and functioning.
...are you okay?
Hi everyone, I'm pretty new to this so I might not be the greatest. But I will definitely fo everything in my power to help when I'm needed.
hey, so are all of us. bar sparrow. you'll fit right in. plus, we haven't started training yet, so you came at a good time
I could beat sparrow @me-and-my-skateboard-and-i any day of the week.
If you want some early lessons, I am available
You woke up and chose violence /lh /hj
I havenât slept in days! I am still annoyed with Sparrow to be honest
...what did sparrow do?
Heavily implied they are better than us
..oh