village idiot

jules | 26 | ♐️☀️| ♎️🌙| ♒️⬆️| Yeah so I can’t organize at all sorry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[cadaverkeys]

One of my favourite post formats is when someone with a similar URL to op torments them like they are failed clones of each other and it completely changes the tone of the original post.

[ayeforscotland]

The Onion’s journalism is the only journalism that matters. Holy fuck.

[whentvsfly]

Let's make a color together!

Red

Green

Blue

Voting ended onFeb 8, 2023

Once the results are done, I'll multiply 255 to the decimal version of the percentage, and see what color we make!!

[whentvsfly]

Here's the result!! A nice lookin color, good work everyone!

[pococurantina]

i believe we've reached a consensus

[number1mongrel]

Correct

[rolodextra]

[vergak]

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

[bosstoaster]

Last hellsite standing

[rememberthis-try]

[adh-deku]

[whirlybirbs]

honestly i’ve stopped caring if media is good. all that matters is that Me, The Most Important Person, is having a good time.

[heavyweightheart]

not resilient like a beautiful flower pushing up thru concrete but resilient like an inflatable bounce back clown toy being punched repeatedly in the head by a maniacal 5 year old

[sefren-deactivated20140420]

[minestucks-deactivated20130513]

alternate title: young children gawk at flaming homosexuals

[yolocounty-skinwalkerpatrol-dea]

Another alternate title: the bailey school kids need to mind their own damn business

[marzipanandminutiae]

the covers with women are equally gay

so basically having these obnoxious kids pry into your personal life is mlm/wlw solidarity

[goth-princess-gwennie]

So am i the only one thinkinf the ghoul looks cute asf or

[peterjay-88]

Seriously…every cover is like this

[scumtrout]

you either die a bailey school kid or you live long enough to see yourself become the gay cryptid.

[tourfilm]

oh yeah heres my collection of 2021 headlines that i forgot to post when the year ended

[fullmetalfisting]

God can you imagine if Donald Trump became president? There’d be like a new bubonic plague and he’d be like “idk drink bleach about it”

[fullmetalfisting]

Throwback to when I took acid for the first time in 2013 and predicted the events of 2020 like the fucking oracle of Delphi

[e-the-village-cryptid]

they edited it, this is the original post: 

[ID: How can dog breeders sell puppies for over $1,000? Do these puppies shit gold? Do these puppies fight crime? Can they play the banjo? No they’re fucking infant dogs that poop on your things and love you omg. /end ID]

link to a reblog of the original post, this reblog is from 2013

EDIT: OP blocked me for calling them out in this reblog, I can’t reblog or reply to this anymore and my reblog won’t show up in the notes, but if you reblog this from me then your reblog will show up in the notes. I thought maybe they were just trying to be funny and didn’t care if people knew they were lying but they’re like.. legitimately trying to convince people it’s true lol. Sketchy tumblr behavior

[swimmingferret]

Yahoo paid a billion dollars for this site

[void-the-bear]

OP EDITED THEIR POST AND BLOCKED SOMEBODY WHO REVEALED IT PASS IT ON

[kortzite]

somebody who doesn’t watch jojo try to explain what’s going on

[spartanlocke]

From what I’ve gathered of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure…

What’s going on is probably exactly what it looks like. 

[sindri42]

Yeah this scene is pretty straightforward

[fugottron]

[urfaveisavirgin]

ur mom from my bed ISNT a virgin!

[urfaveisavirgin]

ur dad, also from my bed, ISNT a virgin!

[2017prototype]

[pictures-of-dogs]

how do you feel about red "dogs" (given that they're not actually dogs)

they're my favorite honorary dogs

[lady-tabris]

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

as capitalism continues to decay, expect the role of celebrities in producing and spreading capitalist-imperialist propaganda to become more and more prominent

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

Everyone in the notes saying “they’re so stupid” / “they’re just idiot celebrities” etc. - they’re not stupid or incompetent. They’re bourgeoisie professionals who are doing a job for their class and doing it well. This is their role in the political economy. It’s not an aberration or them speaking about shit they don’t understand. They understand what they’re doing perfectly well.