[fishingboatproceeds]

I love it when you call me big chungo.

[railroadsoftware]

why’s he say stuff like this

[rodrickheffeley]

robert pattinson could do spider-man but tom holland couldn’t do twilight

[r-mad]

robert pattinson could do everything and no one could do anything robert pattinson did

[lesbianrey]

being a woman is like…yeah lol you can pursue self-fulfillment and happiness on the side but don’t forget your main eternal quest is for unattainable beauty and ritual degradation 

[2miles-deactivated20240310]

[brashishbutch-deactivated202112]

i do not want a “job” or to go to “college”, i want to live in the mountains with a pretty girl and a black cat and make stew for dinner and paint pictures of her in oil paints and sell wood carvings and potatoes at the market.

[geminiwave]

[foulserpent]

im at the soup convention and many strong and beautiful women are talking about how delicious and nutrient rich my broth is and they didnt even mention you

[wlwitchery]

to every girl reblogging those posts about living in a cottage and picking strawberries and making pottery..... are u free on friday

[ratliker1917]

the guy who disrupted the Raymond economy in Animal Crossing by using a hacked switch to generate hundreds of Raymonds is the real life Mr. Robot.

[coachella-sucks-this-year]

[sesh]

[memeseverdie]

Is this British culture?

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

Karen knows no nationality

[cyrodiil-burns]

The Elder Scrolls music really puts this over the top.

[anxietyproblem]

[omghotmemes]

This is what he would have wanted

[striders]

me hyping myself up before entering any public area: i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal

[romansroys]

this isn’t even satire this is true 

[elderly-scrolls]

animal crossing players are like “i HATE bill wibbly, he’s a BASTARD and i want him OFF my island, he KILLED my family and BURNT my crops” and then i look up bill wibbly or whatever and he looks like

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

What rent?

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

tom nook lets you sell literally anything at his stores, and for fair prices, doesn’t force you to pay off rent, doesn’t charge interest, gives you a base house at no cost (save the optional loan to pay off), and makes any upgrades optional… when will the slander of him cease

[blackpyrefly]

hes not gonna fuck you

[cheaphalloweencostume]

you dont know that

[combeferres]

I hate when people use the phrase “what have I done” because then sweet jesus what have I done become a thief in the night become a dog on the run have I fallen so far and is the hour so late that nothing remains but the cry of my hate the cries in the dark that nobody hears here where I stand at the turning of the years if there’s another way to go I missed it twenty long years ago my life was a war that could never be won they gave me a number and murdered valjean when they chained me and left me for dead just for stealing a mouthful of bread yet why did I allow that man to touch my soul and teach me love he treated me like any other he gave m