A Homestuck Character arc summary:
John: oh geez that sucks *does nothing*
Dave: this is fine hold on lemme take a selfie
Rose: I tried everything to put out this fire, nothing worked. The only viable solution is that I summon the forces of evil.
Jade: Oh no! :0 *falls asleep and only wakes up for the climax*
Karkat: OH MY FUCK THE WORLD IS ON FIRE WHY IS NO ONE PANICKING NO ONE IS REACTING APPROPRIATELY TO THIS *I’M* NOT REACTING APPROPRIATELY TO THIS I HATE MYSELF.
Aradia: This was rather inevitable. I brought marshmallows.
Sollux: no one lii2tened 2 me when ii told you guy2 you were doomed ii have no sympathy for thii2
Tavros: uH, wHAT IS GOING ON?
Nepeta: :33 < *ac is sad her ship sunk because they died in the fire* they were purrfect for each other!
Kanaya: I Am All For The Utilisation Of Diplomatic Methods In This Situation However If All Else Fails I May Try The Chainsaw
Vriska: That’s right!!!!!!!! Twas I that set the world a8laze!!!!!!!! 8ut that was inevita8le and now I’ll put out said fire, making me the hero you all deserved.
Equius: Is no being going to acknowledge how STRONG and L00d I am despite the situation.
Gamzee: Im GlAd We ArE aLl BeInG GoOd FrIeNdS
Eridan: wwhatever, this is not my fault.
Feferi:Glub! I’m shore we can sort it out if we just talk about our feelings!
Jane: It can't be that bad...*is that bad* oh shucks.
Dirk: I can handle the fire but can somebody please help me with my failures as a human being.
Jake: Wowie! I can finally live the adventure of a lifetime, just like my heroes! (Jake you are just showing your ass) Just like my heroes!
Roxy: imma put out the fire and imma be hot af while doing so just watch me
Calliope: Such a thrilling epic UoU
Caliborn: BUUUUURN MOTHERFUCKEEEERS!!!!!!!!