Emotions Are For Ugly People

Welcome to my humor blog; enjoy.   

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Damn girl your some kind of wretched beast

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The New Cars Are Here

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a lone man begs for mercy in an unforgiving world

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Fortune Teller reading my palm: It just says “yikes.”

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oh, boo hoo, let me blow you a sick smoke ring on the worlds smallest vape

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it’s time

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ITS NOT TIME ITS FUCKING MARCH I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS

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it’s time

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237 more days till halloween! ITS LIKE NEXT MONTH GUYS

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I have a feeling someone had this queued for an entire year just so they could post this in march

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I T S T I M E

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ITS TIME

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IT’S MARCH YOU ANIMALS

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Fashion Rats

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thank god because I just lost mine

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OSJSKSJSJSB THIS IS SUCH A GOOD ADDITION

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when people ask me if I’m okay: no bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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someone take me out. either in the date way or the assassination way

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Me: *waking up in the morning because i got work*

the funeral director embalming me:

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you have not experienced true fear until a poster falls down in the middle of the night

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One time I thought a poster had fallen down in the middle of the night, but when I turned on my light, it actually was an opossum that fell through my ceiling into my room. So, that’s actually true fear.

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oh.

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Nah that’s free possum

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The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

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God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

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It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

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God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

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me at any random moment